Joke

Once a Dutchman, a Hindu, and a Texan were standing together. A Muslim came up and asked, "Hey guys, what is your favorite flower?"
The Dutchman replied, "The Tulip."

"Ha, I clean my shit with that!" the Muslim jeered.

The Dutchman got angry, the tulip being the national flower of the Netherlands.

The Hindu replied, "the Lotus."

"Ha I clean my shit with that!' the Muslim laughed.

The Hindu got angry, the lotus being India's national flower.

The Muslim asked the Texan, "And what is your favorite flower?"

The Texan, smiling, replied, "The cactus flower. Now go clean your ass with that!"