Thursday, December 26, 2013

Kum bigeria Hoya kidaan theek keryaay


Main eh likhon laga tay ehday wastay Punjabi da lafaz (akhar) lab da rehya pehr na labha. Menu urdu da yaan farsi da lafaz labh ghia. Zabanaan ziyaada aundiyaan hon tay eh tay faida hunda ah kay phir day tur day rehn tay kum aa jaandiyaan ah. Kehnday see parho farsi tay baichoo tail tay phir deeko qudrat day khail. Farsi perh lai pehr tail baichna naseeb na hoya tay naa eh qudrat dat khail deekhay. Ik war main iran ghia tay mashhad toon mur rehya see. Menu bag nu laun wastay junday dee lore see tay main hutti tay ghia . main oh irani hutti walley nu bara samajaya pehr oh na smajia. Meri perhi hoi  farsi kum aah ghai tay main ohnu kehya “Kuful” tay oh samaj ghia. Eh junday da tay farsi da es wastay das ditta junda ve eh jehri main gal kerni ah oh da amul audaan da ah.
Farsi ch buht waday waday alam sufi malang jehna nu aseen arabi samaj day aan oh haqeeqat ch arab nehn see. Saday lokaan ch eh buht pehr ah keh agar tay koi buht auchi jaga chala jaway tay ohda her koi ristay dar ban da tay jay koi mara ah ohtoon look door nasday ah. Assay taran arab mulkaan ch vee aah jay tuseen buht uchay thaan tay aan tay her koi tuwanu apna kehnda balkay bahr day lokaan nu vee apna kehnday ah tay sir tay bataun nu tiar hu jaanday. Jay tuseen ainay khanday peenday nehn tay tuseen maskeen ajnabi tay kummi aan. Her kaum nasal yaan mulk ch lok chungay vee hunday ah tay pheray vee ehda matlab eh nehn keh main arain aan yaan rajpoot aan tay sari sadi baradri chungi ah.
Main hun jehri gul kern lagan oh eh ah bigray huay kum nu kidaan theek keryaay. Jidoon main eh likhon laga tay shram vee aa way keh lok kih kehn gay pehr kissay daa phala ho jaway tay chungi ghul ah. Kai lokaan da kum bigriya hoya ah tay sharmu kay sharmi eh gal neh das day. Kai hakeemaan kol jaanday ah tay kai taweezaan day chakkar cha a jaanday ah. Main aisay kehr ch paida hoya jithay piraan fiqaraan nu buht munya jaanda see jehda asar hajay vee meray ch ah. Aseen chotay hunday see tay aina gallan da patta nehn see. Saday gawandiyaan day munday da wiyah hoya tay ohdi budhi (bride ) ohnu agalay din chud kay chalay ghai. Mahalay ch jadi ag taran eh khabar aud dee hoi sano vee milli. Main chotay phai kolon puchya ainay paisay laa kay wiyah kitta tay oh chud kay kiyoun ghai.. Chotay phai nay menu kehya keh auh kuch nehn ker sakya budhi eh keh kay chali ghai keh main chunga ah saranay naal japhy paa lawaan aidhay nal rehnay naloon. Lagda audha kum bigria hoya see.

Kum bigeria hoya kai taran da ah, jehnu aseen “Surhat e anzaal” kehnday aan. Jaida matlab ban da ah jaldi chut jaana. Akhbaran ch baray ishtiar aundaay ah hakeeman tay doctraan day jehray bacharay ghareebaan nu taran taran diyaan galan das kay tay wahmaan ch paa kay lut day rehnday ah. Hallan keh ehda allaj tuseen bagair kisay duwai yaan tuwaiz too appai ker sakday au. Ehnu main nafsiati bimari kehwaan ga jehri keh thori jehi koshish naal theek ho sak dee ah. Eh bamari kissay zehni shock dee wajah naal hundi ah. Yaan tuwada sexual parner tuwanu wahim ch paa davey. Agar partner nehn tay ho sakda muth marday hoay koi wahm lag gaia howay. Eh koi bamari nehn eh just wahm ah jera saday mashray nay saday lokaan day damaag ch paya hoya ah keh muth marnay naal seht kharab ho jaandi ah yaan kum bigger jaanda. Kai lokaan nu hishyaari aundi ah tay aunaa no munny day qatray aunday ah. Wagaira wagaira. Agar tuwanu aidaan da koi problem hai tay tuseen salah lai sak day ao.

Aino aseen theek ker sakday aan . Agar tuseen wiyahay hoay au tay tuseen apni budhi naal tasali naal gal karo tay koshish karo ehdi wajah laban dee. Agar tay twanoo pata lag jaway tay buht chunga ah. Ehnu tuseen apni buddi naal ral kay theek karo. Jes waqat tuseen apnay lul nu buddi dee phudi ch  pawo tay chungi taran holi holi movement devo. Jiddoon tuseen buht achai tay huwo tay apnay lul nu phudi choon kuhd lowo. Chungi taran saah cha lai kay paani dud chaa kaafee yaan jo kuch wee ah peewvo. Jislaan tuseen relax ho jawo tay phay apnay lul nu theek kernay daa safar shroh karo. Tuseen phay jiaan pheli phairi kita see ehnu audaan ee phay apnay lul nu phudi  day andher pawo tay holi holi agay pichay halawo. Pehlay holi holi pehr zara taiz ker day jawo. Eh khaiyal rako keh tuwada partner vee enjoy ker rehya howay tuwadi eh movement. Jidoon tuseen arooj tay puhnch jawo tay chutnay toon pehlay apnay lul nu phudi chon kehd lowo. Pehr tuseen saa cha lowo paani chaa kaffee peewo tay pher repat karo. Hun teesri pheri tusee phay apni buddhi nu tiyaar tay garam kar kay  apnay lul nu phudi ch pawo tay holi holi agay pichay phairo. Phaiy zara movement taiz kerday jawoo tay jiddon tuseen arooj tay puhnchoo tay tuseen movement nu stop ker davo tay chungi taran sah cha lowo paani chaani peewo. Tuseen theek tay thunday ho jawo tay phay movement daini shroh karo. Pehlan holi holi tay speed nu tori thori taiz kerday jawo.
Jiddon phay arooj tay puhncho tay let it go by moving faster and faster till blows out.
Eh tuwaday tay depend kerda aah keh tuseen kina kay jaldi theek ker lainday ao.
Aik hor eh weeh ker sakday ao keh kissay aisi jaga tay tuseen howo jithay tuseen donu howo hor na authay banda howay tay na banday dee zaat howay. Eh vee ik sexual therapy da gur ah. Ais therapy ch ve tuseen eh pehlay wala tarika repeat karo pehr ehday ch tuseen jinaa vee shor shraba ker sak day au karo. Aidah maqsad ah tuwadi towajao es toon hatauna. Tuseen kai taran diyaan cheekan mar sak day au. Addingu gawaan mungu.
Agar twaday lagay aah tay tuseen aucha music laa sak day au. Nehn tay kittay eh therapy kerday kerday kuch da kuch horn a ho jaway tay lok akathay ho jaan.
Tuseen shaid perhya howay yaan sunya howay keh kai lok humbistary ker day hoay apnay partner nu chundiyaan yaan dandiyaan wad day ah. Kaiyaan nay chainta rakhya hunda ah.
Meray kol Karachi da ik bhia kum kerda see jehra mangaitar ban kay uk aiya see. Ik din kum tay aiya tay audhi garden zakhmi hoiey see kai jagah toon. main audhay kollon puchya kih gal koi larai ho ghai. Oh thora jeha moskriya tay kehn laga nehn larai tay neh hoi. Main smaj ghia keh buddi nay aidhi garden tay chuck maray hoay ah. Eh chuckaan nu angreezi ch “love bites “ kehnday ah. Eh vee lag da ah kaiyaan wastay saukha nehn.

Pawaan eh love bittes hun tay pawaan chaintay diyaan lasaan aina da ik maqsad ah humbistry day wich damage jisam no takleef day kisay hor pasay launa. Koi zaroori nehn keh tuseen eh her dafa therapy ch lagay rehwo. Jehdoon tuwano eh saray ander bahr da pata lag jaway tay tuseen hor tariqay warto tay sex nu khud ve enjoy karo tay apnay saathi nu vee enjoy karwao.

Kai saday phai aisay vee ah keh auna da lul hishiari ch nehn aunda. Ehdi vee ik wajah nafsiati ah. Hun pakistan / India ch tay pata nehn kis taran therapy kitti jaway. Kai arab mulkaan ch lok buht omar diyaan budian koloon training lainday ah. Eh buddian jawanaan nu chungi taraan trained ker daindian aan. What ever it is agar banday enjoy kerday ah tay buddian vee enjoy kerdiyaan ah. Pakistan yaan India ch vee tuseen es taraan training laiay kay apnay aap  dee hishiari nu kafi  waqat tak wadaa tay set ker sakday au.

Nashay waliyan cheezan vee  chutney ch delay paida ker diyaan ah. Wadhay kehnday ah fimiyaan dee yadhi hoi buddi hor kisay kolon satisfy nehn hundi. Eh nashay aliyaan jinyaan vee cheezan aan eh damaag dee soch waqti tor tay kehta daindiyaan ah. Jehday naal eh fikar keht hundi ah keh jaldi chut jaana. Ais wastay Europe yaan west ch sharab da istamaal buht hunda. Main eh kehwaan gaa keh apnay aap nu aisay nashyaan toon bacha kay rakho jehray tuwano lag sakday ah. Main eh kahwaan gaa keh sharab ais pharoon chungi ah keh eh aini jaldi tuwanu lag dee nehn. Tuseen jo vee tarika warto apni maali haalat daikh kay karo. Agar tuseen autliyaan galaan naal tuseen theek ho jaanday ao tay eh haram diyaan  cheezan zaror wartniyaan. Agar tuseen sharab warto tay duwai day tor tay warto aini keh tuseen saroor ch ah jawo. Eh toon ziyada nehn. Aik faida es nu duwai day tor tay  wartnay da eh aa keh lahoo nu patla ker dee aah. Aiday naal tuwadi lahoo dee circulation chungi ho jaandi ah.

Agar mali halat chungi nehn tay  tay tuseen ehdi therapy kern toon adhay toon ik gianta pehlay adhi goli saunay wali goli laia sakday au. Eh vee tuwaday autay ganudi atar daiay ghi tay tuseen apna safar lammi dair tak jariyo sari rekh lawo ghay. Tuseen kafi dair tak chuto ghay nehn. Agar tuseen koi vee dowai warto tay ehday baray ch apnay doctor naal salah ker lawo tay puch lawo aina day side effects day baray ch.
Ishtiari hakeemaan , doctoraan tay taweez dain waliyaan toon bachoo. Ehnu theek kernay dee technique ah tay ehnu warto.

Saday kai phaiyaan tay phenaan day aulad nehn hundi tay agar saal do saal ch koi aulad naa howay tay lok taran taran diyaan galaan kerday ah. Aina da vee juray tay nafsiati tor  tay asar hunda ah. Allah nay her kissay nu koshish kitti keh theek banaya jaway pehr kissay wajah naal kai theek nehn hunday. Agar tuway aulad nehn tay tuseen kuch tarikay wart sakday au. Sub toon pehlay tay bachay paida kernay da sara amal samjo..Aik aisa waqat hunda ah jeday ch tuseen apnay partner naal intercourse ker day au tay hamal nehn thair da. Eh au waqat ah jidoon tuwaday saathi dee mahwari khatam hundi ah. Hummal aus waqat tak nehn thair da jedoon tak tuwaday partner da egg zerkhaiz (fertilise)  nehn hunda. Eh waqat ik toon do haftay da hunda ah pehr kaiyaan da kuch keht hunda tay kaiyaan da kuch din ziyada hunda. Jidoon tuwaday partner da egg fertilise hunda ah tay tuwada sperm level theek ah tay tuseen intercourse karo tay hammal thairna chai da aah.
Agar tuseen bachyaan wastay intercourse kerday au tay mahwari khatam hoon toon do haftay baad tuseen intercourse shoroh karo tay agli mahwari shorooh hoon tak her rose intercourse karo. Inshallah tuwaday aulad zaror howay gha. Do tin maheenay tak koshish karo. Agar tuwada partner pregnant nehn hunda tay apnay doctor naal mashwara karo.
Hakeemaan tay taweezaan day chakkar ch naa pawo. Ho sakda tuwano yaan tuwaday partner nu koi problem howay. Eh ao zamana ah jehday ch India vee mars tay puhnchan dee koshish ker rehya ah. Eh tuwaday tay ah keh tuseen kih kerday au.

Dhant paina
Kai ishthari hakeem lokaan nu taran taran day wahm paa kay auna dee jaib khalee kerday ah.. Saday mulkaan ch lokaan nu aimee hishyaari aai rehndee aah. Main soch daa aan keh Allah nay jo vee shay banai ohda koi jawab nehn. Insaan banya tay jethoon paida hunda tay sari omar laga rehnda keh aus mori ch chala jawan. Agar female ah tay oh dee koshish ah keh auhday ander chala jaway.  Eh jidoon admin u hishiayri aundi ah tay ehda matlab hunda ah keh lul phudi ch jaanay wastay tiyar ah. Allah day vee kih kehnay keh aunay phudi ch pownay wastay kuch qatray lul choon kehd dainda tay keh lul phudi ch jaway tay eh lais dar qatray lubrication da kum dainday ah. Ehday naal lul dee phudi ch movement ch asani paida ho jaandi ah. Eh qatrayaan noon hakeemaan nay apna karobar chumkaunay wastay lokaan nu wahm paunay shorooh ker daitay.
Main Jidoon Germany ch see tay meray qatray kadeen kadeen nikal day see. Mahaul aisa see keh har waqat hishiari aah jaani tay Allah da khauf see keh kittay gunah naa ker baithaan. Akhbar ch Ishtiar dekhya tay “Hussain” naami hakeem naal uk ch gal baat hoi tay aunay menu kehya keh main ohnu apni photo paijaan. Main apni photo paijee tay aunay kehya ohnu main paisay paigh dawaan jehray kafi saray see tay dowai paigh daiay gha. Khair paisay paigh dittay hakim hussain saab nay goliyaan paigian. Ik din menu custom walyaan da card aiya keh tera parcel ah tay auna day daftar ch ah. Main daftar ch ghia tay auna nay menu parcel dekhaya tay declaration slip tay “Herbal food” likhi hoi see.  Custom walyaan nay parcel khulyaa tay auhday ch jidaan chuhay mar goliyaan hundiyaan es taran diyaan chutiayaan kaaliyaan goliyaan. Menu custom walyaan nay puchyaa keh eh kih aah. Main ohna nu desya apna masla tay kehya eh ais wastay ah. Khair ohna nay kehya keh oh germany ch nehn wart sakda tay main apnay doctor kol jaawaan. Faida aidah ch samajia keh main hon hussain hakeem nu phone na kerkay paisay bachawaan.
Jidoon Hussain hakeem naal gal hoi tay Pakistan ch vee ik hakeem naal gal hoi. Oh ik abdul hakeem day lagay ik peer da put see. Menu kehn laga main tera duwai naal allaj kerwa dainda aan. Naal menu eh vee syed saab nay kehya keh main germany toon aunoon nangiyaan tusveeran walay resalay paije.Main ohnu kuch warqay tasweeraan walay paije dittay tay taqreeban 75 $  da draft vee paijia.. Kaffe dair baad audhay koloon oh draft wapas liah. Main apnay doctor nall gal kitti tay ohnay kehya main specialist kol jawaan. Specialist nay kehyaa koi gal nehn ah. By chance meri Dr. desai naal mulaqat hoi tay main ohna nu desya. Dr. desain nay menu bathaa kay buht eh chungi taran samjaya tay mazak naal kehya keh apnay hathyaar nu wartyaa karo . Agar koi phanda pher jaaway tay phay auchoo dholan ee ah. Dr. desaain nay menu buht waqat ditta tay main vee sari gal samaj ghia. Maan boli akhar maan boli hundi ah.
Main saray phaiyaan nu kehwaan ga keh koi vee bamari ah tay tuseen doctor kol jawo.
Homeopathic german allaj ah pehr germany ch agar tuseen homeopathy dee practice kar ni ah tay tuseen  qualified doctor hona chai day au. Mera khiyaal aah Humburg sher ch Ik german homeopathy doctor hundi see jehri ehday naal qualified doctor vee see. Daisi hakeemaan da allaj Greece toon shrooh hoya es wastay ehnu younani kehnday ah. Eh younani allaj daa eh haal ah Greece ch keh tuseen wart nehn sakday. Pehr Pakistan ch hakeemaan nay tay homeopathic lokaan nay fraud chalaya hoya ah tay lokaan nu baywaqoof bana kay lut rehah ah. Es wast mehrbaani ker kay bachoo tay doctor koloon aalaj karwao


Kai lok aisay vee ah keh auna day kol enough aulad hai tay oh intercourse maza lain wastay kerna chaunday ah tay oh mahwari khatam honay toon baad ik haftay tak bagair condem yaa pills tay intercourse ker sakday ah. Es time ch tuwaday partner da egg fertilise nehn hunda tay hammul neh thair daa .Just enjoy .

Mahwari ch ziyada khoon auna
Meriyaan kai pehnaan  nu baaz dafa buht ziyada khoon aunda ah. Agar aisa masla howay tay apnay doctor naal mashwra karo kiyon keh kai soortan ch eh buht khatar nak hunda ah. Eh doctor eh tests toon baad dasay gha keh kih wajah ah khoon ziyada aunay dee. Kai phenaan nu fibrosis yaan koi gilti dee wajah naal vee khoon aunda ah jehda alaj tuwada doctor eh dasay gha keh operation hona yaan koi allaj hona.. Agar ziada khoon aunda howay tay doctor naal contact kernay ch dair nehn kerni chai dee.

Phudi tay Lul tay Khaaj hona
Agar tuwaday khaj hundi ah tay eh jaga nu chungi taran daikho. Koi daag wagaira tay neh. Eh daag tay khaaj hon toon baad khoon tay nehn nikal da yaa zakham tay nehn ban jaanda. Agar eh halat ah tay tuseen cloitrimazol cream 1%  warto. Agar eh fungai dee wajah yaan hor wajah naal ah khaaj khatam ho jawo ghee.

Hathlas yaan muth marnay waliyaan lai
Such puchoo tay saday mazhabi lok yaan sada mahaul ehnu chungaa nehn samaj pehr koi aisa howay gay jainay nay na mari huway. Ais wastay sochya keh ehday pahroon vee likh dawaan. Saday lokaan ch hakeemaan nay galt fahmi paa ditti hoi ah keh muth marnay naal lul day pathay mar jaanday jehday naal lul kum daa nehn rehn daa. New research day matabaq tay doctraan da kehna aah keh aiday naal seht tay koi firaq nehn painda. Agar tuwaday kol koi partner nehn yaan nehn milda. Aisa vee hunda ah keh kai lokaan da wiyah nehn hunda. Ohna wastay muth marna aina eh seht wastay chunga ah jinaan intercourse. Koshish karo keh grip aini sakht naa huway tay buht ghat howay. Agar female ah tay apnay nails cut kay rakho tah kay enjoy kern dee bajai zakhmi naa ho jawo.Koi ve step lavo  apnay hath pehlay vee dhowo tay baad ch vee.

Main ethay ee mokaun daa an. Main kissay dee dill auzari yaan fahshi phlaunay wastay nehn likhya. Eh sirf phrawaan wastay likhyaa ah. Tuseen ehnu shah mukhi yaan gurmukhi ch likh sakday ao tay likho main es blog ch laa dawaan ga. Ho sakda ehday naal kai lokaan da phalla ho jaway. Tuseen apni salah vee likho. Menu hun ajazat deevo tay tuseen apna khiyal rakho, hus day rahvo , wasday rahvo tay phungray paunday rahvo.



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