Asli Tay Nakli

Barray kehnday honday see gosht lain jawo tay apna dehyaan gosht tay rakho. Thuri jai vee nazar adher audher keeti tay kassai nay gosht mix ker deeta. Tame badal ghia kuch lookaan nay sochya chungi gal eh aah keh gahak da khial rakho tay unoo chunga gosht dawoo. Pehlay zamanian ch fridge tay freezer vee nehn hunday see. Kassai pehlay din da bachya hoya gosht mix kerkay waich day see. Fridge tay freezers day aown nal baiha gosht vee tazaa lagan lag pia.

Aj kal media ch meat day wich ghoray day meat dee malawat da bara rowla pia huya aah. Rowla eh ah kay jehri tafseel aah ohday ch beef likya hoya. per kadeen eh vee sochya saday naal eh halal meat waichan wallay keeh kerday aah. Sadday log arabi hon ya Pakistani ziyada tor tay bakray ya phair da gosht khanday aah. Gaan day gosht nu aina pasand nehn keeta jaanda. Gaan yaan mujh day gost nu wadha tay bakray day gosht chota gosht kehnday aah. Gharaan ch tay resturantaan ch chota gosht pakaya jaanda aah. Agar aseen halal burger, donner kebab ya halal hot dog nu takiyay tay aiday ch beef lamb andraan churbee atta tay patta nehn kee kee mix kerday aah. Un halal meat dee tay puch pecheet hundi rehndi aah per halal meat day baray kuch nehn kehya jaa sakdaa.

Kuch varay pehloon Holland toon frozen halal chicken dubian ch aundaa hundaa see. Jehra keh main vee pakaya tay khada. Eh chicken aina keh laisdar hunda see keh jaina vee dohwu ehdi laiss nehn jandi see. Allah phallah keray aina bbc walian daa keh ohna nay chup kay eh laiss daa pata lown dee koshish keeti tay halal dee jehga kuch da kuch niklya. Eh sari gull da ho sakda towanu patta huway pher main chunga ah likh dawaan ohna wastay  jihnaan nu nehn patta. BBC dee documentary jehri ohna nay look keh banai ch desia saray halland halal chicken barary ch. Halal chicken da wazan wadhawn wastay chicken day gosht wich soor diyaan huddyaan tay churbee day teekay lownday filmaiya gaiya.

BBC agar na eh documentary dakhon dee tay ho sakdaa hajjay tak log laiss dar chicken khaa rehay hunday. Eh  tay see bbc see dee documentary day baray ch hun jehri main gul kern lagaan oh gosht tay gosht weaichan walyaan day barray ch aah. Eh apnyaan ikhaan naal deekhya. Whalley range ch mugal naa dee hutti hundi see. Meray kol ohna dinaa ch ikk Bryan na da irish kehr nu theek ker rehya see. Ikk din ohnay patio darwaza fit keeta tay oh apnay ikk Pakistani dost nu dakhown wastay liaya. ohnay apna naa dusya tay eh vee kehya mugal naa dee hutti da malak aah. Bryan da fit keeta huya patio darwaza tay kuch dinaan baad aukhar ghia. Khair ikk din main gosht lain ghia tay mugal dee hutti gia. Salam tay haal chal puchia. Ikk chutti dahri wala malak da sub toon chutta phai aah. Main gosht da oder daita tay hor cheejan waikhan lag pia. Bahr toon ikk hoor gahk aa ghia jehra arabi see. Ohnay eh kia “brother give me 5 pounds good mince meat and I will collect after 15 minutes”. Ostoon baad hutti walay phiyay nay jawab ch kehya “ok brother I will give you good mince meat and come after 15 minutes. Jewain oh arabi banda bahr nikliya tay eh hutti wallay nay bin chun churbee da rugg pher kay keemay wali machine ch paa deeta. Hoor gosht vee paa kay oh arabi wastay keema banaa deeta. Main apna saudah liya tay kehr aa gia. Os wallay tay main nehn khial keeta phar bahd ch sochya tay menu buht burra luga.

Halal chicken gatay day dubay ch pack hunday aah aam tor tay dabaa eh hundaa aah hor koi aidahay ch packing material nehn hunda.. ikk dubay ch 12 chicken hunday aah. Varay huay ikk din main whalley range ch gosht lain ghia tay authay aus dukaan ch chicken  lafafian ch counter day peechay paiy huay. Aus waqt tay main khial nehn keeta tay baad ch soochya eh wee hu sakda keh eh hutti walla un halal chicken khreed kay ohnu halal chicken day tor tay waich da huway.

Main ikk varry pakistan ghia huya see meray ikk khala day put nay eh gul sanai. Ohday kol ikk banda kum kerda hunda see jedaan peendaan ch log zameedaraan kol kum karday aah. Oh bunday nay kuch arsa kum keeta ta os toon baad oh kum chud kay sharr chala ghia. Kafee arsa ghuzar ghia tay main sharr  ghia. Mai kee deekh daan oh kum kern walla bari thath bath naa turya aa rehya. Du tin sajay du tin khabay banday ohday naal. Door toon ohnay chaudhry keh ka salam keeta. Main tay ohdi tohr shor deekh kay haran tay ohda naa laiy keh puchya oh eh kee? Oh kehn lagaa chaudhry jee chunga aah keetay beh kay main tuwanu gul dasaan.

Khair ik restaurant tay jaa baithay tay oh dasan lagaya. Tuwanu chud kay main sharr aiya tay sharr day mardar (dead animals) da thaika naalam hu rihya see. Main boli day kay thaika lai lia. Pehloon  pehloon tay aina chunga nehn see pher jewain jewain sharr day restaurantaan nu pata lag da ghia tay meray wal aidhaan jewain daulat dee barash shrooh hu ghai huway. Eh sara Allah da karam aah.

Jedun eh gul main sunni tay bara haraan huya. Such puchoo tay main gosht eh khana chud deeta..

Saday logaan ch eh tay koi gul eh nehn keh sooch lain keh ehda logaan dee seht tay kih asar howay gaa. Eh aam tor tay pindaan ch hondaa see. Zara janwar buhta bamar hoya tay ohnu halal kerkay munadi ker dewo tay log gosht aa kay khareed lain. Kadeen kissay nay vee nehn sochya see keh eh janwar dee bamari gosht khaan naal khanay waliyaan nu vee lag sakdee aah. Varray pehlon britainia ch janwaraan nu muhn khuray tay khuraan dee bamari lag gai. Othay karoraan janwaraan nu mar kay aag nal sarr ditta gia.

Ikk dawafa Lahore ch see tay mera pateeja meray naal. Ikk fruit wali jagha too saib lain lagaa tay oh kehn lagga babu gee export quality da maal aah. Yakeen nehn aundah tay label deekh lawu. Meray pateejay nay kehya chachoo deekh kay aithay jethon saeeb kharab hunda ah authay export quality da lable lagaa denday aah.

Kiyaan asian tay arab mulkaan ch aj kal sabzi ya fruit dubyaan ch band ker kay waichan da rwaj pai gia aah. Aam tor tay autay tay chunga paa dainday aah tay thallay kharab tay kaathia. Pehlay hundaa see rehrian tay fruit yaan sabzi waich day see. Din day shrooh ch sabzi fruit waichun walay nay autay agay chungi cheez rakhni. Jindoon ntool kay daini kathia kisam dee gahk nu daini. Eh oh tarika ohna nay dubyaan day rwaj pain ch wartna shrooh keeta. Chotay aloowaan da dubaa lowo autay chutay tay thulay wadday. Wadian da lowu tay autay waday tay thalay chotay aloo pack keetay hunday aah.

Manchester toon punay huaay chulyaan da packet khreediya. Eh packet Bradford dee company da pack hua see. Raat nu baitha main computer tay kuch kum ker reha see naal chulay bee chhubbi jaa rehya see. Ikk sakht jehi shai meray munh ch aiy tay kaddah kay dikhya. Eh ik balikul chunay naal milda julda chutay kalay chunay day size da pathar see. Ikk packet ch ais taran day kai pathar niklay.

Gul shrooh keeti see tay chunyaan tay aa ghai. Middlesbrough ch main living flame gas fire nu sevice kern wastay khulia tay ohday ch chutay chutay patar see. Jidoon main eh pathar daikhay tay sochya keh eh pathar phelon main kithay dekhay aah. Yaad aiya tay eh nasal day patar bilkuk chuliyaan walay patharaan dee taraan aah.

Eh pathar sab toon pehloon hamburg ch deekhay. Humburg ch ikk german aurat dee Pakistani Indian cheezaan dee hutti hundi see. Authoon pehli vari main kabli chanaay (white chick peas) liyaanday. Audoon pehli vari ohna ch bilkul same size and colour as chunay nu dikhya. Agli dafaa jidoon main oh hutti tay ghia tay main oh german budhi nu shkait keeti pher uhnay eh gul keh kay tall deeti keh eh tuwaday mulkaan choon aunday aah tay kuch nehn ker sakdi. Hun tay patta nehn pehr us toon baad kaafidair tak yehi pathar chanoon may mix ker kay log bahr diyaan mulkoon noo paij day rehay.

Duniyaan ch malawat dee tarikh buht aah pher eh asian African ya arab mulkaan ch buht aah. Menu malawat toon aina gilla nehn pher jidoon malawat khaaan peen aaliyaan cheejaan ch howay tay chungi gul nehn. Eh khaan peen ailiyaan shaiwaan toon vee wadh kay jidoon nakli dwaiyaan wal away tay eh insaan dee hayaati naal khelan wali gull ah.

Main ikk dafaa Faisalabad see tay authoon ikk packet floppy disks da khareediya. Ghar aah kay kuch files save ker laga tay computer floppy disk nu recognise na keray. Sara packet try keeta pher files save kernay wastay computer nay floppy nu recognise nehn keeta. Aaglay din ikk hor hutti tay ghia tay packet khareedan dee bajai ikk disk khreedi. Ghar aah kay try keeti tay phair oh eh problem. Jithay main rehnda see auday lagay ikk computer repair dee hutti see. Main aus hutti ch ghia tay auhnaan nu apna musla dasya. Oh phaiyay nay ikk disk ditt tay kehya aah try kro. Gher aa kay computer start keeta tay disk computer ch pai. Kuch files save keetiyaan tay save hu ghiyaan. Main donoon diskaan saamnay rakh kay tay kharka baja kay dekhya. Menu koi farraq nazar nehn aiya. Bilkul aiko jiyaan. Eh nakli disk banaun waliyaan ainee mehnat keeti keh true copy banaa ditti. Ainee mehnat keeti kaash kitay thura jia hore damaag laraa kay black sheet cut kay pawon dee bajai kettay magnetic sheet cut kay paa deenday tay lokaan da phalaa tay huna eh see pher eh day nal ohna da karobar wadhna see.

Main ikk vari  tobay ch see galaan baataan ch phaiyay nay dasia keh sadi zameen day laglay marabay walian nay banaspati ghee banauna shrooh keeta. Auna da karobar aina keh wadh ghia keh dalda banaul wali company nay aunah koloon dalda banauna shroh ker ditta. Main odoon tay gul sun liay pher baad ch sochiya keh eh kidaan hu sakda ah ainee wadhi company dalda tobay day ikk maray jehaiy zamindar koloon apna mal bunwaway. Gul samaj aah gai keh oh nakli dalda banau day see. Eh patta nehn oh kahda dalda banau day see.

Istanbul day grand bazzar ch ikk masalay tay mathiyaan vaichan wallay kollon saffron da pha puchya tay ohnay dasya keh quality tay depend ker daa. Ikk saffron chelyaan day baal rung kay ohnu saffron day raishay day size da cut kay thora jiya saffron mix kerday aah. Ikk quality eh aah tay dosri asli raishay jehray saffron day phulaan chun kehd day aah.

Hon zara gul Kuwait dee vee ho jaway. Kai log rait tay mitti vee vaich day aah. Ikea Kuwait ch rait baray sohnay tariqay nal pack hu kay baichee jaandi aah. Jehri powday tay phul agon wastay log khareed day aah. Menu eh gal dee samaj nehn aundi keh khjooran ch rait mix ker kay ohnu packtaan ch band ker kay logaan dee seht na khelan dee kiyon khuli chuti  aah. Agar khajooran khareed niyaan hon tay sukiyaan khreedo. Gillian khujoraan day packet jehray khas ker Saudi arab diyaan  aah ohna ch rait pai jaandi aah. Ehna khajoraan day naa dekho tay “tamoor al baraka” Tamoor al ahsaa” “tamoor al Malaki” tay “tamoor al madina”. Main ikk varry “tamoor Al Ahsaa” packed by “tamoor al baraka” day du packet khreeday. Packet khol kay jidoon ikk khajoor khaddy tay rait dee crunch dundaan nu luggi. Kuch khajooraan kehd kay paani day glass ch paa dityaan. Aglay din autoon paani dohl ditta tay kajooraan ked liyaan. Thaley wallay pani nu magnifying glass nal check keeta tay rait day thoray jaiy asaar millay. Packet day ottay company da telephone number see. Main telephone tay company day malak nal gul keeti. Ohday koloon puchya keh tawadiyaan pack kajooran day barray ch koi shkait ai aah. Malak koi arabi see tay ken luga “wallahi no complaint at all. Main ohnu dusya keh ehna khujooraan ch rait aah. Kehn luga tuseen packet liyona tay oh badal daiy gaa. Aglay din main os hutti tay ghia tay ohnay khujooraan da packet badal ditta. Oh packet liyaanda tay khol kay khjoor khadi tay ohday ch vee rait see. Hun menu poori tasuli ho gai keh oh malak nay chooth kehya. Menu hajay tak eh samaj nehn sukya keh arabiyaan nu eh rait mahsoos nehn hundi? Kadeen vee kissay koi shkait nehn keetti? Eh hakumat nay  kiyon logaan dee seht naal khelan dee chutti ditti hoi aah.

Kuch log mal kamon day wastay kiyon kerday aah. Agar malwat eh kerni aah tay koi khaan wali cheeze dee ker dawo. Main eh kehwaan ga keh eh insaan nehn wahshi aah jehray eh vee nehn sooch sakday keh aidah insaani seht tay kih asar poway gaa.

Main buht chota hunda see tay phai dee hutti tay school toon baad kum kerda honda see. Swairay uthna tay maseet ja kay fajar dee namaz pehrni. Ohtun baad maulvi ji nay quraan perowna. Ghar aa kay nashtaa kerna tay school challay jana. Eh har din dee routine hondee see. Audoon nakli cheezaan da aina logaan nu patta vee nehn hunda see. Aina logaan ch lalach vee nehn honda see. Pehli vari ikk jehri nukli cheeze daikhi oh “vaisline hair tonic” see. Donaa bottlaan nu main rekh kay dekhya tay koi faraq nehn lugya.

Lahore ch ikk din torya jaa rehya see tay ikk hutti tay main stainless steel da cup dekhya jehra masalay peesan wallay grinder nu lag da see. Main barra khush hoya keh kissay nay kamal dee mehnat ker kay kai logaan da phalla keeta. Plastic day cup jaldi crack ho janday see. Main ikk cup khareed kay Manchester liyand tay cut wadah kay ohnu base tay fit keeta.sochiya hon pudeenay dhania tay anar danay dee chutni banwaan. Sara kuch paa kay button dabya tay cup da blade holary lain lag pia. Khol kay deekhya tay blade wali assembly loose see. Kissay nay eh cup banoun wastay buht mehnat keeti. Pehr eh blade assembly ch jehri washer pai oh balkul nakami. Kaash keetay oh thori jehi labh labah kay chungi washer paa deendaa tay chunga see.

Pehloon tay cheezan nakli hundiyaan see pher eh nakli karobar ehna kay wadhya keh ehdi quality day hasaab nal numbering dee zarorat pai gai i.e 1, 2, 3 4. Saray mulkaan chun china da naa guinas book of record ch auna chai da aah. Koi vee nakli cheeze chai dee huway china choon mil jaandi aah. Lagda aah keh china ch vee ainay kanoon sakht nehn. Tuseen ju vee chawo lakhwa lawoo. Ziyaada tor tay tin ya char mulkaan da naa likhya jaanda aah. Made in England, made in germany, tay made in italy. Kuch arsa huya china day banay huay plastic day chowl (rice) pharay ghai.

Eh mal  England Germany tay italy da ker kay middle east asia tay Africa day gahkaan nu original ker kay baichia janda aah. Main ikk bari Kuwait ch made in England extention lead khareedi. Ikk din raat day tame ohnu agg lag gai. Eh vee chunga hoya keh pambar muchan toon pehlay eh patta lug ghia. Electric day aam switch on tay off kern day waqat shulah nama spark deenday aah. Eh switch kissay dee jaan ve lai sakday aah.