Paisay kiddaan banaiay?
Aj main sochiya ehtay kuch likhya javay. Du tin haftay pehloon main
ehday baray Ingreezi ch das (10) warkay
likhay tay main buht khush hoya. Eh khushi ziyada dair na rehi oh es wastay keh
main jidoon safe kern lagan tay oh kitay puthi thaan tay click ker ditta.
Bathairay hath paeer maray kay kitay oh main apni likht lab lavaan pehr hajjay
tak tay nehn labbi. Eh likht word 3 ch likhi see jay twanu koi wal aunda tay
daso keh word 3 ch unsaved documents kidaan recover ker sakday aan. Eh meray
kollon hun eh nehn hoya pehlon vee kai vari hoya.
Main eh kahwaan ga keh paisa banauna ik fun (skill) ah pehr
saday aam siday lokaan dee eh ee soch aah kih eh kismet dee gal ah. Chalo man
lowo eh kismet dee gal ah tay neeli chat walay dee dain an. Eh neeli chat
wallay nu her kissay nu paida kitaa tay banya. Main neeli chat wallay ik buht
wada karigar kehnda aan . jehriyaan vee chijaan aunay banaiyaan aseen hajjay
tak puri taraan samaj nehn sakay. Ho sak da es traki day waylay kuch paiyaan da
hor khiayal huway . Main eh gal es wastay dasi aah karigar howay artists howay
aunoo apni har banai hoi cheeji na piyaar hunda. Aseen jehray karigar nay banaiay
aan ohnay saray iko jehyay banaiay. Eh
lokaan da asay passay da mahoul hunda ohna dee “personality” bnauda.
Paisay banaunay day pharoun likhan dee saoch audoon aai jidoon ik (bangali yaan tamil Indian) nay
meray koloon salah puchi. Oh es tarran eh phia ik safai kern wala ah sakal
sorat toon lagda bodha hon walla. Gal
ohnay aidaan shroh kitti main apni maan day zawar zovar baich kay aithay aiya
tay sari omar aithay kum kitta. Sari omar lahng gai mehnat ker ker kay. Main
waiyah vee nehn kitta, keh aini tanka nehn see. Sari omar um ker ker kay ohnay £2000
day barabar paisay jama kitay. Ohnay kiha hon omar vee ziyada ho gai ah tay kum
vee nehn hunda tay jaldi thak jaana aan. Kai daffa sooch daan keh main paida eh
kiyoun hoya tay paida hoya tay sirf mehnat wastay. Eh gal kerkay ohnay slah
mungi koi asa wal daso keh main apnay dais mur jawaan tay eh main jama kitay
hoiay paisay naal kuch ker lawaan. Ta
keh mera aunay wala tame chunga lahng jaway.
Menu ohdi eh story sun kay buht dukh hoya. Eh story ohdi ee
nehn lakhaan karoraan tay arabaan lokaan
dee ah jenaan kool paisay vee hunday aah pehr oh kuch nehn ker sakday.
Ziyadah eh ee hunda ah ainu no lut mar kern walay lut kay
lai janday aah. Hunda eh ah lutnay wallay aidaan day lokaan nu yaan tay haray
bag dekhaun day ah tay koi aisi app beeti sanu day ah keh tauwada auna dee help
kern nu man chaunda ah.
Main aus banday nu do tin gallan desyan oh es lai keh oh samaj jaiay keh paisay kidaan ban
day ah. Mauqay paisay banaun day her kissay nu milady ah tay milady rehnday ah
pehr kuch lok on the spot soch samaj kay faida chuk lainday ah. Auna day tay
paisay ban janday ah tay jehray es mauqay toon faida nehn chuk day oh apni
kismet nu raunday rehnday aah. Farsi dee ik msal ah “Aqal mandaan ra ashara
kaafi ast”. Ehda matlab vee main likh dawaan tay chungi gal ah. Ehda Punjabi ch
matlab eh ban da ah “saint marna”
Eh saint marna koi pathar yaan rora marna nehn. Eh saint
marna vee ik ashara yaan sign daina ah. Samaj aalay eh saint marnay nu samaj
lainday ah tay mauqay day naal auhtoon faida chuk day ah. Tay
kai saint nu samaj jaanday ah pher daikh day ee rehnday ah.
Pehli story jehri main ohnu dasi oh eh see keh ik American
waila see tay buht dukhi see. Kharcha koll nehn see . waylay reh reh kay buht
aukha hua see. Ik din aunay akhbar ch ik ishtiar perhya keh oh akhbar walay ik
“teaboy” labh rehay ah. Oh American nay akhbar waliyaan nal appointment bana
kay interview dain ghia. Ohno kum dee lore see es wastay aunay tkaa kay
interview ditta. Interview lain wala audhay interview toon buht impress hoya.
Interview khatam hoya tay interview lain walay nay kehya tuseen apni email
address chud devo tay aseen tawanu email karan gay tuseen kidoon kum start
kerna. Oh American nay email da naa sunya tay ghabraa kay kehn laga meray kol
email tay kih computer ee nehn. (Eh tay parani gal aah jindoon kisay kisay kol
computer hunda see. Hajay ve Americans tay british lokaan dee majority aisy ah
keh ohna kol email address nehn tay naa
ee ohna nu ehdi zaroorat paindi ah. Ohna nu bas kum toon sawa hor koi
kum nehn. ) Eh gal jidoon interview lain walay nay suni tay oh buht haran ho kay kehn laga
tuseen email address toon binaa jeenday kidaan ahn. Eh tay ho eh nehn sakda keh
koi email address toon binaa jee sakay. Ais wastay aseen taunoo eh job offer
nehn ker sakday. Oh American da eh gul sun kay dil eh tut gia tay bara pershaan
ho kay authia tay bahr agia. Bahr ah kay ghar wal tur piya. Socheen piya hoya
tori ja rehya tay kehway hun ki karaan. Main aina vee nehn keh aina ghatia kum
vee na ker sakaan.
Jidoon oh ghar jaa rehya see aunay ik thaan tay tomatar buht
sastay vakday daikhay. Ohnay kheesay ch
hath marya tay jinay paisay audhay kol see aunay sariyaan paisiyaan day tomatar
khreed laiay. Ohnay ghar puhnchan tak auchee wajaan mar mar kay oh tomatar
baich ditay. Agalay din oh sabzi mundi ghia tay jehri sabzi sasti see jinni ka
chuk sakda see khareed laiee. Ghar jaanday huay baich da ghia tay ghar opern
toon phelay oh aunay doonay mul nal baich ditti. Aunay her roj dee eh adapt
bana laee tay ohnay ik cycle
Khreed liya tay ohday naal oh sabzi do tinaa taraan dee
khreedan lag pia. Eh cycle khreednay nal oh sabzi madi day kai pheray laun lag
pia tay hor muhaliyaan ch jaan lag pia. Jidoon ohday koll kuch paisay jama ho
ghaiay tay ohnay van khareed laee. Van khareed kay ohnay kaffi area cover kerna
shroh ker ditta tay muhaliyaan diyaan dukanaan (corner shops) nu vee sabzi
daini shroh ker ditti. Ohda kum jidoon hor wadh gia tay ohna banday kum kern
walay rakh laiay. Sabzi nu store kern wastay ik wadi jaga lai laee. Authay
ohnay telephone lowa liya packaging tay delivery day kum ohday workers kern lag
paiay. Kerday kerday ohda kum buht wadh ghia tay ausday karobar dee bari mashori ho ghai. Ik din apnay office ch bathia hoya tay ohdi
secretary nay ah kay kehya akhbar alyaan da telephone aya ah tay oh tuwady
kamyaabi day barray ch interview kerna chownday. Apointment bana ditti . Akhbar
aaliyan da nmainda tay photographer aa ghaiay. Es American nay auna da
wharhouse da karakay ala tour lagauaya tay saray operations day baray ch das
kay ohna nu impress kitta. Warehouse da tour khattam ker kay office cha a gaiay
tay interview vee karakay ala ditta. Akhbar day nmainday nay interview khatam
ker day huay kehya aseen tuwady kamyaabi tay khush aan tay saday pehrn waliyaan
wastay ik amal kern dee masaal. Sada Akhari swal eh ah keh agar tuseen eh kum
na kerday hunday tay kih kerday. Oh American nay kehya agar main eh kum na ker
daa tay main hun tak tuway daftar ch “teaboy” hunda tay thwanoo cup dho kay
tati tati cha piya rehya hunda. Mera oh lucky din see meray kol email audoon
nehn see tay na ee hun aah.
Sadday lokaan ch eh ee ho rehya aah jay koi jutian gunda ah
tay oh sari omar aiday ch guzar daindaa ah. Daftraan ch chalay jawoo, kitay vee
jao aidaan day lok milady ah jes taran toon wariyaan tun eh safai karee jaa
rehyaan. Eh main ohnu ik story sanai es wastay keh es American day kol ainay
paisay nehn see. Pher eh swal kern walay kol £2000 ah.
Quick decision at the
spot
Agali story jehry main ohnu sanai oh eh ah aino tuseen sachi
samajoo yaan chuthi pehr eh ho sakdi ah. Main yaan koi hor ik wari safar ker
rehya see. Painda koi 250 milaan daa see. Jidoon main 100 mile kitay tay
sochiya kih gadi nu thora jia rest vee day ditta jaway . Eh rest day wich
toilet vee jaa hau gat ay thora jia pher tur ve lauan gha. Main ik super market
ch chala ghia auna dee toilet wart kay bahr aiya tay shelfaan tay rakhiyaan
huyaan cheejan daikhniyan shroh ker dittiyaan. Main akhaan naal cheejaan vee
daikhi jaa rehyaan tay tori vee jaa rehyaa. Ik shelf tay main ik cheej 1p each
dee lugi hoi dekhi tay do tin meter agay lahng ghia. Main authay sochya eh kes
taran ho sakda ah oh cheej jehdi aam kimat £2 howay oh 1p dee? Impossible? Main
aus shelf day lagay ah gia tay authay ik Pakistani bodhi kum ker rehi see.
Audhay koloon puchya eh cheej da mul kih ah. Kehn lagi eh likhya hoya ah 1p
dee. Meray kol £2000 pound cash tay neh see pher meray kol debt card see tay
credit card. Main oh cheej authon jinni vee khareed sakda see khareedi. Apna
rest khatam kitta tay apna baqi painda khatam ker kay aust sher ch aisay super
market dee branch ch chala ghia. Authoon vee jinay kay main khareed sakda see
khareedi. Main tin char din hath dhu ka yes cheej day peechay pai ghia 1p
diyaan khreediyaan tay £1 each diyaan
bachiyaan dukaan walyaanu. Tin char din ch main £2000 diyyaan eh cheejaan
khareediyaan tay bachiyaan. Main ohnu Desya £1 pound ch 100p hunday ah.
Aidaan day mauqay her kissay nu milady pawaan tuseen England cha an tay pawaan tuseen India ch yaan Pakistan
tay Africa . Aidaan day mauqay har waylay
milady rehnday ah. Eh tauwaday tay ah keh tuseen kina jaldi eh mauqay toon
faida athoon day au. Buhtay lok salah mushwaray ch apnay paisay ve gowa behnday
ah. Aisay lok ve daikhay ah jehray fraudiyaan day chakkar aiay. Namazaan pehr
kay dua kerday deekhay keh oh fraudia ohna day paisay phur laway.
Eh do storian main auno sana ditiyaan tay puchan laga main kiyaan
cheejaan khareediyan tay baichiyaan. Main ohnu kehya Ik cheej main 1p dee khreedi £1 ch 100p hunday ah tay
main £2000 diyan khareediyaan. Ik cheek main £1 each dee corner shops nu baich
ditti. Hun meray kol time nehn tay toon hasab laa laa kay main kinyaan cheeja
khareediyan tay kinanay diyaan baichiyaan
Sajnu tay mitro menu ameed ah keh tuseen eh pehrna chunga
laga hoay gha. Please eh blog nu follow karo. Apni salh tay mashwaray dwo. Eh
blog diyaan posts tuwaday wastay likh daan aan. Jay koi swal huway? Yaan aidha
tarjma kissay hor zaban ch kerna ah tay vee liku
Hasday raho jeenday reho tay wasday reho! Maujaan luto Rab Rakha
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