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 Main jidoon ME ch ghia tay main ik latifa banaya oh eh see keh kissay arabi nay India toon  ik mechanic bolaya apni company wastay. Raat noo apnay dostaan ch baitha hoya tay bariyaan tarifaan keray keh ohnay India da buht chunga jehya mechanic magaya ah.

Eh arabi day dostaan nu ve bari khushi hoi keh ohna day dost nu chunga mechanic labh ghia ah. Jidaan saday uk ch kai dakanaan aan authay her cheez pound dee hundi ah ais tarran ME ch aisiyaan dakanaan ah jehnaan ch her cheez 100 fils dee hundi ah. Eh arabi apnay Indian mechanic nu 100 fils alli dakaan tay lai ghia tay kehn lugga aidaan ker aithoon jehray tainu apnay kum wastay tools chai day ah oh aidaan ker wadhiyaa toon wadhiya pasand ker kay lai la. Oh Indian mechanic nay jehray ohnu tools chungay lugay ohnay lailay. Raat nu eh arabi apnay dostaan ch baitha tay auchi auchi dasay keh oh aj mechanic nu tools khreed nay wastay lai kay ghia. Main ohnu kehya paisay dee fiker naa ker tay chungay tay sub toon wadhiya tools khreed. Eh Indian mechanic nay vee chungi taran tuh tuh kay chungay tay wadhiya tools pasand kittay. Allah dee mehrbaani naal hun kum shroh ho jaana ah.

Aglay din eh arabi apnay mechanic nu kum tay lai kay ghia tay dasya keh toon hun machinaa theek kerniyaan. Eh Indian mechanic nay apnay namay nakour tools kahd kay rakhay tay ik machine nu hath paa liah. Eh machine day paich kholan dee koshsh karay tay oh khulan da naa na laian. Oh samajia keh eh tay kissay nay buht ee tight kitay hoay ah. Eh mechanic nay jehray vee daisi tariqay see wartay  tay spray vee mari pehr paich naa khulan. Arabi kittay ohnu daikh da see tay oh aa ghia. Kehn lugga keh kum kidaan jaa rehya. Mechanic nay kehya keh eh machinaan day tay screw ee buht tight kittay hoay ah.Ohnay  kehya aidaan ker meray samnay khol kay dakhaa. Arabi nay kehya screw driver press and then oben (open). Khair paich naa khulay. Raat nu apnay dostaan ch baitha tay kehway mechanic tay chunga liyanda pehr machinaan day paich ainay ziyada tight keetay hoay ah keh mechanic koloon nehn khulay. Allah da kerna keh mera audhroon lahngnaa hoya tay sochya eh arabi paiyay nu salam ker challaan. Main andher ghia tay kaffee look baithay hoay. Eh Arabian ch vee saday punjabiyaan taran raat nu look baith day ah baithak ch. Hall chaal puchya tay kehn lugga keh India toon buht chunga mechanic magaya tay ohday koloon paich nehn khulay. Main puchya tools chungay ah? Kehn lugga keh tools tay ohnay wadiyah toon wadiyah pasand ker kay khareeday. Main kehya keh tools tay menu vee kahr wastay chai day ah tay menu dakaan da pata das.

Aglay din main ik arabi naal lia tay oh dakaan tay ghia . Menu tay patta nehn see tay authay her cheez ee 100 fils dee ah. Main kuch tools khreeday tay meray dekha daikhi jehra arabi  marray naal see ohnay vee audaan day laiay. Oh vee aglay din apnay dostaan nu dasay keh main buht wadiya tools khreeday ah tay England toon aiay hoay bunday day salah mushwaray naal khreeday ah.

Aglay din main eh screw driver wartnay dee koshish kitti tay bari muskal naal paich khulay tay main oh arabi nu phone kitta keh oh mamya aidaan ker kissay chungi dakan tay jah tay authon tools khreed tay apai paich khulan lag pain ghay. Uk ch pound da screw driver khreedo tay oh tay waisay ee phur jaanda yaan kahs jaanda. Eh 100 fils (20p) walay phay vee pound walay naloon chungay see.

Main jehra pehla DIY (Do it yourself) kahr da kum jidoon kahr liyaa tay kitta. Audoon kahr wastay kitchen khareediya tay ohnu assemble kerkay kahndaan naal fit kerna see.

Eh jidoon kitchen fit kerna see audoon pound shops dee bajaiay 50 pence dakanaan hundiyaan see. Audoon main do yaa tin screw driver khreeday. Kitchen tay aukhay saukhay ho kay fit ker ditta pehr eh patta lug ghia keh tools khreedo tay chungay khreedo.

Eh vee khiyal rakho keh koi zarori nehn keh mehngi cheez ee chungi hundi aah

Agar tuseen theek taran Eh tools wart lawo tay 50% tuwadi mechanky ho jaandi ah.

Gal shroh kitti see mechanic day latifay toon jehra keh ik fictional ah tay hun main non fictional wal aundaan. Meray kol ik Pakistani mechanic aah ghia jehda naa ik- baal howay. Eh Karachi da rehnay wala see tay  government unemployment office day through aya. Menu apnay certificate dakhaiay  tay main sochya keh Pakistani ah tay aithay mangaitar ban kay aya es wastay ehnu mauqa dewo. Main eh vee nehn sochyaa keh Pakistan ch tay certificate jinnay marzi bana lawo. Kum tay ohnay auna shrooh kitta tay her rose away tay machines theek ker kay rakhi jaaway. Ik din meray koll ve koi thok da gahk aah ghia.tay main ohnu eh bhaiay nay jehriyaan machines theek kerkay rakhyaan see check kerwaun lag pia. Ik machine check kitti naa chulli dosri kitti naa chulli taisree kitti naa chulli . Main eh gahk nu kehya ik minute menu dahy. Main eh bhaiay naal telephone malaya tay kehya toon kum tay naa aya ker. Jehray teray passay ban day ah main oh da cheque phaij dawaan  gha jehra main aunoo cheque phaij ditta. Eh gahk nu farag kitta.  Kaffi dair baad tobay da ik banda meray kol aiyaa tay kehn lugga keh auday kahr auna main tuwaday naal ik  gul kerni ah. Main raat nu auhday kahr ghia tay cha sha pitti tay kehn luggay tuseen ik- baal bhiay nu jaan day au. Main puchya keh kiyoun kih gal ah? Kehn lugga  main plumber lahb rehya see tay Ik- baal naal mulaqat ho ghai. Main ohnu kehya apnay kahr ch central heating launi ah tay kehn lugga gal ee koi nehn oh laa daway gha. Bhia tools laia kay aah ghia tay wawa thok thak shroh ker ditti. Jethay dewar chon 15mm dee pipe lagauni see ohnay ik foot day maghore ker dittay. Ik din aunay pata nehn kih kitta kah oh paani leak honay shroh ho ghia. Paani aina leak hoya keh sada teh khana paani naal pehr ghia. Ohnu samaj naa away oh kih karray pehr barri mushkal na paani leak kerna band keeta tay pump lia kay the khanay chon paani kehdiya. Eh pahiay nay kehya main Ik-baal bhiay nu batha lia tay ohda chungi taran interview kitta tay aunay tuwada reference ditta. Main eh bhiay nu farag ker ditta. Eh gal kern toon baad main ohdi heating fit kitti hoay dekhni shroh kitti tay oh tay aini keh paihry kay koi hasab na. Jaga jaga tay kahndaan ch foot foot day maghore kitay hoay. Pipe day bend vee sehi nah kitta hoay jehray bend see phisay hoay. Main ohnu salah ditti keh agar main howaan tay piping main dobara kerwa maan.

Main gas meters wastay ik almari banaunay wastay kissay nu labh rehya tay kissay nay joiner da telephone number ditta. Main telephone kitta tay banda bhia. Main kehya ik gas meters wastay almari  banauni ah tay bana sakda? Kehn lugga keh hai tay buht busy pehr main tuwady almari pehlay bana daway gha. Main ohda naa puchya tay kehn lugga Ik-baal. Menu phay ohdi chungi taran yaad ah ghai. Jannay menu ohda phone number ditta see main ohnu sari gal baat dasi tay kehn lugga keh Ik-baal nay tay kai janan waliyaan day kitchen fit kitay ah.

Aseen koshish kerdain aan keh kum sasta ho jaway pehr hunda eh aah keh eh sastay lok tuwanu buht mehngay pai jaanday ah. Aseen ik makaan nu flats ch convert kerna see tay ik Pakistani jehra Punjabi see. Ohda naa howay Lia-kut naal gal hoi tay sara ohday naal written contract bana lia. Eh banda thora thora kum kerda rehya tay naal naal paisay lainda rehya. Kahr da sara plaster, floor boards, skirting boards, joists ceilings waghaira lah ditta. Ethay tak kum puhnchya tay oh £60000 labour cost lai chukya see. Aseen daikhya eh tay bahanay kerkay paisay lai jaa rehya tay kum adha vee nehn hoya. Aunoo baitha kay kehya aseen hon hor paisay nehn dainay jidoon tak toon kum khatam naa karain. Eh gal kernay tay kehn lugga keh auno paisay dee buht zarorat ah tuseen ohnu paisay dawo. Aseen kehya kum tay toon aina kitta nehn tay ainay paissay lai chukyaan tay kum khatam karain gha tay tera hasab nabairan ghay. Eh gal hoi tay oh aglay din naa aya tay na ee audhay banday. Jehri makaan dee halat hoi oh aitaan da dhancha lagay. Samaj naa away kih keryay. Jehra ainay kum lurkai rekhya oh karai da naksan.Agar saal vee aunay sada zaiya kitta tay ik saal da kara ee £32000 ban jaana see. Eh banda tay ghaib ho ghia. Ik din naal day makaan walay naal milna hoya tay puchan lugga keh hon lia-kut nehn aunda. Main puchya tuseen ehnu jaan day ao? Kehn lugga haan main ehday koloon kum kerwaya see kum theek kernay dee bajaiay kharab kerkay chala ghia.

Kehn lugga jay tuseen ehday koloon kum kerwauna see tay meray koloon  ee puch lainday. Main kehya ik tay sanu towada pata nehn see tay naa ee eh patta see keh ehnay tuwada kum bagaria ah.. Khair eh Pakistani kum bagaar kay chala ghia tay paisay vee lai ghia. Hon saday kol ainay paisay nehn see tay aseen sari family nay lungotay kas laiay tay 3 banday kum kernay walay naal laa laiay. Khair kum nabair kay flats karaiay tay dittay.

Pakistan ch lut mar walay halat day thathaan mar day samunder da assar  uk ch rehn walay lokaan tay vee hoya. Pehlay jehray lok uk ch aiay baray mehnti tay shareef hunday see. Jidaan da ohna nay Pakistan chon mahaul chadiya see audaan da mahaul uk ch vee rakhya. Jehra raila Pakistan day halaat kharab hunay too baad aiya ohda kuch naa pucho. Drugs, jaali credit cards hera phairi aa kay aithay vee shroh ker ditti. Ho sakda tuseen saoch day howo keh main apnay pakistaniyaan day khalaf likh daan yaa ohna day khalaf aan. Kadeen tuseen apnay aap nu meri jaggah rakh kay sauchoo tay tuseen kih kahwoo ghay. Phaira kum phaira ee ah. Jeray lok phaira kum kerday ah oh phairay lok ah. Eh see saday punjabian tay pakistanian dee sauch. Saday culture da sauchi samaji scheme naal genocide kitta ghia. Hun tay sadi eh hallat ho ghai keh aseen chor nu chor kehnay wastay tiyar nehn. Ehda andaza tuseen ais waqia toon laa sak day ao.

Ik bacharay gharaib Pakistani  nu koi chakar day kay £60 lai ghia tay menu bara dukh hoya,  Main ohnu kehya police nu report ker day kiyoun keh teray paisay naa ve milay tay ehday naal hor lokaan day bachan day chances ah. Ohnay police nu report kernay dee koshish kitti tay oh dar ghia kittay oh banda aa kay ohnu mar  na kahday. Main eh gal tin char pakistanian nu dasi tay oh eh ee kehnday ah keh galti paisay dainay allay dee ah. Main bari koshish kitti samajaunay dee keh kai lok assay ve hunday ah jehna nu tuseen bari asani naal lut sak day ao. Hun eh position sadi ho ghai ah keh aseen juram karnay walay nu mujram kehnay dee bajaiay jehra juram da nashana banya ohda qasoor kahd day aan. Ik darzi see main ohnu vee gal sanai oh kittay tabligi jamaat daa see. Oh tay hadisaan pehr kay sanaun lag pia tay kehya qasoor dainay walay daa ah. Main kehya kissay naal fraud hoya ehday naal mazhab da kih taalaq . Tuseen kiyoun mazhab nu her cheez ch dha dainday ao.

Kehn lugga aseen muslmaan aan tay sada her kum mazhab naal ah.