Qaumi boli da Pangga

Main akhar panga yaan pangay day pahroon sauch rehya see tay menu English da ik akhar “pang” yaad aya jehda matlab ban da peedh jehnu Hindustani ( Urdu) tay farsi ch “dard “ kehnday ah.Eh urdu da main Pocket English dictionary ch matlab dekhya tay oh eh ah “language related to hindi”. Eh English ch tarjma kernay wallay nay kiyoun nehn likhya? “language related to farsi or Arabic”. Ohdi pehli wajah tay eh ah tarjma kernay wala yaan eh dictionary likhnay wala koi muslman hindustani bhia nehn tay likhnay walay nay jo ehda sahi tarjma ban da see likh ditta. Menu eh pukka ah agar koi tarjma kernay wala Hindustani bhia hunda tay ohnay ehda sidha tarjma ker daina see jidaan Pakistan ch lokaan nu perhaya jaanda ah “urdu muslmanu ki zuban”. Eh tarjma koi arabi perh laway tay oh gussay naal puchay gha eh kes taran ho sukda? Muslmanan dee zuban tay arabi ah. Jidaan hor Pakistani khas ker Punjabi bachay urdu perh day ah ais taran main vee ik mazhabi faraz samaj keh urdu perhi. Farsi vee parhi keh koi patta nehn kitay tail baichna pai jaway tay kum ah jawo ghi. Oh es wastay keh Pakistan ch chotay hunday sunya see “perho farsi baicho tail – phir daiko kudrat kay khail”. Eh tail baichna tay naseeb naa hoya perh kadeen sikhi hoi zuban kum aa jaandi ah. Urdu perhi lazmi kiyoun keh muslmanaan dee zuban ah farsi perhi keh kitay tail baichna pai jaanda tay arabi es wastay keh “Quran” arabi ch ah. Phay ve aseen Punjabi kuch chungay aan qismat day pahroon nehn tay afriqi kalayan nu pata nehn kinnyan zubanaan sikhniyan paindiyan. Germany ch mera ik dost ban ghia jehra hindu see tay delhi da rehn wala see. Ohday pahra nay kitay muslman naal wiyah ker liya. Eh doust kehway pabhi nay ohdi budhi nu tuwaiz paa dittay ah. Eh tuwaizan da asar eh hoya keh jidon oh soan lug dee ah ik buddi ohnu nazar aundi ah jehri ohday saunay ch panga paa daindi ah. Menu puchay keh sunya Pakistan ch maulvi ehda tor ker day ah. Main ohnu kehya main patta kerdan tay mera ik bara gahra yar maulvi hunda see. Hai tay omar ch meray naloon buht wada see pehr meray naal apnay dil dee her gal baat ker lainda see. Ohdiyaan galaan bataan toon lugda see oh tharki see tay jidon main ohday koloon puchya tay hus kay kehn lugga han tuwaiz ker daindan pehr main eh twaiz budhi day pat naal bahnan gha. Main maulvi nu kehya tharki da tharki rehya naa pehr budhi India ch ah toon tuwaiz ker day jehday ch oh buddi day bunday nu poori authority vee howay pat tay banan dee. Tawaiz ho ghaiay tay pat naal banay ghaiay agay pata nehn kih hoya.

Eh mera dost hindu see tay ik din sharab day nishay ch menu mil ghia tay menu kehn lugga keh main ohnu ohda dushman nazar aunda aan. Main puchya maharaj oh kes tarran?

Main ohna dinaan ch tind kerwai hoi see tay kehn lugga badmash tay dadagir lokan nay tindaan kerwaiyan hundyan aan. jinay ve bahr toon invaders lut mar kern aiay aksar tindan walay see. Main kehya eh tind tay main shok wastay kerwai ah ehda badmashi naal koi taalaq nehn darnay dee koi lore nehn. Lok jehri gal kerday hoay sharmaunday ah yaan darday ah oh nishay ch hon tay nikal aundi ah. Eh vee meray wastay ik information see balkay yakeen tay man day khalaf see keh oh lut mar kernay wastay invade kerday see.

Aseen tay Pakistan ch school tay college ch eh ee parhya see bahr toon jinay vee muslman invaders aiay oh ik kisam day saday lokaan wastay farashtay see jehna nay India nu hinayray chon kahd kay chanon ch laia khara kitta.

Hor jehri aunay nashay dee halat baray patay dee gal kitti oh eh see keh jehnu aseen urdu tay Islami zuban kehnday aan ehnu jo marzi tuseen keh lowo pehr ehda asli naa “Hindustani “ ah. Kehn lugga kaan nu tuseen pahwaan totaa keh dawo yaan chiri ainay oh ee rehna jo hai. Audoon tay menu ohdiyan gallan bariyan ee pahriyan luggian tay sooch keh kehna eh hindu baray ee matasab tay tung nazar hunday ah. Ik din main baitha saoch rehya see tay main urdu day baray sauchana shroh ker ditta tay eh patta lugga keh eh hindu nay jehriyaan galan kittiyan see oh galt nehn see. Oh es taran keh saday sher ch vee ik do bhaiay see. Ik bhaia kaffi omar da see tay onay menu dasia oh bhiay ah jehna nu aseen Punjabi ch “Hindustani”kehnday aan. Onay dasya udru da asli naa Hindustani ah tay eh bhaiay ee asli Hindustani aan. baqi jehray log ah  bahron aiay ah. Onay menu audoon sahi tay theek gal dasi bajai oh aidhar audher dee laa kay dasda. Agar aseen ohdi gal mun laiay tay eh jehray baiay madni , heeray, moti,  norani, othmani, syed etc bhaiay ah oh vee tay Hindustani hoay. Perh eh agar Hindustani aan tay eh rasol pak day ristay daran chon kidaan ho ghaiay?  Meri ik perhay likhay bhaiay naal takra ho ghia waisay tay eh anparh ee maan nehn hunday. Meray koloon puchi jaway main kithon? Main eh ee ohnoo jawab ditta keh “Iam British” tay pher puchay. Main puchya tuseen kithay day ao? Kehn luggay aseen tay lakhnau kay hain sath ee kehn lagga “land of nawabs and kings”.

Nawab tay king tay her jagga daikhay pehr eh neh dekhya keh sara alaqa ee nawabaan tay badshamaan da howay. Menu hon likh day hoay hassa aa rehya main ohday koloon puchya tuwada apna makaan hai? Jehda aunay jawab ditta haan 5 maraly ka makan haiga. Kehn luggay sari omar kam kerkay ik 5 marlay da apna makan banaya. Main ohnu sauch rehya see kehwan keh eh chunga nawab yaan badshah ah jehnaa koll rehnay wastay mahal dee bejaiay makan ah. Aseen tay eh ee sunyaa see keh nawabs tay badshahs day mahal hunday ah.

Sada guandi ik bhaia see her waqat apni nawabi tay nazamat diyan tarifaan ker diya rehya karay. Ik wari  Karachi toon koi officer ohday koll ah ghia. Agar toon apnay aap nu  nawab samaj daan tay ohnu  restaurant da khana khala day. Saday kolon bartan mungan aiya keh ohday mehman aiay ah. Main sochya eh apnay aap nawab kehnda perh agar main  hunda tay main mungan dee bajaiay apnay bartan khareed lainay see. Eh ik ee nehn aksar bhaiay aithay tak keh mazdoor vee apnay app nu nawaban dee aulad samaj day ah.

Menu ik bhaiay nay phone kita keh ohday laggay halal meat dukan khuli tay buht chunga meat ah. Main bhaiay all chala ghaia tay akathay dukan tay chalay ghaiay. Jidoon meat cutnay day intizar ker rehay see tay bhaiay nay ik akhar wartia “Astew” main pehlay tay na samajia pehr jehra ohnay gur dasya oh agnreezi da akhar “stew” banda. Main kehya tuseen tay menu stew da tairqa das rehay ao. Kehn lugga han astew ka. Main kehya bhaia eh urdu ka lafaz nehn hai yeh “stew “ hai. Kehn lugga haan bhai yeh urdu ka hee hai. Eh bhaiyan nay English nu vee bagar kay English day akhar urdu ch paa dittay ah. Jidaan “school” English ch tay Aschool urdu ch.

Eh saray apnay aap nu nawab toon kaht nehn samj day pehr sahi gal eh aah jidoon East India company hindostan ch aai tay Hindustani bhaia lokaan nay ohna day assay passay kehra paa lia. Jehra vee government wastay kamma chai da see bhaian nay chun chun kay government ch pharti kerwa ditta. Phay jithay vee east India company ghai tay oh bhaian da pora staff apnay naal lai kay ghai. Eh angreezan day aunay na tay eh bhaian dee tay aithay Hindustan ch ee waliyat ban ghai. Ehna day angreezan nu kehra  paunay da ik faida eh hoya keh apni zaban angrazan kolon Punjab day galay ch paa kay chungian ghandan laa dityan. Jidoon bhaiay urdu lago kerwaunay ch kamyab ho ghaiay tay maulvi saray eeh bhaiay see. Oh es wastay keh saday Punjabi maulvi nu ve ik kammi ee samaj day see. Saal day akher tay jidan hor kammiyan nu ohna dee mazdoori fasal dee shakal ch dainday see es tarran maulvi nu ve ohda hissa ditta jaanda see. Eh maulviyan nay urdu ch khutba yaan taqriran kerniyan. Jidon Pakistan banaya tay eh bhaia lokaan nay chutian chutian factoriyan aa kay sanbhal liyaan. Jehna chon ik family saday sher ch ve aiay. Sariyaan auqaf diyan masjidan bhaia maulviyan naal pehr dityan. Aithay tak keh chutay sheran ch vee bhaiay maulvi. Saday sher ch vee auqaf dee masjid see jehda maulvi bhaia see. Eh maulviyan nay punjabian day zehn ch pahr ditta keh urdu ee muslmanan dee zuban ah. Jay taqrir karo tay ehday ch ee theek ho sakdi. Agar tuseen apni maan boli ch taqrir kero ghay tay ho sakda waj na away. Aithay tak keh bhaiay maulvian nay fatway day dittay keh urdu toon allawa hor local zabanan kafran diyan aan. Eh nawaban da jehra rowla paunday ah eh vee Pakistan banan toon baad da ah. Oh es wastay jidoon India toon lok aiay tay saday aam punjabi’s nay thoray ee claims kitay pehr eh bhias nay businesses tay factories tay ah kay kabza kitta . Agar mun lia jaway keh up tay cp ch saray nawab see tay oh nachnay walyaan yaan guanay bajaunay wallay vee tay nawab hoay na. Eh lok Pakistan ch ah kay koi waday khan saab tay koi chotay khan saab ban ghaia.

Saday shehr ch eh buday bhaiay da ik put hunda see tay eh budday nay ohda praunah likhna kahr ch kitta. Ohna da kehna see bahr da mahoul buht kharab ah. Schoolan ch jehray master ah ohna da lehja theek nehn ah. Eh buday bhaiay nay chotay mian wastay kahr ch log rakhay hoay see. Aseen jehna dee tarbiat apnay Punjab diyan galian ch guli danda, bantay, kodian kabadi tay gaind naal khail kay hoi oh tay chungay rehay pehr jehdi tarbiat mahoul toon alawa hoi ohnay apnay baap nu ee lutnay dee koshish kitti.

Aseen urdu day khalaf nehn eh sad qumi zaban ah tay aseen vee  chaunday aan keh saday Punjabi bachyan nu vee maan boli schoolan ch parai jaway jidaan sindhi bachyaan nu ohna dee maan boli perhai jaan dee ah.

Punjab day wazir e alla da tay patta nehn pehr chaudhry sarwar governor of Punjab da tay menu patta ah keh paindu ah. Ohna wastay chungi gal ah government naal gal kerkay ohnu samajaun keh punjabian nu Hindustani bhaiay banaun dee bajaiay Punjabi ee rehn deo. Ehday ch Pakistan da Vee pahla, quam da ve pahla, quami zaban da vee pahla tay sada vee pahla. Agar eh neh hunda tay Punjab day khalaf honay waliyan sazashaan day tuseen vee zumaydar howay ghay. Eh quami zaban da punga centre tak rakho tay Punjab nu ehdi maan boli day dewo.