Glory of Punjab Empire ik sauch

Punjab kisay zamanay empire rehya yaan nehn. punjabi da ik akhar ah "Thaan" jehra vigar kay "Tan" ban ghia. Afghanistan da asli naa Afganisthan ah jehda matlab banda afgania dee jugah. Eh taan sure tuwan howay gha keh afganistan kisay zamanay ch punjab da hisa see. Menu ik vari kisay Irani nay kehya keh main Iran toon iran dee sugat lai kay aayan. Main puchya sugat da naa kih ah tay ohnay menu dasya Sohaan. Eh sohaan kih ah eh jidaan sada sohn halwa hunda eh see. Eh sada sohn biggar kay sohaan ban ghia.Iran day sher Zahidaan ik sikh darvish dee wajah naal ah. balkay zahidan ch gurdwara hajay vee ah. jay arabi dee khaleeji nasal dee zaban sun tay aidan ee lagda jidaan eh sadi jungli dee mixed zaban howay. i.e Chula (cooker) Rah tak salam tak, tola gumay tay hor patta nehn kinay kay punjabi lafaz khaleeji arabi ch hai. , Main taan eh kahwaan ga jehra hajjay khyaal ee ah keh jinay mulkaan naal "Stan lugda oh punjab empire da hisa see. ohdee waja eh ah keh ehna mulkaan ch Roma community hai jehnu aseen punjabi ch odh kehnday aan. Eh gypsies "stan" allay mukan ch ee nehn balkay european countries ch vee ah.. Kai writers da khiyal ah keh gypsies da origin punjab ah tay ohna dee zaban punjabi naal mildi juldi ah. mera khiyal ah keh saday jehray odh see yan Banjara baradri ah. Eukrine day 15000 hazar lokaan dee abadi dee zaban jataki ah jehri punjabi naal mildi jull dee ah. Eh vee ho sukda keh kai balkan states vee punjabi empire da hisa hoon kiyoun keh balkan states diyan boliyan ch buht punjabi akhar milday ah. Main ik bari bulgaria ch chala ghia tay main ik dukan toon saban lain ghia tay main oh buddi nu ashryaan naal saban da samjia tay ohnay menu saboon keha. may saban day paisay day kay aun luga tay menu ohnay keh Din dubhray.(Good day). menu kisay nay dasya keh jay sunny howay tay kehday dhup ay.. shorba (soup) ehtoon lugda ah keh sada ehna mulkaan nal koi taakaq rehya. We need bit of research on this area to find clue about punjab empire. It wasintersting to know some people they have mes like Kashmir, Gazanove (gaznavi) etc. Mera khiyal ah keh jay kisay zamanay ch punjab empire hoya ah tay oh chota nehn see balkay aus zamanay dee super power see. ho sakda main galt howan pehr din ba din menu nawain too nawain clues mil rehayan ah tay mera eh khyal yaqeen ch badlda lag da ah. fingers crossed

Punjabi Holocaust

Joke

Once a Dutchman, a Hindu, and a Texan were standing together. A Muslim came up and asked, "Hey guys, what is your favorite flower?"
The Dutchman replied, "The Tulip."

"Ha, I clean my shit with that!" the Muslim jeered.

The Dutchman got angry, the tulip being the national flower of the Netherlands.

The Hindu replied, "the Lotus."

"Ha I clean my shit with that!' the Muslim laughed.

The Hindu got angry, the lotus being India's national flower.

The Muslim asked the Texan, "And what is your favorite flower?"

The Texan, smiling, replied, "The cactus flower. Now go clean your ass with that!"

Pashaab aa javay tay rokna aukha

Kal aseen sari family Eid manaun wastay safar ker rehay see tameray chutay baitay (dental surgen) nay dupher day khanay toon bahd 2 punj sau ml drink day dubay pee laiay. Hajay motorway tay puhnchay ee see kahvay kitay roko he is desparate for "pee". Main kehya hun thora jehya sabar ker services aun ghian tay authay jaa kay ker laina. Thori dair bah phay kehn lugga "Iam stroking my willy to hold it back" . Khair services aa ghaian tay oh aseen entrance miss ker ditti. Phay kehn lugga keh main aa darakhtaan day pichay jaa kay daisi tarakay naal ker lainda. Car roki tay dohr kay darakhtaan day pichay jaa kay pichab keeta . Husda hoya wapas aya tay kehn luga what a relief main 2 litre tay non stop pishab keeta hona.

Waqai jedoon pishaab aya hovay tay audoon ee patta lugda keh ik aini chotti jehi cheez kinna kay masla ban jandi ah.

Main ik vari jaleeb Al shvaikh kuwait ghia . Authay ik complex ch kum see .oh kum khatam keeta tay menu pashab dee zaroorat mahsos hoi . Oh complex buht vada see ik do offices chon puchya toilets da tay kehn luggay keh complex navaan banya ah tay toilets ais floor tay chalo nehn hoyaan tay kisay hor floor tay try karan. Lab day lab ik toilets tay puhnchay tay ohnu lock luga hoya . patta lugga keh chabee chowkee dar kol ah. Main basement ch chala ghia patta luga keh toilets chalo nehn. Eh saree nahth pahj ch main ena keh majboor ho ghia keh honian niklia kay niklia. Agay kih vaikh daan keh "Fire Exit" wah Rab Da ker keh Kuwait ch Fire exit lock hunday ah eh vee aidaan day mauqay tay Rab da karam ee lugga. Main phutta phat apni zip kholi tay ais taran luga keh jidaan buht mehn naal parnaala chal painda tay ohdi awaz. Main tay lugda do litre day luggay kitta hon garmian da mausam see. es wastay lassi vee vahva peeti hoi see. Eh pashab kernay nal seenay ch tay damg ch thund pai ghai.

Aik choti jehi cheez vee kai var masla ee ban jandi jehri europe ch lambay safar kernal walay driver "Go behind the wheel " alla jogaad vert kay ker day ah

Kia hum joht kee duniyaan main rehtay hain?

Es duniya kee samaj aanay per sab say pehla swal jo aap kay zehen maun autha hai wo yeh hai keh waqai hum 100% joth kee duniyan main rehtay hain?
Yeh sawal sab say pehlay maray zehan main autha. Main aik chotay say kamray main laita hoa tha. Kamra kia tha ? bas samaj lain keh wo aik chota sa darba tha. Yeh kamra mujay buhat passand tha wo kiyoun? wo es liay keh ghar main "Khdama" nukrani kay liay banaya ghia tha. Khadama kiyoun kehrakhi nehin thee es liay mainay aus main aik kuproon vaali almari fit ker dee.Baqi jo jugga bachi aus main bed nehni aa sakta tha esliay mainay zaeen per hee aik mota sa kumbal teh ker kay bicha dia. Aus kay auper bedsheet . Yeh kamra kuch aisa tha keh aus main meray jaisa single pasli ka insan lait jaiay tau 8 inch juga bachti thee jes per main kuch paper rakh laita aur aik do kitabeen aur apna laptop yaa notebook.
Main aik raat laita sauch raha tha tau achanak zehin nay aik ajeeb see roshni daikhi tau her cheez kee haqeeqat khul ker samnay aa ghai keh hum tu saray hee joht kee duniyaan main reh rehay hain jes ka kahaqeeqat say koi taulaq nehin. Hum berh char ker es ko sabat ker nay kee pur zoor koshish main hain. Agar hum es haqeeqat ko aam logoon kay samnay rakh dain tau aksariat man nay kay lia tiayar nehn . wo haqeeqat ko joht sabat kernay kay liay mukhtalif qiam kay dalail kee buchar ker daitay hain. Yeh dalail kuch mazhab say hee shroh hutay hain. .
Main ziada tafseel main nehin jauoon gha bas yeh hee kahoon gha keh aap bee apnay ird gird nazar dauraeen aur aur zara gaur ker kay batain keh haqeeqat kia hai?
Hum aur hamara maashra her kisam kee buraiyoun aur bad unwaniyoun say ghira hoa hai, balkay hum her kisam kee bad unvaniyoun main dab chukay hain likum phir bee hamain es per fakhar hai. Hum es ko burra kehnay kay liay tiayar hee nehn. Hum gunday paani ku yeh keh ker keh chalta paani paak hai peenay ko tiyar hain laikun jes system nay humain gundgi main qaid kia hoa hai aus kay khalaf aik baat bee sunnay kay liay tiyar nehn

Maulbi naal bana kay rakhu

maulbi naal bana kay rakhni chai dee main tay ik vari maulbi nu kehnday sunya see keh jo kuch likhna hai likho laikun yaad rakho keh maulbi aik aisa tabqa hai jo shehad kee makhtyoun say vee bura. makhyoun say tau bachau ho jaata hai LAIken PEECHAY PER JAAIN tau qabar say bee nikaal laatay hai. Mainay suntay hee aunchee say naara laga dia "Naara Takbir" tay naal ee auchee keh ditta "Allahu Akbar"

Belief is blind