Meriyaan Nazmaan

Maan boli

Mom ammi tay bibi jee menu eh daso jee

Main apni maan boli kehno kehwaan jee

Tuseen donu hus hus kay boloo Punjabi jee

main kyoan urdu bolaan eh tay gul daso jee

meray nal vee hus kay boloo maan boli jee

boloo jee maan boli jee boloo maan boli jee

Sweetness of maanboli

What I say about my beloved Punjab

Which is ignoring its own language

It is a place of five rivers and love

Where great lovers born and raised

Sufi’s and singers sung their trails

They felt its sweetness used Punjabi

Forgot about them what they were

Come on friends don’t stay away

Feel us we will clean your heart

We will put you at on high point

Just clean your heart and come

We are not illiterate and junkies

We have real love to give you 

We are ready to hear you come

Just come meet us and feel us

There is only love and welcome

We welcomed all to our land

I know we are not that civilised

Love doesn’t need any civility

come and see our bleeding heart

come on feel the sweetness of

our mother tongue Punjabi

your hate will go from your heart

just come on and feel our love

you will lose yourself like dulla

we will say dulla you will say bhulla

come to our land not be stranger

come please come before its late

Tandoor wali

Ghun kay lianda ata main chamaan naal

Laa day rotian merian tandoor waliyay

Dhup taraqian tay paseenay kadan wali

Lambi dar hegi ah rottian lwaunay  wali

Passenu paseena hoi rotian launay wali

Eh paseena nehn eh laho ah gareeban da

Na pakha  na Ac na eh howa tayray kol

Pher jaldi la day  rottian tandoor waliyay

Na bijli tay pani teray kol tandoor waliyay

Na phutti na phatta na kursi tay na moorah

Jaldi la day merian rotian tandoor waliyay

 

Maan boli kiklee

Kiklee kleer dee maan boli meri daday dee

daadee dee Bapu dee mummy vee bole jee

nanay dee nani dee saray bolan Punjabi jee

kiklee kleer dee na lehjay dee na paan dee

na tungi paun dee tay na ee ah khaan dee

sadi maanboli naal pungay  naa pawoo jee

kiklee kleer dee jago jee bolo maanboli jee

peeyo khavo huso jee tay maujaan luto jee

Pakistan Hindustan banan toon bach ghia

Jidoon da main maan boli ch likhna shroh kitta tay main vee bariyaan ajeeb ajeeb gallan kern lag piyaan. Es wastay main eh kehnda aan maan boli her kisay wastay buht zarori ah. Main Punjabi nehn perhi jes taran saday hor Pakistani punjaabi ah. Main buht koshish kitti keh main angreezi ch likhaan tay urdu ch vee buht koshish kitti. Na meri angreezi maan boli tay naa urdu. Urdu English farsi german schoolan colleges ch perhi. Her kissay zaban ch liknay dee try kitti pehr jidoon da Punjabi ch likhana shroh kitta  tay dill kerda likhi jawaan. Main ik Pakistani jehray apnay app nu kammi keh kay fakhar mahsoos kar day ah. Kehnday ah aseen saray kammay aan. Pawaan koi vee kum ker day aan. Ohna  da naa ah “Prof. saeed ahmad farani kammi” auhna dee katab “Punjabi zuban nehin maray ghi” Punjabi ka maqadma Punjab main” perhi tay aunah nu email kitti keh farani saab kih dasan main tuwadi kitab perhi ik do tin char……….. menu eh vee nehn patta kini dafa  bas jidoon pukh luggi tay sandwich bana kay khaday tay phay lag pia. Tuwada farani saab buht shukria tay menu eh nehn pata lag sakya main tuwanu koi tuhfa paijan tay kiddaan. Agar tuseen pehlay daikho tay pehrnay toon baad  ho sakda koi pechaanay eh naa. Dariyaan wadh ghiyaan pattay tay takian walay kapray pa laiay. Zaban tay Punjabi ch  sher vee ah gaiay. Lok kehn main fashion ker rehyaan. Eh saday phallay punjabian nu kih patta main tay kehndaan jainay Punjabi nu paa lia aunay sub kuch paa liya. Aywain nehn jidoon bhuley shah nay shah Inayat nu daikhiya  aunay vee Punjabi nu paa liya. Jehda naa eh Inayat howay ohda rutba bhulleh shah ee jaan sakda ah.

Pakistan bach ghia Hindustan banan toon shroh keetta see. Oh es tarran Pakistan da darul hakumat Karachi bana dittia ghia.  Ayub da zamana ah ghia . Das sala senehri dor diyaan kitabaan chapaiyaan. Ayub kisay taran da vee see ik aunay pakistan wastay buhat ee wada kum kitta. Eh menu patta nehn keh audhi apni sauch see yaan aunoo kissay nay mashwara ditta. Jo vee see aunay dekhya Pakistan da sara karobar tay paisa Karachi ch jammaa ho ghia. Pakistan banan toon baad  UP tay CP walyaan dee  jidaan barash hundi ah hoi. Pakistan diyaan wadiyaan tay khas tor tay auqaf diyaan masjdaan ah sambliyaan. Jehna choon tobay dee jamia masjid vee see jehda Imam suleman Abbasi banaya. Ehna nay karachi hydrabad tay sind day waday shehran tay aa qabza kitta. Ayub koloon allah nay eh kum kerwa ditta keh Pakistan da darul hakumat Karachi toon chukya tay Islamabad  liaa basaya. Eh ohdi Pakistan wastay bhut wadi khidmat see. East Pakistan bangle desh ban ghia . Hakumat nay bangle desh toon behari  laiay tay saray Pakistan ch abaad kitay jehna chon saday sher tobay ch vee aiay. Aseen vee auna nu khulay dill naa jee aayaan kehya. Oh saray bihari kithay gaiay. Sarray Karachi chalay ghaiay. Karachi nu  I would like to say  made capital of Pakistan by pre planned invasion to convert Pakistan to Hindustan again. Ayub khan day damage nay samj lia tay aunay capital city Islambad bana ditta. Agar oh naa eh kerda tay ehna daa head quarter London ch nehn hona see balkay delhi ch hona see balkay Pakistan vee delhi day under hona see.. Weldone Ayub khan RIP for saving Pakistan from preplanned invasion By Hindustanis.

Punjabi Empire ik haqeeqat yaan khiyaal

Main tay kuch din huay sochiya keh ho sakda kissay zamanay ch punjabi empire aina wada see keh  ehdiyaan sarhadaan aral sea tak see. Main kai European gypsies naal milya tay ohna day naa saday naal milady julday ah tay oh apas ch Punjabi day naal mildi juldi boli bool day ah. Aina hajaay tak patta nehn keh oh othay day rehn walay ah yaan oh kidaan ehna mulkaan ch puhnchay. Hamburg ch ik meri collegue hundi see jehda naa Raadha see tay rang ohda mushki see. Main ohnu jidoon vee daikhna tay kehna Rang mushki tay khung na khuski. Ohdoon main vee urdu day chakkar ch see main eh nehn sochiya kih main ohday kolloon puch lawaan keh taira naa eh kiyoun yaan taira rang mushki kiyoun ah.. Siddhi gal ah kih aidaan dee  audoon sauch eh nehn see. Oh aus zamanay day yougoslavia dee rehn wali see. Eh saday Punjabi pehnaan tay phai her kissay day zulm day shaker huay . Hitler nay 300000  gas chambers ch paa kay maar dittay jidoon aunay german ch holocaust kitta.

Agar eh mun liayay keh eh gypsies Punjab tay humlyaan toon tung aah kay aithoon chalay ghaiay tay eh nehn ho sakda keh oh aini taadad naal gaiay hoon. Menu eh nehn patta keh Iran yaan turkey ch vee eh log hegay yaan nehn. Turkey toon agay jaiay tay Europe day her mulk ch eh log mil day ah jehnaa nu chunga nehn samajia jaanda. Koi auhnaa nu kehnda ah eh log chori kerday ah tay cheezan khuh lainday ah, Aina tay kamaan day darwazay band ah. Ohna vee tay kissay taran khana ah. Ehna nu vee kam dawo tay eh aidaan day phairay kum nehn kern ghay.

Hun main apnay Islami mulkaan ch aundaan kiyoun keh  aithay  vee gypsies haggay ah. Jehna nu aseen buddo yaan Bedouin kehnday aan.Arab Yaan Persian  Khleej day rehnay walliyaan dee zubaan main pehli wari suni tay auna da lehja kuch menu punjaab day musliyaan yaan jangliyaan dee taraan luga. Es allaqay day loggan dee arabi vee standard arabi naloon faraq ah. Ik din main lafaz sunyaa “gummay” jehda matlab ban daa chala jaa. Ik hor  lafaz “Rahtak” jehda matlab ban daa main jaandaan. Eh gummay yaan rahtak meray khiyal ch arabi daa lafaz nehn ah. Hor aidaan day patta nehn kinay kay lafaz eh khaleeji zubaan ch ah jehray sadi Punjabi naal milady ah. Kih eh vee ho sakda keh jehra main Punjab empire da dasya eh khleej vee ehda hissa howay. Punjab yaan punjabiyan dee sub toon wadi badqismati eh ah keh ehday ch koi tareekh likhon wala nehn see. Eh apni khaiti bari ch ee lagay rehay.

Haqeeqat  Of  Qumi Labas and  qumi language

Eh up cp walayaan da salaab  saday Punjab day labas nu khun ch kaamyaab ho ghaiay. Oh Punjabi jehray apni pugri tay maan kerday see tay apni izzat daa nashan  samaj day see Punjabi pindaan tak toon khatam ho ghai. Kurta Chaddar yaan dhutti vee allah belli ho ghai. I would call it Punjabi cultural genocide in true sense. Hun eh daikhiyay keh eh sada qumi labas (shalwar Qameez)  kinna  Islami ah tay kinna real Punjabi Islami ah. Eh janan wastay Aseeen Apnay muslman mulkaan da chakkar launday aan. Eh kum kern toon pehlay saday quid E Azam da labas kih see. Quid e azam nay kadeen shalwar qameez paya eh nehn see. Jidoon angraizan nay yaan SIR Iqbal nay Pakistan da dasya tay kiyoun keh angraizan day saray hawary Up cp walay see jehray shalwar kameez paunday see. Jidoon quid e Azam nay Pakistan ban da dekhyaa saray wah wah kernay wallay see tay aunah nay bhi shalwar kameez pauni shrooh ker ditti. Hon Aseen Afghanistan tay Iran chalyay jehray saday gowandi ah. Afghanistan  shalwar kameez labas ah tay pugri  zaban Pashto farsi . Iran shalwar kameez labas in Irani balchistan only. Language Farsi Arbi Baloochi.

Hun turkey ch daikhyay No urdu  no shalwar kameez. Hor tay koi Islami mulk rehnda ee nehn jethay  shalwar kameez yaan urdu zaban huway.

Ik Iran Turkey Iraq Tay Syria da alaqa kurdistan ah jethay shalwaray pehni jaandi ah pehr aseen ohnu shalwar nehn keh sakday.

Punjabi labas pugri Afghanistan most Islamic sufia, saday rasul pak tay ohna day sahaba, sudan tay sultanate Oman . Punjabi chadar yaan dhoti  Most Islamic sufia Part of  Ihram labas. Ihrams second part is like another sheet of cloth which is I would say purna yaan saafa. So You could conclude your self which is more Islamic Punjabi traditional dress or Pakistani shalwar kameez.  Agar tuseen (up cp ) walley ainay eh Islam day thakay dar au tay Islam  ch tay kitay vee nehn keh kisay cheez nu choth bole kay Islami kahwo

Kuch din pehlay meray damage ch eh Punjabi empire daa naa aya keh kissay zamanay ch ho sakda hunda howay. Main akher tay tuwaday koloon eh puchaan gaa khas tor tay punjabi lakhariyaan koloon keh tuwady kol koi es day baray ch koi vee aisi sauch huway tay likho. Main tay eh kehwaan ga keh do tin din pehlay meray damage ch Punjabi empire da naa aiya tay hun ik haqeeqat ban da nazar aundaa ah.pehr thori jehi reseach dee lore ah. Lao tay tuseen vee phay gwair. Main tuwanu thura jehya idea day dawaan oh eh hindu kush tay punjaab dee tarikh das dee ah do wadiyaan badshahataan day baray ch. Gandhar tay Vaahic Pradesh (Balkh of Bactria) . Jehra kingdom gandhaar see oh king Taksha nay banaya . Eh saday Punjabi sher Taksila audhay naa tay aah jehra Takshashila see. Eh badahahi day borders taksila toon lag kay Tashkent (corruption of Taksha khand) hon da Uzbekistan.

Kih gal sadi maan boli wastay Punjab vee nehn rehya?

Nazir kahut saab nay eh gal masud khaddar posh conference day maqalay ch dusi. Oh kehnday  nay keh main defence ch mobile phone dee franchise  tay khlota see. Sales girl

Meray naal  urdu ch gal kar rehi see. Main ohnu akhya puttar jee maray naal Punjabi ch gal karo. Poora staff puhtar ghia. Ohna da manager pichiyoun nikal kay aa ghia tay menu akhan laga

 “URDU HAMARI  QUMI  ZUBAN   HAI   ES   KI  WAJAH  SAY PAKISTAN  BANA HAI.  AAP  HOTAY  KOON  HAIN  YEH  KEHNAY  WALLAY  KEH  HUM PUNJABI  BOLAIN”

. Naal defence dee ik modern buddi (aurat) khari see akhan luggi

 “ IN  BACHOON  KO  NAFRAT  KA  SABAK   NA SKHAU,  HAMAIN PUNJABI  KI  ZARORAT  NAHEEN  HAI.  YEH  GAND  APNAY  PASS   RAKHO

YAA  KAHEEN AUR LAY  JAO”

Kehnday nay maan boli  day  khlaaf  honay  wali  riyasti  deshat gardi tay lokaan  dee bayhissi  tay aidahay khalaf  honay wala imtiazi salook waikkh kay mera zehan  ban chukia keh bina kissay shuk day  Punjab lasani hawalay naal ik dahda tay wadha  operation clean up mung da ah.

Sadday Punjabi lokaan nay tay kadeen  “nafrat yaan bugaz “  kadeen kitta eh nehn.

Saday tay darwazy bahroon lok tor kay aah waray  tay aseen tay ohna nu wee apnay hero kehnday aan. Sada Punjab tay sadi boli piyar day kissay kahaniyaan naal pheri hoi ah.

Saday kol tay jehra vee aya aseen ohnu jee ayaan nu kehya. Babay farid nay nanak nu hath laya tay oh guru  tay piyaar da parchari ban ghia. Shah Inayat nay Abdullah nu hath layaa tay auh Bhulla ban ghia.

Urdu theek ah sadi qumi zaban ah. Sat bismillah tay sat salam pher sadi maan boli nu tay dais nakala na dewo. Tuseen bangali naal ve eh kern dee koshish kitti  jehday naal adha Pakistan “East Pakistan”  Bangladesh ban ghia. Ohna nu vee jahil gunwar aujad kehya ghia pehr auna nay kehya sadi maan boli bangali ah tay sanu nehin chai dee tuwadi urdu

Kiyoun keh aseen bangali majority ch an.

Urdu jehnu saday punjabi Hindustani kehnday see tay bolan waliyaan vee Hindustani kehnday see. Agar Hindustani nu surkhi powder laa kay tay bana sunwar kay urdu keh ditta jaway tay kih hindi Islami zubaan ban jaiay ghee. Eh hinduaan dee ik sazash see pakistan nu toran dee. Jehday ch au kaamyaab ho ghia. Menu eh daso duniya day hor kais Islami mulk ch urdu boli jaandi ah keh eh Hindustani Islami zuban ban ghai. Aithay tak Pakistan diyaan local zabanan nu kafraan diyaan zaban keh kay fatway dittay ghaiay. Eh fatway dainay wallay kaun see? Hindustani maulvi (up, cp walay). Mera aina koloon ik sowal ah keh agar Punjabi kafraan dee zuban ah tay muslman pehlon kon banya? Punjabi yaan eh Up tay cp wallay. Challo eh gal nu chadu agar eh kehnday ah kay Punjabi sikhan dee yaan kafraan dee zuban ah tay menu  bas eh gal das dain Punjabi zuban pehlay bani yaan sikh pehlay banay? Ehna day choth da patta lag jaanda keh eh choth aina keh bolday ah keh saday saray Pakistani es cheez day amaan dee had tak qail hogaiay ah keh agar dunyaan ch koi Islami zubaan ah tay oh Urdu eh ah.

Jidoon angreez saday muslamanaan nu jaanday huay Pakistan da tuhfa day kay gaiay tay sanu daaj (Jahaiz, Dowry) ch hindustani tay hindustanian nu day gaiay. Hindustanian nu angreez apnay naal laiay kay aaiay see jidoon Punjab tay qabza keetta. Hindustanian dee tay bulkay main kehwaan gaa keh mauj lag gai . Ehna day wastay tay Punjab ee waliyat ban ghia. Es tarran pajjay aunday see jidaan saday log Pakistan banan toon baad Punjabi yaan hun vee walyat jaanday aah.Ik zamana aya keh eh bhiyaan day wadhairiyaan nu fikar lag gai keh kitay up cp day school college amlay dee shortage dee wajah naal band na ho jaan. Saray patwari arzi nawees clerk officers police fauj tay sara amla agraiz apnay naal laiay kay aiay see. Oh Punjab jehra Dr. leitner day kehnay day matabaq aus waqat taalimi lihaz naal Europe day mulkaan day naloon chunga see. Eh jidoon  saday Punjab ch ah gaiay ehna nay farsi, tay Punjabi dee angraizan koloon chuti kerwai tay saday punjabiyaan nu anparh bana kay rakh ditta. Jidoon tak tay mugal empire farsi wart day rehay muglaan nay bari  taraqi keeti tay jidoon eh up cp walay marasi mugal mahalan ch gaiay tay auhna day her kum diyaan khush amdaan kitiyaan. Ohnaa nu urdu dee shairi ch laa ditta tay eh Hindustani wah wah kerday rehay. Aisa ohna nu “saqi dare mehkhana abi band na kerna day chakkar ch paya keh auna nu urdu shairi toon sawa hor koi sujh da ee nehn see.

Muglaan dee badshahat khatam ho gai akhri badshah urdu diyaan gazalan likhday likhday

Rangoon ch mar ghia. Aunay eh nehn sochya keh gazalan chud kay main apni badshahat nu dubara banawaan. Pehr ohdiyaan jarran nu wah wah dee uli lug gai.

Hor sabh toon wadah kum eh up cp waliyaan nay muglaan koloon eh kerwaya keh sikh mazhab  day naal takkar lawa ditti. Guru nanak nay eh mazhab banaya babay farid shaker ganj diyaan suhbtaan ch reh kay. Guru Nanak ainay kay babay farid day mureed see keh babay farid dee kaffi sufiana shairi sikhaan dee granth saab ch shamal ah jehnu adhi granth kehnday ah. Guru Nanak dee wafat tay muslmanan kehn aseen dafnauna tay  sikh kehn jalauna. Eh gal dasnay da matlab eh ah ais time tak sikh mazhab muslmanaan da ik hissa see. Muglaan nu eh up cp walyaan nay wah wah ker kay ongal ditti tay moglaan nu tay sikhaan nu ik dujay day samanay  lia khara kitta. Muslmanaan nu tay sikhaan nu ik dujay da vairy bana ditta.

Eh Pakistan day angreezi jahaiziyaan (hindustaniyaan)  nay Punjab day wanday ch kuch nehn kitta na angraizaan nay naa Punjab police nay tay naa fauj nay. Kehnday ah 30 lakh tak saday Punjabi katay waday gaiay.  Aina nay khul ditti jo marzi karo koi nehn puchay gha. Jinnah buht maqbool see Nehru tay Gandhi vee buht maqbool see. Sariyaan diyaan zabanaan band ho ghiayan tay punjabiyaan da khoon behnda rehya. Ehna diyaan zubanaan kidaan khul diyaan eh saray Punjabi nehn see. Na koi parcha katiyaa ghia tay na koi adalat bethi keh 30 lakh insaan maray tay qatal ho ghaiay. Na ee kissay Punjabi nay awaz authai keh daso jee kih hoya tay kih kitta. Ik sochi samaji sazash day teht saday punjabiyaan da genocide kitta ghia. Kisay taran Dunnyaan dee abadi vee tay control kerni ah keh nehn

Kum bigeria Hoya kidaan theek keryaay

Main eh likhon laga tay ehday wastay Punjabi da lafaz (akhar) lab da rehya pehr na labha. Menu urdu da yaan farsi da lafaz labh ghia. Zabanaan ziyaada aundiyaan hon tay eh tay faida hunda ah kay phir day tur day rehn tay kum aa jaandiyaan ah. Kehnday see parho farsi tay baichoo tail tay phir deeko qudrat day khail. Farsi perh lai pehr tail baichna naseeb na hoya tay naa eh qudrat dat khail deekhay. Ik war main iran ghia tay mashhad toon mur rehya see. Menu bag nu laun wastay junday dee lore see tay main hutti tay ghia . main oh irani hutti walley nu bara samajaya pehr oh na smajia. Meri perhi hoi  farsi kum aah ghai tay main ohnu kehya “Kuful” tay oh samaj ghia. Eh junday da tay farsi da es wastay das ditta junda ve eh jehri main gal kerni ah oh da amul audaan da ah.

Farsi ch buht waday waday alam sufi malang jehna nu aseen arabi samaj day aan oh haqeeqat ch arab nehn see. Saday lokaan ch eh buht pehr ah keh agar tay koi buht auchi jaga chala jaway tay ohda her koi ristay dar ban da tay jay koi mara ah ohtoon look door nasday ah. Assay taran arab mulkaan ch vee aah jay tuseen buht uchay thaan tay aan tay her koi tuwanu apna kehnda balkay bahr day lokaan nu vee apna kehnday ah tay sir tay bataun nu tiar hu jaanday. Jay tuseen ainay khanday peenday nehn tay tuseen maskeen ajnabi tay kummi aan. Her kaum nasal yaan mulk ch lok chungay vee hunday ah tay pheray vee ehda matlab eh nehn keh main arain aan yaan rajpoot aan tay sari sadi baradri chungi ah.

Main hun jehri gul kern lagan oh eh ah bigray huay kum nu kidaan theek keryaay. Jidoon main eh likhon laga tay shram vee aa way keh lok kih kehn gay pehr kissay daa phala ho jaway tay chungi ghul ah. Kai lokaan da kum bigriya hoya ah tay sharmu kay sharmi eh gal neh das day. Kai hakeemaan kol jaanday ah tay kai taweezaan day chakkar cha a jaanday ah. Main aisay kehr ch paida hoya jithay piraan fiqaraan nu buht munya jaanda see jehda asar hajay vee meray ch ah. Aseen chotay hunday see tay aina gallan da patta nehn see. Saday gawandiyaan day munday da wiyah hoya tay ohdi budhi (bride ) ohnu agalay din chud kay chalay ghai. Mahalay ch jadi ag taran eh khabar aud dee hoi sano vee milli. Main chotay phai kolon puchya ainay paisay laa kay wiyah kitta tay oh chud kay kiyoun ghai.. Chotay phai nay menu kehya keh auh kuch nehn ker sakya budhi eh keh kay chali ghai keh main chunga ah saranay naal japhy paa lawaan aidhay nal rehnay naloon. Lagda audha kum bigria hoya see.

Kum bigeria hoya kai taran da ah, jehnu aseen “Surhat e anzaal” kehnday aan. Jaida matlab ban da ah jaldi chut jaana. Akhbaran ch baray ishtiar aundaay ah hakeeman tay doctraan day jehray bacharay ghareebaan nu taran taran diyaan galan das kay tay wahmaan ch paa kay lut day rehnday ah. Hallan keh ehda allaj tuseen bagair kisay duwai yaan tuwaiz too appai ker sakday au. Ehnu main nafsiati bimari kehwaan ga jehri keh thori jehi koshish naal theek ho sak dee ah. Eh bamari kissay zehni shock dee wajah naal hundi ah. Yaan tuwada sexual parner tuwanu wahim ch paa davey. Agar partner nehn tay ho sakda muth marday hoay koi wahm lag gaia howay. Eh koi bamari nehn eh just wahm ah jera saday mashray nay saday lokaan day damaag ch paya hoya ah keh muth marnay naal seht kharab ho jaandi ah yaan kum bigger jaanda. Kai lokaan nu hishyaari aundi ah tay aunaa no munny day qatray aunday ah. Wagaira wagaira. Agar tuwanu aidaan da koi problem hai tay tuseen salah lai sak day ao.

Aino aseen theek ker sakday aan . Agar tuseen wiyahay hoay au tay tuseen apni budhi naal tasali naal gal karo tay koshish karo ehdi wajah laban dee. Agar tay twanoo pata lag jaway tay buht chunga ah. Ehnu tuseen apni buddi naal ral kay theek karo. Jes waqat tuseen apnay lul nu buddi dee phudi ch  pawo tay chungi taran holi holi movement devo. Jiddoon tuseen buht achai tay huwo tay apnay lul nu phudi choon kuhd lowo. Chungi taran saah cha lai kay paani dud chaa kaafee yaan jo kuch wee ah peewvo. Jislaan tuseen relax ho jawo tay phay apnay lul nu theek kernay daa safar shroh karo. Tuseen phay jiaan pheli phairi kita see ehnu audaan ee phay apnay lul nu phudi  day andher pawo tay holi holi agay pichay halawo. Pehlay holi holi pehr zara taiz ker day jawo. Eh khaiyal rako keh tuwada partner vee enjoy ker rehya howay tuwadi eh movement. Jidoon tuseen arooj tay puhnch jawo tay chutnay toon pehlay apnay lul nu phudi chon kehd lowo. Pehr tuseen saa cha lowo paani chaa kaffee peewo tay pher repat karo. Hun teesri pheri tusee phay apni buddhi nu tiyaar tay garam kar kay  apnay lul nu phudi ch pawo tay holi holi agay pichay phairo. Phaiy zara movement taiz kerday jawoo tay jiddon tuseen arooj tay puhnchoo tay tuseen movement nu stop ker davo tay chungi taran sah cha lowo paani chaani peewo. Tuseen theek tay thunday ho jawo tay phay movement daini shroh karo. Pehlan holi holi tay speed nu tori thori taiz kerday jawo.

Jiddon phay arooj tay puhncho tay let it go by moving faster and faster till blows out.

Eh tuwaday tay depend kerda aah keh tuseen kina kay jaldi theek ker lainday ao.

Aik hor eh weeh ker sakday ao keh kissay aisi jaga tay tuseen howo jithay tuseen donu howo hor na authay banda howay tay na banday dee zaat howay. Eh vee ik sexual therapy da gur ah. Ais therapy ch ve tuseen eh pehlay wala tarika repeat karo pehr ehday ch tuseen jinaa vee shor shraba ker sak day au karo. Aidah maqsad ah tuwadi towajao es toon hatauna. Tuseen kai taran diyaan cheekan mar sak day au. Addingu gawaan mungu.

Agar twaday lagay aah tay tuseen aucha music laa sak day au. Nehn tay kittay eh therapy kerday kerday kuch da kuch horn a ho jaway tay lok akathay ho jaan.

Tuseen shaid perhya howay yaan sunya howay keh kai lok humbistary ker day hoay apnay partner nu chundiyaan yaan dandiyaan wad day ah. Kaiyaan nay chainta rakhya hunda ah.

Meray kol Karachi da ik bhia kum kerda see jehra mangaitar ban kay uk aiya see. Ik din kum tay aiya tay audhi garden zakhmi hoiey see kai jagah toon. main audhay kollon puchya kih gal koi larai ho ghai. Oh thora jeha moskriya tay kehn laga nehn larai tay neh hoi. Main smaj ghia keh buddi nay aidhi garden tay chuck maray hoay ah. Eh chuckaan nu angreezi ch “love bites “ kehnday ah. Eh vee lag da ah kaiyaan wastay saukha nehn.

Pawaan eh love bittes hun tay pawaan chaintay diyaan lasaan aina da ik maqsad ah humbistry day wich damage jisam no takleef day kisay hor pasay launa. Koi zaroori nehn keh tuseen eh her dafa therapy ch lagay rehwo. Jehdoon tuwano eh saray ander bahr da pata lag jaway tay tuseen hor tariqay warto tay sex nu khud ve enjoy karo tay apnay saathi nu vee enjoy karwao.

Kai saday phai aisay vee ah keh auna da lul hishiari ch nehn aunda. Ehdi vee ik wajah nafsiati ah. Hun pakistan / India ch tay pata nehn kis taran therapy kitti jaway. Kai arab mulkaan ch lok buht omar diyaan budian koloon training lainday ah. Eh buddian jawanaan nu chungi taraan trained ker daindian aan. What ever it is agar banday enjoy kerday ah tay buddian vee enjoy kerdiyaan ah. Pakistan yaan India ch vee tuseen es taraan training laiay kay apnay aap  dee hishiari nu kafi  waqat tak wadaa tay set ker sakday au.

Nashay waliyan cheezan vee  chutney ch delay paida ker diyaan ah. Wadhay kehnday ah fimiyaan dee yadhi hoi buddi hor kisay kolon satisfy nehn hundi. Eh nashay aliyaan jinyaan vee cheezan aan eh damaag dee soch waqti tor tay kehta daindiyaan ah. Jehday naal eh fikar keht hundi ah keh jaldi chut jaana. Ais wastay Europe yaan west ch sharab da istamaal buht hunda. Main eh kehwaan gaa keh apnay aap nu aisay nashyaan toon bacha kay rakho jehray tuwano lag sakday ah. Main eh kahwaan gaa keh sharab ais pharoon chungi ah keh eh aini jaldi tuwanu lag dee nehn. Tuseen jo vee tarika warto apni maali haalat daikh kay karo. Agar tuseen autliyaan galaan naal tuseen theek ho jaanday ao tay eh haram diyaan  cheezan zaror wartniyaan. Agar tuseen sharab warto tay duwai day tor tay warto aini keh tuseen saroor ch ah jawo. Eh toon ziyada nehn. Aik faida es nu duwai day tor tay  wartnay da eh aa keh lahoo nu patla ker dee aah. Aiday naal tuwadi lahoo dee circulation chungi ho jaandi ah.

Agar mali halat chungi nehn tay  tay tuseen ehdi therapy kern toon adhay toon ik gianta pehlay adhi goli saunay wali goli laia sakday au. Eh vee tuwaday autay ganudi atar daiay ghi tay tuseen apna safar lammi dair tak jariyo sari rekh lawo ghay. Tuseen kafi dair tak chuto ghay nehn. Agar tuseen koi vee dowai warto tay ehday baray ch apnay doctor naal salah ker lawo tay puch lawo aina day side effects day baray ch.

Ishtiari hakeemaan , doctoraan tay taweez dain waliyaan toon bachoo. Ehnu theek kernay dee technique ah tay ehnu warto.

Saday kai phaiyaan tay phenaan day aulad nehn hundi tay agar saal do saal ch koi aulad naa howay tay lok taran taran diyaan galaan kerday ah. Aina da vee juray tay nafsiati tor  tay asar hunda ah. Allah nay her kissay nu koshish kitti keh theek banaya jaway pehr kissay wajah naal kai theek nehn hunday. Agar tuway aulad nehn tay tuseen kuch tarikay wart sakday au. Sub toon pehlay tay bachay paida kernay da sara amal samjo..Aik aisa waqat hunda ah jeday ch tuseen apnay partner naal intercourse ker day au tay hamal nehn thair da. Eh au waqat ah jidoon tuwaday saathi dee mahwari khatam hundi ah. Hummal aus waqat tak nehn thair da jedoon tak tuwaday partner da egg zerkhaiz (fertilise)  nehn hunda. Eh waqat ik toon do haftay da hunda ah pehr kaiyaan da kuch keht hunda tay kaiyaan da kuch din ziyada hunda. Jidoon tuwaday partner da egg fertilise hunda ah tay tuwada sperm level theek ah tay tuseen intercourse karo tay hammal thairna chai da aah.

Agar tuseen bachyaan wastay intercourse kerday au tay mahwari khatam hoon toon do haftay baad tuseen intercourse shoroh karo tay agli mahwari shorooh hoon tak her rose intercourse karo. Inshallah tuwaday aulad zaror howay gha. Do tin maheenay tak koshish karo. Agar tuwada partner pregnant nehn hunda tay apnay doctor naal mashwara karo.

Hakeemaan tay taweezaan day chakkar ch naa pawo. Ho sakda tuwano yaan tuwaday partner nu koi problem howay. Eh ao zamana ah jehday ch India vee mars tay puhnchan dee koshish ker rehya ah. Eh tuwaday tay ah keh tuseen kih kerday au.

Dhant paina

Kai ishthari hakeem lokaan nu taran taran day wahm paa kay auna dee jaib khalee kerday ah.. Saday mulkaan ch lokaan nu aimee hishyaari aai rehndee aah. Main soch daa aan keh Allah nay jo vee shay banai ohda koi jawab nehn. Insaan banya tay jethoon paida hunda tay sari omar laga rehnda keh aus mori ch chala jawan. Agar female ah tay oh dee koshish ah keh auhday ander chala jaway.  Eh jidoon admin u hishiayri aundi ah tay ehda matlab hunda ah keh lul phudi ch jaanay wastay tiyar ah. Allah day vee kih kehnay keh aunay phudi ch pownay wastay kuch qatray lul choon kehd dainda tay keh lul phudi ch jaway tay eh lais dar qatray lubrication da kum dainday ah. Ehday naal lul dee phudi ch movement ch asani paida ho jaandi ah. Eh qatrayaan noon hakeemaan nay apna karobar chumkaunay wastay lokaan nu wahm paunay shorooh ker daitay.

Main Jidoon Germany ch see tay meray qatray kadeen kadeen nikal day see. Mahaul aisa see keh har waqat hishiari aah jaani tay Allah da khauf see keh kittay gunah naa ker baithaan. Akhbar ch Ishtiar dekhya tay “Hussain” naami hakeem naal uk ch gal baat hoi tay aunay menu kehya keh main ohnu apni photo paijaan. Main apni photo paijee tay aunay kehya ohnu main paisay paigh dawaan jehray kafi saray see tay dowai paigh daiay gha. Khair paisay paigh dittay hakim hussain saab nay goliyaan paigian. Ik din menu custom walyaan da card aiya keh tera parcel ah tay auna day daftar ch ah. Main daftar ch ghia tay auna nay menu parcel dekhaya tay declaration slip tay “Herbal food” likhi hoi see.  Custom walyaan nay parcel khulyaa tay auhday ch jidaan chuhay mar goliyaan hundiyaan es taran diyaan chutiayaan kaaliyaan goliyaan. Menu custom walyaan nay puchyaa keh eh kih aah. Main ohna nu desya apna masla tay kehya eh ais wastay ah. Khair ohna nay kehya keh oh germany ch nehn wart sakda tay main apnay doctor kol jaawaan. Faida aidah ch samajia keh main hon hussain hakeem nu phone na kerkay paisay bachawaan.

Jidoon Hussain hakeem naal gal hoi tay Pakistan ch vee ik hakeem naal gal hoi. Oh ik abdul hakeem day lagay ik peer da put see. Menu kehn laga main tera duwai naal allaj kerwa dainda aan. Naal menu eh vee syed saab nay kehya keh main germany toon aunoon nangiyaan tusveeran walay resalay paije.Main ohnu kuch warqay tasweeraan walay paije dittay tay taqreeban 75 $  da draft vee paijia.. Kaffe dair baad audhay koloon oh draft wapas liah. Main apnay doctor nall gal kitti tay ohnay kehya main specialist kol jawaan. Specialist nay kehyaa koi gal nehn ah. By chance meri Dr. desai naal mulaqat hoi tay main ohna nu desya. Dr. desain nay menu bathaa kay buht eh chungi taran samjaya tay mazak naal kehya keh apnay hathyaar nu wartyaa karo . Agar koi phanda pher jaaway tay phay auchoo dholan ee ah. Dr. desaain nay menu buht waqat ditta tay main vee sari gal samaj ghia. Maan boli akhar maan boli hundi ah.

Main saray phaiyaan nu kehwaan ga keh koi vee bamari ah tay tuseen doctor kol jawo.

Homeopathic german allaj ah pehr germany ch agar tuseen homeopathy dee practice kar ni ah tay tuseen  qualified doctor hona chai day au. Mera khiyaal aah Humburg sher ch Ik german homeopathy doctor hundi see jehri ehday naal qualified doctor vee see. Daisi hakeemaan da allaj Greece toon shrooh hoya es wastay ehnu younani kehnday ah. Eh younani allaj daa eh haal ah Greece ch keh tuseen wart nehn sakday. Pehr Pakistan ch hakeemaan nay tay homeopathic lokaan nay fraud chalaya hoya ah tay lokaan nu baywaqoof bana kay lut rehah ah. Es wast mehrbaani ker kay bachoo tay doctor koloon aalaj karwao

Kai lok aisay vee ah keh auna day kol enough aulad hai tay oh intercourse maza lain wastay kerna chaunday ah tay oh mahwari khatam honay toon baad ik haftay tak bagair condem yaa pills tay intercourse ker sakday ah. Es time ch tuwaday partner da egg fertilise nehn hunda tay hammul neh thair daa .Just enjoy .

Mahwari ch ziyada khoon auna

Meriyaan kai pehnaan  nu baaz dafa buht ziyada khoon aunda ah. Agar aisa masla howay tay apnay doctor naal mashwra karo kiyon keh kai soortan ch eh buht khatar nak hunda ah. Eh doctor eh tests toon baad dasay gha keh kih wajah ah khoon ziyada aunay dee. Kai phenaan nu fibrosis yaan koi gilti dee wajah naal vee khoon aunda ah jehda alaj tuwada doctor eh dasay gha keh operation hona yaan koi allaj hona.. Agar ziada khoon aunda howay tay doctor naal contact kernay ch dair nehn kerni chai dee.

Phudi tay Lul tay Khaaj hona

Agar tuwaday khaj hundi ah tay eh jaga nu chungi taran daikho. Koi daag wagaira tay neh. Eh daag tay khaaj hon toon baad khoon tay nehn nikal da yaa zakham tay nehn ban jaanda. Agar eh halat ah tay tuseen cloitrimazol cream 1%  warto. Agar eh fungai dee wajah yaan hor wajah naal ah khaaj khatam ho jawo ghee.

Hathlas yaan muth marnay waliyaan lai

Such puchoo tay saday mazhabi lok yaan sada mahaul ehnu chungaa nehn samaj pehr koi aisa howay gay jainay nay na mari huway. Ais wastay sochya keh ehday pahroon vee likh dawaan. Saday lokaan ch hakeemaan nay galt fahmi paa ditti hoi ah keh muth marnay naal lul day pathay mar jaanday jehday naal lul kum daa nehn rehn daa. New research day matabaq tay doctraan da kehna aah keh aiday naal seht tay koi firaq nehn painda. Agar tuwaday kol koi partner nehn yaan nehn milda. Aisa vee hunda ah keh kai lokaan da wiyah nehn hunda. Ohna wastay muth marna aina eh seht wastay chunga ah jinaan intercourse. Koshish karo keh grip aini sakht naa huway tay buht ghat howay. Agar female ah tay apnay nails cut kay rakho tah kay enjoy kern dee bajai zakhmi naa ho jawo.Koi ve step lavo  apnay hath pehlay vee dhowo tay baad ch vee.

Main ethay ee mokaun daa an. Main kissay dee dill auzari yaan fahshi phlaunay wastay nehn likhya. Eh sirf phrawaan wastay likhyaa ah. Tuseen ehnu shah mukhi yaan gurmukhi ch likh sakday ao tay likho main es blog ch laa dawaan ga. Ho sakda ehday naal kai lokaan da phalla ho jaway. Tuseen apni salah vee likho. Menu hun ajazat deevo tay tuseen apna khiyal rakho, hus day rahvo , wasday rahvo tay phungray paunday rahvo.

Million fruit tree project for every country

Money does grow on trees!

Million fruit tree project for every country

Just imagine 50000 tons (or more) of free fruit for the poor or for the government to export. How I have worked it out this figure? If one tree gives 50 kg of fruit and could you imagine million trees will produce 50000 tons of free fruit for the poor people. By this way we could eliminate the shortage of fruit and food  from the world. The poor people will have access to the fruit for free.

Since my childhood I have always dreamt to run a campaign to grow million fruit trees where everyone has access for free fruit. In Pakistan parks used to be called  “baag” i.e committee Baag where used to have fruit trees. The gardener used to look after the park was “Mali”. It was responsibility of the mali to look after the fruit of the tree. Who was the consumer or end user of the fruit from these government parks? Might be council officials ? But sure not malis. Although my ancestors have left farming and agriculture generations ago but I couldn’t forget my roots and always try to do something to promote it. I couldn’t grow huge amount of trees my own and could not afford myself. If we all join in this project by personal effort, work and by financially then I think it is not difficult to fulfil this dream. It is not only fruit we are talking about but also we could make our planet more greener and improved environment for our eco system.

Why Fruit Trees?

Trees give us much-needed oxygen and sequester carbon dioxide

Trees increase biodiversity

Trees fix nitrates into soil making it more fertile to grow other plants, like vegetables.

You can grow trees on the edges of the land if you have farm without loosing from crops. It is usual impression that trees causes loss of crops due to its shade but if you have tree in the middle of the field try to grow tree friendly crops under it. Tree friendly crops are pineapple, onions, garlic, ginger, parsley, cumin, coriander and many more. The  Pineapple grows everywhere in or out shade and light. They call it a rabbit of plants or fruits because it multiplies quickly.

Urban tree planting improves pride of place. It makes places looks green and looks beautiful when places are greener.

Trees provide healthy and beautiful places for children to play and learn. The children like to climb on the trees. You can put swings on trees without any investment. It is good for poor countries of Asia and Africa.

 Fruit trees provide nutritious fruit to eat

Trees improve an area's water quality

Very low transportation cost due to locally produced

New employment opportunities for the local. Money does grow on trees! Fruit and olive trees can provide produce that can be used in feeding schemes or sold by schools and communities. Indigenous trees increase property values and can provide natural air conditioning for homes and classrooms.

Come on join in the campaign hand in hand start planting fruit trees from today

For technical assistant, information and help please email aasukman@hotmail.com

Haan paisay Darakhtaan nal lagday ah - punpashi

Punpashi  - Awo Apniyaan sabziyaan agaiyay

Pehlay tuseen hu sakda eh akhar yaan lafaz na suniyaan howay pehr punbijli da lafaz zaroror sunyaan howay gaa. Main punpashi da lafaz es wastay ajad kitta keh ehda sara taulaq paani day naal ah. Jay koi es akhar day pahron puchay tay mera naa zaror laina keh eh mera ajad kitta hoya akhar ah. Main vee bara teer mariya eh akhar ajad kerkay. Mera wada pahai menu tulsi raam sceience daan kehnda hunda see oh es wastay keh main chota hunda eh cheez dee jehr ch puhnchan dee tago dao ker da see. Eh audoon dee gal ah jidoon hajay television ainay nehn hunday see. Eh pahai ik wari Lahore gia tay ohnay koi drama dekhya jehday wich koi sceincedan  jehda naa tulsi raam see tay oh sooraj diyaan kirnaa moornay day tajarbay kerda rehnda see. Oh bachara tulsi raam akhri tajrabay ch marya ghia yaan zahhmi ho ghia. Es wastay mera wadha pahai menu mazaq kerda hunda see tay kehnda hunda see tera vee tulsi raam alla hal huna ah. Allah qaim daim rakhay waday pahai jee nu.

Eh punpashi da akhar tay bana liya tay ohtoon baad ehda apparatus banauna see. Bari tago do toon baad diyar lakri da ik meter stand banaya. Eh stand diyan do shelves ah. Pehr ik shelve wastay about 6inch dee pvc pipe mull liyandi. Eh pipe ch  jidaan bansari ch moriyaan hundiyaan aan es taran diyan moriyaan kitiyaa. Eh moriyaan  dehr inch diyaan ah.Eh pipe nu donu passiyon band kernay wastay end block khreeday. IK block nu pvc cement day naal ik passay laya. Dosray passay walay end block chi  choti plastic pipe launay wastay mori bana kay ohday ch chrome dee fitting lai.phair es end block nu pipe day doosray passay pvc cement na fix kar ditta. Eh chrome fitting es wastay lai keh ehday naal plastic yaan rubber pipe laa kay ehday naal nutrient solution kehdya tay paya ja sakay.

Main jidoon Eh punpashi da equipment bana liya tay menu buht khushi hoi. Main ehda dasan lai kisay nu labaan tay menu Lahore toon khan baradri daa jananay wala labh ghia.

Main auhnu bari khushi naal dasya angreezi ch keh main ik equipment banaya jehday naal main eh keh sakdaan “moving trees of the future”. Pehr au kisay hor chakar ch see menu lutnay wastay. Ohnay menu daa laa ditta. Jehda main pehlay apni kissay likht ch vee likhya. Hun tay saday lokaan ch aisay waylay aa ghaiay keh her koi ik dosray nu luton day chakkar ch ah. Main phir ve kahwaan ga eh saday punjabiyaan nu chunga nehn lag da. Koshish karo keh dosray day naal koi ziyadti na huway. Kisay nal hera pheri naa karo. Saday punjabiyaan dee eh adat nehn see. Ik dosray da khial rakhday see. Ik dosray nu kisay garaz binna miln jaanday see. Hun tay main haraan aan keh kih hu ghia saday punjabiyaan nu. Koi vee sachi gul soonan wastay tiyar nehn. Her fictional yaan masnoi gal tay wah wah kerday ah. Jago punjabio duniyaan buht agay lung ghai aah. Duniyaan mars toon vee agay jaanay dee soch rehi ah. Aseen apni chungi tareekh day chakar chon ee nehn nakal rehay. Oh chungi tarikh da kih faida jay aseen authay day authay balkay autoon vee pechay rehay. Meray jehay darwaish yaan fakeer nu kaiyaan nay daa laya pehr main eh kehwaan gaa aidaan day lokaan da hal paihra ee hunda ah.

Khair oh equipment tay kih dekhna see khan sahib nay kuni katrauni shrooh ker ditti tay aidaan da wartaa kitta jewain main koi auhna day nal phaira kitta huway. Hor gal main eh vee das dawaan main eh khan saab nu tuhfay ch dain wastay equipment ik meter da banaya jehra shaid ohna dee qismat ch nehn see. Akher qismat dee gul ah hun meray kol do haggay ah.

Pawaan menu tuseen paindu kehwo aujad, gunwar , jahil yaan jungli kahwoo main tay hajay tak eh cheej hajay tak apnay damag chon nehn kaddah sakya jehri saday mahallay day maulvi nay dassi see. Eh masjid daa naa noori masjid Islam pura. Hun tay Islam pura buht wadh ghia pehr eh gal audoon dee ah jidoon noori masjad tak Islam pura hunda see. Eh Tobay shair dee had see. Maulvi nay jumay allay din chungi taraan ragar shugar kay nauhana , atar launa chitti shalwar kameej pauni tay kullay wali pugri banh kay jummay da khutba daina. Maulvi jee da rung kala see tay aam saday naal Punjabi bolday see. Maulvi jee daa khutbay aina kay lamba huna kay keh juma perhn jaana tay khatam eehon ch na auna. Maulvi nay kadeen haiqaan laa laa kay Islami qisaay kahaniyaan dassaniyaan. Eh kisaay das day huay kadeen baray zoro shor naa bolna. Eh toon lag daa maulvi bara samaj aala see. Ohnu patta see keh lokaan nu kiddaan apniyaan galaan chungian launiyaan. Menu aina patta keh mera wadha pahai jehra meray toon ik yaan do waray (saal) wadah see oh audoon maulvi day pechay luga keh oh audah balka ban ghia. Audhi koshish honi keh masjad ch puhnchay. Masjad jaan tay authay jaa kay safai karni ik abadat samaj kay tay bahr safaan bachauniyaan. Waday pahai nay darihi rakh lai jidoon audhay baal nikkal aiay. Kahr diyaan nay kehna aina masjid ch naa jaaya ker pehr aunay eh ee kehna tuseen menu masjid jaanay toon naa roku. Kahr diyaan nay kehya masjad ch jah pehr eh nehn toon sara din jaa kay authay baithay rehwain. Phaiyaa appni gal tay ariya rehya tay masjid jaanda rehya. Ik waila ayaa aunay yak dam dahri mun ditti tay masjid jaana chud ditta. Eh menu nehn patta kiyoun tay naa eh audhay koloon puchyaa. Gal kismet dee kar rehya see jehri aunay saday damag ch pai oh hajjay tak audhaan ee aan..

Yahya khan dee sarkar daa waila see tay Pakistan jang hur ghia tay lok sarkar day wairi ho ghaiay tay sarkaan tay nikal paiay. Lokaan jaloos kadhay tay jalsay kittay apnay aap nu raza karana tor tay jailaan ch ghaiay dafa 144? Dee wajah naal.. Raat nu lokaan nay akhtay hona tay faisala kerna aglay din kaynain girftar hona. Ik raat lokaan nay kehya hun maulvi jee towaadi wari aah. Maulvi nay kehya main phriyaa ghia tay namaz jamaat nal kon parahway gha. Lok array  rehay tay maulvi nay akhar kehya daikho meray chottay chottay bachay aah tay main jail ch chala ghia tay ohna daa kih banu gha. Maulvi khachra see tay oh naa jail ch ghiya.

Kai lokaan dee kismet ch jin hunday ah eh vee damag ch perhya hoya see. Bachpan ch darna keh kisay darakh tay thalay pishaab yaan tatti naa karo ehday naal jin chimar jaanday ah. Tobay day government high shool ch see tay head master khan saab hunday see. Saday master Aslam shah saab hunday see tay oh dasday hunday see keh oh jin kadh day ah. Ohna nay kehna khan saab jinaan nu nehn man day see tay main auhna nu jin kahd kay wakhaiay tay oh vee mun ghaiay. Eh gal tay damag chon nikal gai jiwain jiwain pehrya.

Main hun punpashi dee zara thuri jehi tafseel vee das dawaan. Eh punpashi es taraan ee ah jes taraan aabpashi yaan jehnu aseen khaiti bari kehnday aan pehr punpashi ch khaiti nehn aah. Khaiti naa honay daa matlab eh ah keh ehday ch zameen yaan mitti nehn warti jaandi.. Ehnu aseen angreezi ch soiless agriculture keh sakday aan. Punpashi dee exact angreezi  hydroponics ban dee ah..

Punpashi kiyaun keryay?

Saday Pakistan tay India khas tor tay Punjab ch kahr dee ik sabzi mul laina ee masla bani rehndi ah. Kahr day vich agar aini jagha nehn tay tuseen kahr dee chat nu warat sakday au. Kahraan diyaan chattan wailiyaan aan tay auhnaa nu es wastay wart sakday. Ehday wastay tuwanu ainay paisay vee laun dee lor nehn. Agar chat tay karo tay eh vee khial rakhna keh kai wari buht taz hawa chaldi aah yaan naihri toon kidaan bacha kerna. Kitay aidaan nah huway keh naihri sara kuch adha kay lai jaway.Tuseen agar sanaati yaan karobaar day tor tay kerna chaunday au tay oh vee tuseen kahr dee chat toon ker sakday au. Ehday wastay tuwanu shelving system adopt kerna pawo ga. Agar tuseen karobar day tor tay kerna chaunday au tay tawanu chat dee mazbooti vee daikhni pawo gee. Khulaiyaan khaitaan ch chungi fasal agauna buht wada masla banya hoya ah. Oh diyaan kai wajah aan.

1 Ultravoilet radiation da wadah
2 Taza paani da kahtah tay saaf paani da naa huna
3 Utli Mitti da kharab hu jaana tay fasal agaunay day kabal na rehna

4 keeriyan tay bamariyaan nu fasal toon khatam kernay ch duwaiyaan da asar naa kerna
5 mausam da qudrati tor tay buht garam yaan thunda hu jaana

6 Buhtay paani daa bakharat ban kay audh jaana

Ehna wajah toon alawa khulay khaitaan ch koi control nehn hunda tay ehday ch buht mehnat kerni paindi ah. Jaraan day lagay dee thaan noo tuseen aina poola nehn rakh sakday keh  paani  tay hawaa ehdiyaan jaraan ch jaway jethay ehdi lore ah.

Eh galaan kahr ch sabziyaan agaun wastay likhyaan aan agar tuseen karobar day tort ay karo tay salaah lai sak day au.

Punpashi Kidaan hundi ah

Punpashi ch mitti neh warti jaandi tay nutrients yaan khurak  walay paani ch jaran doobi rakhi diyaan. Botayaan da autla hissa  paani toon bahr rakhya jaanda. .punpashi ch koi manasab dabba yaan pipe honi chai dee ah.jehday ch botay nu ehdi khurak mix kitta huya paani jaraan nu ditta jaanda tay hawaa ditti jaa sakay

Eh murat toon tuseen gwair laa sakday au mitti ch agaiay hoay tomatar tay  punpashi ch.

Mitti ch agaya tamatar da boota chota boota tay wadiyaan jarraan Punpashi ch agaya tamatar wadda boota  - chotiyaan jaraan

Dabay yaan pipe punpashi wastay

Tuseen kai taran day dabbay yaan pipes wart sakday au jehna choon cement day banay hoay containers, glass jars, mitti day pakay  containers, mori toon bina gamlay, plastic yaan lohay day containers tay  fibre glass day containers. Koi vee container yaan dabba wartu eh glass dee taran da nehn huna chai da. Agar glass dee taran da ah ehnu kala rung bahr lay passay kar lowo ta kay ehday chon low naa ander jaway. Agar low (roshni) ander jai ghi tay eh chemical day naal amal ker kay kuch da kuch bana daiay ghi. JIdoon rung karo tay ehday tay ik line dee taran bagair rung too rehn dawo jehday toon nutrients aalay paani da level dekhya jaa sakay. Eh rung sirf tuseen ohna dabbayaan nu kerna ah jehrayan choon tuseen dekh sak day au i.e glass jars. Rung tuseen bahrlay passay kerna ah. Jehra vee container yaan dabba warto ohtoon pani bahr leak naa hunda howay. Mera matlab ah leakproof hona chai da ah. Fibre glass containers es gallon chungay ah keh ehna nu aina chemical da asar nehn hunda. Agar tuseen metal yaan concrete container wartu tay ohnu andher allay passay  asphalt emulsion paint karo ta keh chemical reaction yaan toxicity toon bachya jaa sakay.

 Punpashi ch botyaan nu Asra kidaan daina

Punpashi ch botyaan nu jiwai jiwai wadh day ah asra dainay dee lore ah. Eh asray nu angreezi ch  “litter bearer” kehnday ah. Eh chicken wire yaan hardware cloth (wire). Jehri vee wire wartu eh plastic coated honi chai dee ah. Agar wire plastic coated nehn tay ehnu asphalt based rung karo. Agar wire plastic coated yaan asphalt based painted nehn tay wire garam ho jaway ghi. Jehday naal bottay jal sakday ah. Eh wire nu lakree diyan 3 inch  phutiyan tay lawo. Eh wire nu es taran lawo keh aunay walay samay ch jehriyaan sabziyaan agauniyaan ohna dee auchai da khial rakh day huay. Kai lok khial kerday ah

Styrofoam es wastay chungi ah.botayaan wastay  Eh Styrofoam ch apnay botayaan day hasab naal moriyaan ker lawo. Styrofoam da faida eh ah keh tuwanu ehday lainay wastay paisay kharach nehn kernay pain gay. Oh es lai keh aj kal koi vee cheez khareedo tawano

Eh dabayaan chon choon mil jaandi. Dosra ehda faida eh ah ehday ch moriyaan kerna saukha ah. Teesra faida eh ah keh halka haun day paroon paani ch dub dee nehn.

Styrofoam ch moriyan bootay day jism toon thoriyaan wadiyaan karo oh es wastay keh jiwain bootay nay wada huna ah tay ehday jism yaan dhar nay  mota vee huna ah. Jidoon toseen botay eh moriyan ch launay an eh hajjay poong yaan paneeri aah tay Styrofoam ch moriyaan khuliyaan. Eh wadhay nu tusee roon (cotton) day tunmbay laa kay poora ker sakday au. Agar roon na huway tay tuseen eurothan spunj  (sponge ) vee wart sakday au. Eh eurothan spunj yaan roon wartnay es pahroon keh eh jaldi sukday nehn. Ehda kuch hissa paani ch rehway tay baqi botay diyaan jaraan tay.

Main ik masal dawan gaa desi deevay dee. Hun tay desi deevian da rawaj eh nehn rehya pher hajay vee Pakistan day kai darbaran tay mazaran tay waikh sakday au. Ehna deevian ch saroon da tail baal day see. Tora jehya tail pauna tay audhay ch roon dee ik batti wat d kay audha ik passa tail ch paa daina tay dosray passay nu aag laa daini. Eh batti holi holi sar dee rehni tal ehdi loo hoi rehni. Menu deeva apnay bachpanay toon buht chunga lag da see. Bibi jee nay bijli honday hoay vee deeva ghar ch rekhya. Jiwain jumayraat dee sham huni tay ghar ch deeva zaroor balna tay kehna sariyaan battian (electric lights on) ball davo. Eh jumayraat dee sham nu peeraan fakeeraan diyaan rohaan aundiyaan aan. Phay jumayraat dee shami kus chunga pakauna tay maulvi jee nu khatam dainay wastay bala kay liayauna.  Menu yaad aunda maulvi jee nay pugri banhi hundi see tay naal auhnay day ik balka hunda see. Jehra khana peena kharaan choon milda see. Oh balkay da kum see eh millay hoay khanay nu chungi taran samahl kay maulvi day kahr puchauna

Kithon dee gal kithay opar ghai. Main eh dasana cha rehya see keh roon tay eurothane spunj wartu. Jidoon bootay wadhn lag pain tay auhna nu hor asra dee lore pai ghi. Menu eh omeed ah jiwain jiwain tuseen agay es punpashi ch jawogay  tay naal naal sekh day vee jawo. Jiwain jiwain botay wadhn ehna nu bailan dee taran eh chicken wire naal bahn day jawo.

Botayaan dee Hawa khori

Jiwain sanu bandyaan nu hawa dee lore ah es taran botayaan nu vee hawa dee lore ah. Es kainaat ch jinyaan vee cheezan aan khas tor tay jaan dar jehday ch botay vee aunday ah ehna dee mudhli banawat dekhyay tay iko jehy ah. Aina faraq ah eh botay na bol sakday ah  tay naa eh tur phir sakday ah. Ehna nu vee auhi nutrient chahi day ah jehray saday jaan daran nu. Botayaan dee hawa khori day pahroon sanu Styrofoam yaan ehdi jaga hor kus wartu tay ehday chi k hor moriyaan kerniyaan pain giyaan eh botayaan dee hawa khori wastay. Main jehra apratus banaya audhay  ch main punp day naal hawa ditti ah jaiwain fish tank ch jay tuseen dekhya howay.

Botayaan wastay khorak milya paani

Eh koi khas cheez nehn koi vee nutrient solution chunga ah jehday ch N+P+L+T kisay manasab miqdar naa hon.. Am tort ay Europe yaan America ch ready mix khark mil jandi ah jehnu tuseen paani mix kerkay wart day au. Eh khiyal rakho keh ehday wartnay dee tafseel nu follow karo. Kai sabziyaan wastay ik dujay naloon wakhra wartna painda ah. Jewain jiwain tuwanu pata lagda jaway tuseen aidhay ch adal badal ker sakday au. Jehra vee tuseen nutrient solution wartu ehda y naal chungian sabziyaan hon ghian. Eh khorak asani nal paani kuhl jaandi ah. Jehrs vee nutrient solution watu ehdi PH value 6-7 day wachalay honi chai dee ah. Agar ph value ehtoon ghat yaan wadh huway tay ehnu sulphuric acid (tazab) yaan caustic soda (alkali) mix kerkay adjust kitta jaa sakda. Shrooh ch tusee prana solution dhol devo tay nawaan bana lawo. Bahd ch tuseen ph adjust kerkay kum chala sakday au.

Punpashi  anjanayaan  wastay

Jay tuseen punpashi shrooh karo tay ehday wastay  jehray nutrients  yaan khurak chai dee ah ohday wastay tuseen thaley dittay hoay formulay naal tiyar ker sakday  au. Eh formula aam sabzian agaun wastay  wart sak day au. Jiwain jiwain tuwanu ehda pata lag da jaway tay tuseen ehda katha wahda ker sakday au.

Tables

Table 1. 

Formula for preparing a general purpose nurient solution (Hoagland).

			Amount for 25 gallons of solution
Salt	Grade	Nutrient	Oz.	Level tbsp.
K phos.(mono-basic)	Technical	Potassium, Phosphorus	½	1
K nit.	Fertilizer	Potassium, Nitrogen	2	4
Ca nit.	Fertilizer	Calcium, Nitrogen	3	7
Mg sulf.	Technical	Magnesium, Sulfur	1½	4

Table 2. 

Formula for solution providing trace elements.

Salt (Chemical Grade)	Nutrients	Amount water to add to 1 level tsp salt	Amount to use for 25 gal. solution
Boric acid, powdered	Boron	½ gal.	½ pint
Manganese chloride (MnCl24H2O)	MnCl	1½ gals.	½ pint
Zinc sulfate (ZnSO47H2O)	Zinc Sulfur	2½ qts.	½ tsp.
Copper Sulfate (CuSO45H2O)	Copper Sulfur	1 gal.	1/5 tsp.
Iron tartrate (chelated Fe330)	Iron	1 qt.	½ cup
Mo trioxide (MoO3)	Molybdenum	1 qt.	1 oz.

Table 3. 

Cornell Peatlite Mix

Material	Amount
Shredded sphagnum peat moss	11 bushels
Horticultural vermiculite	11 bushels
Dolomite	12 pounds
Calcium sulfate (gypsum)	5 pounds
Superphosphate	2 pounds 20%
Calcium or potassium nitrate	1½ pounds
Iron (chelated Fe330)	1 ounce
Fritted Trace Elements	6 ounces

Karobar day tor tay kernay wastay design

                                                            

             

Eh autlay apparatus banaun waliyan da kehna ah keh tuseen 3000 poday 

150 maraba foot ch aga sakday ao

Turkey day İzmir, Antalya and Mersin Manisa, Muğla, Adana, Aydın, Kütahya, Denizli, Kahramanmaraş and Şanlıurfa day alaqiyaan ch punpashi kai lok ker rehay ah."

Punpashi dunyaan ch buht wadh rehi ah tay ehna daisan ch kitti jaandi ah US, Japan, Holland, England, Canada, Germany, Russia, Australia, New Zealand, South Africa, the Bahamas, Kuwait, Brazil, Poland, Singapore, Iran Turkey tay United Arab Emirates.

Omega gardens uk da kehna ah keh auna nu patta lagia ah keh koi  punpashi day naal  aaloo vee agaa rehya ah

References:

1 Aysenur Bozkurt, Istanbol  17 August 2008

2 Prof. James M. Stephens, Horticultural Sciences Department, Cooperative Extension, Institute of Food and Agricultural Sciences, University of Florida, Gainesville FL 32611.

3 Tomatoes plants and gully pictures  courtesy of Hydro garden uk

4 Last pictures on the end is taken from omega garden uk

Jay tawanu koi vee punpashi dee salah chai dee howay tay tuseen coments tay likh kay puch sakday au. Wasay vee koi coment ehday waray ch karo tay buht khushi howay ghi. Please agar tuseen ehnu shah mukhi ch yaan gurmukhi ch likh sakday au tay vee likho. Ethay main khatan ker daan tuseen khush rahwo tay maujaan luto

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