Saturday, September 12, 2015
Still there are good Muslims
(Chorlton for real people by Michael Rowe)
I've been in the shop a few times and am guessing the guy is a Muslim. Why I say this is that a few years ago my wife lost an envelope with £400 in it on her way to the bank to pay a bill. She returned home distraught - but less than 30 mins later she recieved a phone call from a guy who said he had found her envelope. He gave her his address, half a mile away. She wanted to give the guy £20 for his honesty but he said he couldn't take it, explaining that he was a Muslim and his religion didn't allow him to keep something belonging to someone else.
I've been in the shop a few times and am guessing the guy is a Muslim. Why I say this is that a few years ago my wife lost an envelope with £400 in it on her way to the bank to pay a bill. She returned home distraught - but less than 30 mins later she recieved a phone call from a guy who said he had found her envelope. He gave her his address, half a mile away. She wanted to give the guy £20 for his honesty but he said he couldn't take it, explaining that he was a Muslim and his religion didn't allow him to keep something belonging to someone else.
Musalmanu ka almia
Kaaba main accident say kaafi haji sahibaan maray ghaiay jo kay musalmanoo kay liay khushnaseebi kee baat hai khas tor per pakistaniyoun kay liay . kiyoun keh bachpan say hee logoon kay zehen main yeh baat bharee jaati hai keh maut aiay tau kaaba main yaa madina main aiay. yeh bee aik khushnaseebi samja jaata hai.laikun es kay bar akas akhar yeh aiay saal macca yaa dosri jaghoon per jo accidents hotay hain inko kub tak allah kay paitay main dal ker hakumat ...chutkara hasal kerti rahay ghee. Akher kissi kee galti say hee aisay accident hotay hain. Agar aisay accident hotay hain tu in mulkoon main log buhat maray jaatay hain. Es kee aik wajah yeh bee hai keh safty at work ko malhooz nahin rakha jaata yaa agar rakha jaata hai tau us ka kuch mukhtalif matlab hai. jaisay muslim mulkoon main FIRE Exit public buildings main aisa hona chahiay jes ko taala nehin lugga hona chaihiyay balkay us main say ander sayher waqat bahar nikalnay ka bandubast hona chahiyay. Hota yeh hai keh fire exit hai laikun us ko taala luga hoa.
England main agar koi thuda lugnay say gir jaay tu woh council say compensation claim ker sakta hai keh council kee galti say foot paath yaan sarak kharab thee. Kia Islam main bee aisa tasvar hai? dar asal galti kernay walay barri asani say jaan churra laitay hain keh yeh allh ko manzoor tha. Saudi haumat kay liay tau Haj aik imcome e lzaval hai. Marnay walay compensation claim kerna shroh ker dain tau aisay accident bee kum ho jain ghay.
England main agar koi thuda lugnay say gir jaay tu woh council say compensation claim ker sakta hai keh council kee galti say foot paath yaan sarak kharab thee. Kia Islam main bee aisa tasvar hai? dar asal galti kernay walay barri asani say jaan churra laitay hain keh yeh allh ko manzoor tha. Saudi haumat kay liay tau Haj aik imcome e lzaval hai. Marnay walay compensation claim kerna shroh ker dain tau aisay accident bee kum ho jain ghay.
Wednesday, September 9, 2015
Punjabi Naa (Punjabi Names)
Hindustani (urdu) zuban ko itna khoobsurat aur surkhi powder laga kay paish kia ghia jaisay kunjri ko dance kay liay laya jaata hai. Kunjri ko es roop main daikh ker her koi passand kerta hai. us ka dance bee daikhta hai. yeh bee chahta hai keh us kay bistar main ho. yahan tak tau sab theek hai laikun jab maashray main passand kernay kaa taalaq aata hai majmoi tor per buhat kum log aisay logoon ko passand kertay hain. Aisay hee Urdu ko mahazab lo...goon kee zuban bana kay paish kia ghia, Islami zuban bana kay paish kia ghia. satam yeh keh jooth kee koi intha hotti hai es kay bolnay walay intnay mutaasab paiay ghaiay keh wo apnay aap ko ahley zuban hee sabat kerty rehay. duniyaan main itni zubanain bolnay walay hain keh koi hasab hee nehn . banda in say puchay keh kia in hindustani mahajroon kay alava saray hee bayzubaan hain? Urdu Islami zuban kaisay ho ghai ? kiss Islami mulk main boli jaati hai? pakistan say bahar niklain tau es ka naam arab mulkoon main urdu neheen balkay asli naam hindi ban jaata hai.
Main ab aata hoon asal baat kee taraf? meri maan boli aik aisi boli hai jes main aap apnay baichoon kay naa vee rakh saktay hain. yeh naam khalas punjabi naam hain. Aik zamana tha log yeh naam baray fakhar say rakhtay thay. meri maan boli aur dosri pakistani allaqai boliyoon ko itna gahta kay paish kia ghia keh log apni maan boliyoun ko jahiloon aur ajadoon kee boliyaan samajnay lug ghaiay. Punjabi boli hee nehin yeh tau aik natural system kaa naam hai. punjabi tehvaar vee aisauy hain keh vo bee natural system kay saath sath chaltay hain.. Bahoon kay jjo naam rakhay jaatay thay un main aik naam Muhammad Boota Sarwar , Allah Ditta, Michael Ditta, Allahrakha Arain, Allahyar Anjum, AllahDitta Qamar, Mohmed Alla, Allahnawaz Bhola G, Peeran ditta, AllahDitta Qamar, Allaha Ditta Nizami Allah wasaya, Rab wasaya , Pahg pahri, Naseebu, Hajraan, naseeraan etc
Meri maan boli kee yeh bee aiik khoobsoorati hai keh es nay her cheez kay naam paish kernay kee koshish kee wo es liay keh humaray punjabiyoun kee fitrat hee yeh thee keh kissi ka muhtaj naa hona paray. Punjabi culture tau thaa hee honest aur bhai charay kaa naam.
Main ab aap say yeh guzarash karoon gha keh aap apni main boli ko apnay dil main kuch jagah dain . Es boli ko boltsay hoay fakhar mahsoon karain keh yeh duniyaan kee behtreen boliyoun main say aik hai. Agar muj say koi puchay tau main tau kahoon gha keh punjabi duniyaan kee behtreen zubaan hai her lihaaz say
Be praud to be punjabi which taught the world civilisation
Meri maan boli kee yeh bee aiik khoobsoorati hai keh es nay her cheez kay naam paish kernay kee koshish kee wo es liay keh humaray punjabiyoun kee fitrat hee yeh thee keh kissi ka muhtaj naa hona paray. Punjabi culture tau thaa hee honest aur bhai charay kaa naam.
Main ab aap say yeh guzarash karoon gha keh aap apni main boli ko apnay dil main kuch jagah dain . Es boli ko boltsay hoay fakhar mahsoon karain keh yeh duniyaan kee behtreen boliyoun main say aik hai. Agar muj say koi puchay tau main tau kahoon gha keh punjabi duniyaan kee behtreen zubaan hai her lihaaz say
Be praud to be punjabi which taught the world civilisation
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Tuesday, September 8, 2015
Gareeb momneen leaders
Mazahab kay baniyoun aur un kay khadmeen nay gareeb Insaniat kay mohn say rootoi ka aik tukra bee cheen ker ayaashi zaroor kee. garbeen logoon kee behnoon aur baitiyoun ko autha ker lay ghaiay? Insaniyiat rooti kay tukray kay liay tarasti rahee aur in kee ayashiyaan jaari raheen.
In hee ayaash hukumranoo kay baray main @Sohail Cheema saab likhtay hain jo keh akhbaraat main bee khabrain chuppeen. Jab main nay ye khabar perhee thee tau mujay bohat d...ukh hoa thay keh es king jaisay gareeb aur momnien kee booking cancel honay kee wajah say un ko bohat preshaani kaa samnaa kerna purra. Yeh koi naiee baat naheen thee yeh gareeb insaniat kay saath hota hee aaya hai. Yeh ayaashian kes kay paisay per? kia wahaan kay logoon yaa wahaan kay logoon ko bee aisee hee sahooliat mayasar hain?
yeh Saudi hukumraan hee neheen balkay sari duniyaan main hee ho raha hai. Britain main bee. Mps hotal kay kamray rent kertay hain tau un kaa karaya £ 2000 per night hota hai aur yahee MPs jub gareeb logoon kee baat kertay hain tau in kee koshish hoti hai keh gareeb kay pass aik rooti hai tau wo bee kissi na kissi tarrah aadhi cheen lee jaiay.
peer ka ghar daikh lain, paighambar ka ghar daikh lain sufi ka ghar daikh lain shareefoon ka ghar daikh lain , badmashoon ka ghar daikh lain,faujee afsaroon kay ghar daikh lain, aisa lugta hai keh sara maashra hee gareeb say rooti cheen ker ayaashee kernay kay chukker main hai.
yeh agla hissa @Suhail Cheema saab kee post kaa hai
King Sulaiman rented out the entire 222-room hotel in Georgetown for his three-night stay ( average room is $2000 and presidential suit is $15000 per night ).
Guests who had booked during his visit were forced to move to other nearby luxury hotels.
Everything is gold in hotel, Gold mirrors, gold end tables, gold lamps, even gold hat racks ( older furniture moved out for 3 nights ).
Red carpets were used in the parking garage to make sure the king and his family never touched the concrete.
Georgetown's streets lined with Cadillac SUV's belonging to his entourage.
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Islam is in safe hands but Muslims have to pray for their own safety
peer ka ghar daikh lain, paighambar ka ghar daikh lain sufi ka ghar daikh lain shareefoon ka ghar daikh lain , badmashoon ka ghar daikh lain,faujee afsaroon kay ghar daikh lain, aisa lugta hai keh sara maashra hee gareeb say rooti cheen ker ayaashee kernay kay chukker main hai.
yeh agla hissa @Suhail Cheema saab kee post kaa hai
King Sulaiman rented out the entire 222-room hotel in Georgetown for his three-night stay ( average room is $2000 and presidential suit is $15000 per night ).
Guests who had booked during his visit were forced to move to other nearby luxury hotels.
Everything is gold in hotel, Gold mirrors, gold end tables, gold lamps, even gold hat racks ( older furniture moved out for 3 nights ).
Red carpets were used in the parking garage to make sure the king and his family never touched the concrete.
Georgetown's streets lined with Cadillac SUV's belonging to his entourage.
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Islam is in safe hands but Muslims have to pray for their own safety
Thursday, August 13, 2015
Muhajir Hypocrates
Muhajir Hypocrates
Aap kissi bee forum main chalay jain wahan per aap ko
mazhabi roop main
Athiest roop main
Progressive roop main
Muhajir roop main
Mqm roop main
Haqprast roop main
Qaid roop main
Ahle zuban roop main
mazhabi roop main
Athiest roop main
Progressive roop main
Muhajir roop main
Mqm roop main
Haqprast roop main
Qaid roop main
Ahle zuban roop main
Qaide Azam ka Pakistan
Yehi neheen Balkay Yahya khan nay Islami aieen bananay y kay liay ik committee banai thee jis kay sarbrah JUSTICE Cornelius thay . Pakistan kay saray ulema including Maulbi maudoodi, Mufti Mehmood, Maulbi Ghulam Gaus, Maulbi Ahmad shah Naurani,Maulbi Ihtsham Ul Haq Thanvi, Maulbi Usmani, Maulbi Naeemi and All es cheez pay mutfiq thay keh Justice saab say ach Islam kay baray main koi nehin janta
Migration to come back
August 1947 kee bhiank din aur ratain jab mairi maan kay khandaan nay
sham churasi Hoshiarpur say Lylpur tak ka paidal chal ker safar kia. Yeh safar intahai sangeen tha jis main kai afraday khana rastay main hee bimari kee wajah say pakistan nah daikh sakay, kuch rastay main fasadat kee nazar ho ghaiay. Jo bach kay pakistan aiay wo apnay village ko yaad kertay kertay hee es dunyaan say chalay ghaiay laikun un ko apna village dobara daikhna naseeb nah hoa. kissi kay khabo khiyal main bee neheen tha keh wo apnay village main dobra naheen aa sakain ghay. Her cheez wahan hee chor ker aa ghaiay keh halat theek ho janay per wapis aa hee jana hai. lakin halaat kharab hee hotay ghaiay jo keh abhee bee hotay hee ja rehay hain.
sham churasi Hoshiarpur say Lylpur tak ka paidal chal ker safar kia. Yeh safar intahai sangeen tha jis main kai afraday khana rastay main hee bimari kee wajah say pakistan nah daikh sakay, kuch rastay main fasadat kee nazar ho ghaiay. Jo bach kay pakistan aiay wo apnay village ko yaad kertay kertay hee es dunyaan say chalay ghaiay laikun un ko apna village dobara daikhna naseeb nah hoa. kissi kay khabo khiyal main bee neheen tha keh wo apnay village main dobra naheen aa sakain ghay. Her cheez wahan hee chor ker aa ghaiay keh halat theek ho janay per wapis aa hee jana hai. lakin halaat kharab hee hotay ghaiay jo keh abhee bee hotay hee ja rehay hain.
Punjab Murdered ik sazash
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Lakhoon Punjabiyoun ko azadi kay nam per aik sazash kay teht qatal ker dia ghia. Police aur fauj nay lut mar tolay ko khul day dee keh jo marzi karo lut mar ker kay azadi kay jashon manao
Kiyoun chup rahee Jinnah kee zuban?
Kiyoun chup rahee Liaqat Ali kee zuban
Kiyoun chup rahi Nehroo kee zuban
Kiyoun chup rahi Insaniat kay hamdard Ghandhi kee zuban
Kiyoun chup rahee British government
Lakhoon Punjabiyoun ko azadi kay nam per aik sazash kay teht qatal ker dia ghia. Police aur fauj nay lut mar tolay ko khul day dee keh jo marzi karo lut mar ker kay azadi kay jashon manao
Kiyoun chup rahee Jinnah kee zuban?
Kiyoun chup rahee Liaqat Ali kee zuban
Kiyoun chup rahi Nehroo kee zuban
Kiyoun chup rahi Insaniat kay hamdard Ghandhi kee zuban
Kiyoun chup rahee British government
4 August 1947 Punjab Holocaust ik sazash
Kiyoun na kissi nay power main aanay kay bahd es lut mar kernay valoon ko pukra aur saza dee
Heranghee kee baat hai keh kissi nay bee shor neheen machaya keh 30 lakh kay qareeb log maray ghiay kiyoun koi karvai naheen hoi?
Heranghee kee baat hai keh kissi nay bee shor neheen machaya keh 30 lakh kay qareeb log maray ghiay kiyoun koi karvai naheen hoi?
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Wednesday, August 5, 2015
Halala
Halala Islam main us amal ko kehtay hain agar koi muslim admi apni bivi ko talaq day day tau halala wajab ho jata hai. Yeh amal kay begair apni bivi say rajooh nahin ker sakta. Es amal main bivi kisay kay sath nikah kerti hai aur es kee shart yeh bee hai keh wo ye sirf dakhavay kay liay nah karay yaani sahi tor per azdawaji talaq bee qaim hoon. Phir bivi aus shakhs say talaq lay ker apnay pehlay shohar say nikah ker sakti hai. Yeh hai sahi halala ka amal.
Daikhnay main aya hai keh aam log talaq day dain tau phir kissi kamzoor lachar aur gareeb ko daikh ker yeh amal kia jaata hai tah keh asaani say jaan churai jaiay. Aus main bee kai log yeh dra damkha ker gareeb ko kehtay hain keh bivi kay kareeb nehin jana. Gareeb bacharay nay paisay liay hotay hain es liay jan choot jaati hai laikan kabi aap nay aisa suna keh halala kertay hoay bivi say hath duh baitha? main jo story likhnay wala hon wo aik sachi kahani hai keh yahan per aik pakistani apni bivi ko kho baitha.
Islamic Sharia disallows a couple remarrying after having been through three divorces.
Some Sunni schools view a triple talaq, when the husband saying "I divorce you" three times in a row, as equivalent to three single talaq. Other Sunnis and Shia treat that as a single divorce, arguing that the Islamic prophet Muhammad did so and Umar having no authority to change that (Muslim 3491, 3492).
Couples cannot remarry until the ex-wife marries another man, to ensure that divorce is not taken lightly. She cannot go back to this husband who has divorced her three times, unless she marries another person who out of his own free will divorces her. This rule is given by the Shari'ah to reduce the occurrence of three divorces and to protect the honor of the woman. Nikah halala cannot be done as a condition or intention to make her lawful to her ex-husband.
After iddah is observed, the original couple may remarry.
Some Sunni schools view a triple talaq, when the husband saying "I divorce you" three times in a row, as equivalent to three single talaq. Other Sunnis and Shia treat that as a single divorce, arguing that the Islamic prophet Muhammad did so and Umar having no authority to change that (Muslim 3491, 3492).
Couples cannot remarry until the ex-wife marries another man, to ensure that divorce is not taken lightly. She cannot go back to this husband who has divorced her three times, unless she marries another person who out of his own free will divorces her. This rule is given by the Shari'ah to reduce the occurrence of three divorces and to protect the honor of the woman. Nikah halala cannot be done as a condition or intention to make her lawful to her ex-husband.
After iddah is observed, the original couple may remarry.
Nikah Halala is used mainly in countries that recognize the triple talaq.
The Qur'an expounds: “And if he has divorced her [for the third time], then she is not lawful to him afterward until [after] she marries a husband other than him. And if the latter husband divorces her [or dies], there is no blame upon the woman and her former husband for returning to each other if they think that they can keep [within] the limits of Allah . These are the limits of Allah , which He makes clear to a people who know”. (2:230, Shahih International Translation).
A man is entitled to take his wife back twice after two respective Talaqs and for a third time also before the expiry of her Iddat after he gives her a Talaq for the third time. But after that the separation is irrevocable. She is then free to be married to any other person of her choice. If then in the normal course of life a dispute between them develops leading to first Talaq by the second husband, she is again free to be married to any person of her choice including the second husband (by whom she has got the first divorce) and also including the first husband as well. The relevant point here is that a Halala cannot be planned in advance, as a Nikah between her and the second husband with an understanding of a divorce afterwards will not be valid. If she does so, it will be an illegitimate relationship with the second husband and with the first husband also with whom she comes to live after a pre-planned Halala. Muhammad (P.BU.H) has cursed both such men who perform Halala and for whom Halala is performed. The second Caliph Hazrat Umar ruled during his reign that he will punish with stoning to death those who perform a pre-planned Halala. Imam Sufian Sauri says: “ If someone marries a woman to make her Halala (for her ex-husband) and then wants to keep her as wife, he is not permitted to do so unless he solemnises a Nikah afresh, as the previous Nikah was unlawful.” (Trimizi). ( All English text is taken from Wikkipedia)
Pakistani Bachara Ragaria ghia
Yeh kahani 15 sal pehlay mujay kissi nay sanai thee laikun yaqeen nah aya. Pichlay dinoon hum Middlesbrough gaiay hoay thay tau wahan hamaray aik aziz muhtram nay yeh s sanai aur yeh kaha keh jis aadmi kay sath yeh waqia pesh aya wo aadmi un kay bhai kay saath kaam kerta hai.
Manchester kay aik pakistani nay gussay main apni bivi ko talaaq day dee jab gussa thunda hoa tau buhat preshan hoa keh yeh kia ker dia. Yeh aadmi kuch namazi perhaiz gar tha saucha jis masjid main wo namaz perhta hai wahan kay maulbi saab say mashwara kerta hai shaid halala kee zarorat paish hee na aiay. Yeh aadmi masjid ghia aur maulbi saab say mila aur apni pereshani biyaan kee aur puchaa keh koi aisi sorat bataieen keh halala kee zarorat hee paish nah aiay. Maulbi saab nay kaha keh sharai toor per halala waj ho chuka hai es kay bagair aap apni bivi say rajooh karain ghay tau haram hai. Aap aisay karain keh koi ba aitmad shaks dhondh lain phir hum khud nipat lain ghay. Aadmi nay kaha keh maulbi saab yeh tau buhat sharmindgi kee baat hai keh koi meri bivi kay saath nakah karay. Maulbi saab nay kaha keh yeh halala rakha hee es liay hai keh koi aisi galti phir na karay. Yeh aadmi kissi aur ko bee batana nehin chahata tha sara halalay ka amal poshida tor per kerna chahata tha. Sauch ker kehnay lugaa keh maulbi saab mujay tau aap say baa itmaad aur koi shaks nazar nehin aata tau behtar hai aap hee es maamlay main merri mada karain laikun es shart per keh aap meri bivi ko talaaq day dain ghay. Maulbi saab nay kaha keh agar aap asrar kertay hain tau main aap kay liay yeh halala ka amal ker daita hoon. Maulbi khatmoon kay khanay kha kha kay khob hutta kutta tha aur phir sahi halala ka bee patta tha. Maulbi saab nay aus kee bivi say nikah ker lia . Aik hafta tak aus nay apni taaqat kay khoob josh aur krishmay dakha kay aus aadmi kee bivi ko khush ker dia. wo aadmi haftay kay bahd maulbi sahb kay pass ghia aur kehnay luga keh maulbi saab ab halala ho ghia aap talaq day ker meray say nikah perha dain. Maulbi saab nay kaha theek hai main apni bivi (us admi kee bivi) ko bola ker pochta hoon agar wo talaaq mangay tau main talaq day ker aap say nikah ker daita hoon.
Bivi ko bolya ghia aur maulbi saab nay bivi ko sari tashree ker kay bataya keh yeh halalay ka amal tha kia aap muj say talaaq laina chahitee hain? yeh suval sunna tau bivi nay talaaq mangnay say inkar ker dia. Yeh pakistani nay maulbi saab kee minat samajat shroh ker dee keh aap muj per yeh zulm nah karain. Maulbi saab nay kaha keh main tau koi zulm nehin ker raha main tau talaaq dainay ko tiyaar hoon laikun bivi kee raza mundi say. Aap kehtay hain tau phir pooch laita hoon. Maulbi saab nay phir halaala ka ziker kertay hoay pocha keh aap talaaq laina chahati hain? bivi nay kaha keh neheen kabi naheen. Wo pakistani maulbi kay qadmoon main gir para aur kaha yeh zulm nah karain. Maulbi sahab nay kaha keh main tau talaq dainay ko tiyar hoon ab main apni bivi ko aus kee marzi kay khalf talaaq day ker gunagar naheen ho sakta. Mujay itna gunagar ker kay kissi kee bad duaun ka nashana nah banaieen. Pakistani aadmi nay hosla har dia kuch din sharam kay marray kissi ko yeh baat bee nah batai keh maulbi nay aus kee bivi per qabza ker lia. Laikun aisi baat kub tak chuppi rehti hai. Phir in sabb nay logoon ko khud hee batana shroh ker dia keh . kabi talaq dainay kee jurat nah karo bhaiyo agar yeh galti ho jaiay tau bahtar hai kissi maulbi say halala mat kerna kiyoun keh maulbi sahbaan ko tu halalay kay qanoon ka achee tarah patta hai.
Bivi ko bolya ghia aur maulbi saab nay bivi ko sari tashree ker kay bataya keh yeh halalay ka amal tha kia aap muj say talaaq laina chahitee hain? yeh suval sunna tau bivi nay talaaq mangnay say inkar ker dia. Yeh pakistani nay maulbi saab kee minat samajat shroh ker dee keh aap muj per yeh zulm nah karain. Maulbi saab nay kaha keh main tau koi zulm nehin ker raha main tau talaaq dainay ko tiyaar hoon laikun bivi kee raza mundi say. Aap kehtay hain tau phir pooch laita hoon. Maulbi saab nay phir halaala ka ziker kertay hoay pocha keh aap talaaq laina chahati hain? bivi nay kaha keh neheen kabi naheen. Wo pakistani maulbi kay qadmoon main gir para aur kaha yeh zulm nah karain. Maulbi sahab nay kaha keh main tau talaq dainay ko tiyar hoon ab main apni bivi ko aus kee marzi kay khalf talaaq day ker gunagar naheen ho sakta. Mujay itna gunagar ker kay kissi kee bad duaun ka nashana nah banaieen. Pakistani aadmi nay hosla har dia kuch din sharam kay marray kissi ko yeh baat bee nah batai keh maulbi nay aus kee bivi per qabza ker lia. Laikun aisi baat kub tak chuppi rehti hai. Phir in sabb nay logoon ko khud hee batana shroh ker dia keh . kabi talaq dainay kee jurat nah karo bhaiyo agar yeh galti ho jaiay tau bahtar hai kissi maulbi say halala mat kerna kiyoun keh maulbi sahbaan ko tu halalay kay qanoon ka achee tarah patta hai.
aap bee apni bivi kay saath piyar muhabt kay saath rehyain tah kay halalay kee naubat hee nah aiay. Agar yeh naubat aa jaiay tau halalay kay mahar say bach ker neheen tau anjaam achaa nehin.
Friday, July 31, 2015
Munda kurri gora hona chai da
Bohtay lokaan dee ehi dua hondi ah gora hovay. Eh kes tarran ho sakda keh maan baap kalay hon tay olad goori ho javay? bacha paida honay tay lagay shagay day log govair launday keh bacha kehtay ghia? koi kehnda maa tay ghia, koi kehnda baap tay ghia. Khair eh jaanay day govair buht door tak chalay janday ah. Eh door es wastay chalay janday ah keh munday yaan kurri da rung gorra kidaan ho ghia?
Menu ik family day kahr jaanay da mauqa milya young couple dono 30 day lagay shaagay? dono kalay laikun munda pohray ballaan vala, phoriyan akhaan tay gora rang. Main jehray baili naal ghia aunay kehya keh burriyan duavan mungday see keh ehnaa dee aulad goori hovay nehn tay hovay ee naa. Rab nay vee ehna dee dua aisi sunni keh munda hoya tay oh bilkul ee goora ho ghia. oh mohtrama cha banaun kitchen ch ghaiyan tay mera baili menu kun ch keh luga keh koi goora karvai paa ghia.
Main eh ee kahvaan gha keh jay koi dua mungoo tay apnay halaat day hasab naal mungo nehn tay lokaan nu galan kern da mauka mil da ah
Eczema?
Eh bamari kih ah? Eczema ik aisi khuleri dee bamari ah jehday ch khul khurdri ho jandi ah tay khurak hundi ah jay khurak karo tay lahoo nikaln lug painda yaan khuleri zakhmi ho jaandi ah
a medical condition in which patches of skin become rough and inflamed with blisters which cause itching and bleeding.
Eh kyoun hunda? ehdi koi khass vaja tay hajjay tak nehn labh saki es wastay ehda koi allaj nehn pehr eh kharash nu kaht keeta jaa sakda.
1 - Jehray lokaan nu eczema ho jaanda ohna nu chai da keh oh apnay nuh (nails) cut kay rakhan, kiyoun keh nuh korak ker day hoay khuleri nu zakhmee ker dainday ah. jivain ee kitay khurak dee lore pavay tay tuseen aunglian day potiyan naal khurak karo.
2- Jay tuseen thunday mulk ch rehnday ao tay neem garam paani naal nahvo.
3- Tauliay naal pola pola jusay nu saaf karo. jes thaan tay tavanu eczema hai
authay koi cream yaan vaseline lavo ta keh authoon khaleri dee khushee kaht javay
authay koi cream yaan vaseline lavo ta keh authoon khaleri dee khushee kaht javay
4- Guvair lavo keh eh kahday naal buhti hundi ah? cotton day kapray pavo jehray tung naa hon. kai khanay peenay vee eh halat ker dainday ah
Kabraunay dee koi lore neh tawanu kalian nu ee eh bamari nehn balkay 300 lakh american vee eh bamari da shakaar ah. Jithay tak Pakistan , India Bangla desh tay Middle east da taalk ah authay tay eh buht ah.
Eczema tay main
Main Middle East ch see tay meri ik lat tay khurak hoi tay kuch zakham vee ho ghaiay. Main clinic ghia tay doctor nay menu cream likh kay ditti jehday naal koi farak naa pia. Main fer doctor ko ghia tay aunay menu kehya keh oh skin specialist kol paij dainda. Main skin specialist kol ghia jinay meri skin nu chungi tarran vaikhya . Es nateejay tay puhnchia keh meri lat tay Eczema ah. Aunay kehya keh oh menu cream day dainda jehay naal aram rahvay gha.Main oh cream varti pehr koi aram naa hoya. Kuch dinaan bahd meri dosri lat tay vee kharash hon lug pai jehday naal main buht fikar mund ho ghia keh parsais ch kitay eh meray saray jussay tay naa chala javay. Main Eczema tay research shroh ker ditti.. Menu jo vee cheez kahr ch hundi see nahaunay toon peloon koi naa koi mal kay nahauna. Aakher Rab da kerna hoya keh ik cheez nay kum vakha ditta. Meriyan lataan toon Eczema khatam ho ghia. One thing worked magically? Burri khushi hoi tay main ehnu magic lotion dee shakal ch bana lia.
Magic lotion
Ehda naa main magic lotion es wastay rakh ditta keh eh kaafi khuleri diyaan bamariyan nu khatam ker dainda. Mera programme ah keh ehnu buht ee kaht qeemat tay baichya javay balkay jehday naal ehdi cost vaghaira recover ho javay. Main lokaan nu eh bamari toon najat davauna chaundaan eh ee maqsad . Jay tuseen ehnu market kerna chaunday ao tay eh discus keeta jaa sakda. Perh eh business day tor tay nehn hona chai da balkay lokaan dee seva vastay hona chai daa.
Ehda naa main magic lotion es wastay rakh ditta keh eh kaafi khuleri diyaan bamariyan nu khatam ker dainda. Mera programme ah keh ehnu buht ee kaht qeemat tay baichya javay balkay jehday naal ehdi cost vaghaira recover ho javay. Main lokaan nu eh bamari toon najat davauna chaundaan eh ee maqsad . Jay tuseen ehnu market kerna chaunday ao tay eh discus keeta jaa sakda. Perh eh business day tor tay nehn hona chai da balkay lokaan dee seva vastay hona chai daa.
Glory of Punjab Empire ik sauch
Punjab kisay zamanay empire rehya yaan nehn. punjabi da ik akhar ah "Thaan" jehra vigar kay "Tan" ban ghia. Afghanistan da asli naa Afganisthan ah jehda matlab banda afgania dee jugah. Eh taan sure tuwan howay gha keh afganistan kisay zamanay ch punjab da hisa see. Menu ik vari kisay Irani nay kehya keh main Iran toon iran dee sugat lai kay aayan. Main puchya sugat da naa kih ah tay ohnay menu dasya Sohaan. Eh sohaan kih ah eh jidaan sada sohn halwa hunda eh see. Eh sada sohn biggar kay sohaan ban ghia.Iran day sher Zahidaan ik sikh darvish dee wajah naal ah. balkay zahidan ch gurdwara hajay vee ah. jay arabi dee khaleeji nasal dee zaban sun tay aidan ee lagda jidaan eh sadi jungli dee mixed zaban howay. i.e Chula (cooker) Rah tak salam tak, tola gumay tay hor patta nehn kinay kay punjabi lafaz khaleeji arabi ch hai. , Main taan eh kahwaan ga jehra hajjay khyaal ee ah keh jinay mulkaan naal "Stan lugda oh punjab empire da hisa see. ohdee waja eh ah keh ehna mulkaan ch Roma community hai jehnu aseen punjabi ch odh kehnday aan. Eh gypsies "stan" allay mukan ch ee nehn balkay european countries ch vee ah.. Kai writers da khiyal ah keh gypsies da origin punjab ah tay ohna dee zaban punjabi naal mildi juldi ah. mera khiyal ah keh saday jehray odh see yan Banjara baradri ah. Eukrine day 15000 hazar lokaan dee abadi dee zaban jataki ah jehri punjabi naal mildi jull dee ah. Eh vee ho sukda keh kai balkan states vee punjabi empire da hisa hoon kiyoun keh balkan states diyan boliyan ch buht punjabi akhar milday ah. Main ik bari bulgaria ch chala ghia tay main ik dukan toon saban lain ghia tay main oh buddi nu ashryaan naal saban da samjia tay ohnay menu saboon keha. may saban day paisay day kay aun luga tay menu ohnay keh Din dubhray.(Good day). menu kisay nay dasya keh jay sunny howay tay kehday dhup ay.. shorba (soup) ehtoon lugda ah keh sada ehna mulkaan nal koi taakaq rehya. We need bit of research on this area to find clue about punjab empire. It wasintersting to know some people they have mes like Kashmir, Gazanove (gaznavi) etc. Mera khiyal ah keh jay kisay zamanay ch punjab empire hoya ah tay oh chota nehn see balkay aus zamanay dee super power see. ho sakda main galt howan pehr din ba din menu nawain too nawain clues mil rehayan ah tay mera eh khyal yaqeen ch badlda lag da ah. fingers crossed
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Monday, July 27, 2015
Saturday, July 25, 2015
Joke
Once a Dutchman, a Hindu, and a Texan were standing together. A Muslim came up and asked, "Hey guys, what is your favorite flower?"
The Dutchman replied, "The Tulip."
The Dutchman replied, "The Tulip."
"Ha, I clean my shit with that!" the Muslim jeered.
The Dutchman got angry, the tulip being the national flower of the Netherlands.
The Hindu replied, "the Lotus."
"Ha I clean my shit with that!' the Muslim laughed.
The Hindu got angry, the lotus being India's national flower.
The Muslim asked the Texan, "And what is your favorite flower?"
The Texan, smiling, replied, "The cactus flower. Now go clean your ass with that!"
Pashaab aa javay tay rokna aukha
Kal aseen sari family Eid manaun wastay safar ker rehay see tameray chutay baitay (dental surgen) nay dupher day khanay toon bahd 2 punj sau ml drink day dubay pee laiay. Hajay motorway tay puhnchay ee see kahvay kitay roko he is desparate for "pee". Main kehya hun thora jehya sabar ker services aun ghian tay authay jaa kay ker laina. Thori dair bah phay kehn lugga "Iam stroking my willy to hold it back" . Khair services aa ghaian tay oh aseen entrance miss ker ditti. Phay kehn lugga keh main aa darakhtaan day pichay jaa kay daisi tarakay naal ker lainda. Car roki tay dohr kay darakhtaan day pichay jaa kay pichab keeta . Husda hoya wapas aya tay kehn luga what a relief main 2 litre tay non stop pishab keeta hona.
Waqai jedoon pishaab aya hovay tay audoon ee patta lugda keh ik aini chotti jehi cheez kinna kay masla ban jandi ah.
Main ik vari jaleeb Al shvaikh kuwait ghia . Authay ik complex ch kum see .oh kum khatam keeta tay menu pashab dee zaroorat mahsos hoi . Oh complex buht vada see ik do offices chon puchya toilets da tay kehn luggay keh complex navaan banya ah tay toilets ais floor tay chalo nehn hoyaan tay kisay hor floor tay try karan. Lab day lab ik toilets tay puhnchay tay ohnu lock luga hoya . patta lugga keh chabee chowkee dar kol ah. Main basement ch chala ghia patta luga keh toilets chalo nehn. Eh saree nahth pahj ch main ena keh majboor ho ghia keh honian niklia kay niklia. Agay kih vaikh daan keh "Fire Exit" wah Rab Da ker keh Kuwait ch Fire exit lock hunday ah eh vee aidaan day mauqay tay Rab da karam ee lugga. Main phutta phat apni zip kholi tay ais taran luga keh jidaan buht mehn naal parnaala chal painda tay ohdi awaz. Main tay lugda do litre day luggay kitta hon garmian da mausam see. es wastay lassi vee vahva peeti hoi see. Eh pashab kernay nal seenay ch tay damg ch thund pai ghai.
Aik choti jehi cheez vee kai var masla ee ban jandi jehri europe ch lambay safar kernal walay driver "Go behind the wheel " alla jogaad vert kay ker day ah
Kia hum joht kee duniyaan main rehtay hain?
Es duniya kee samaj aanay per sab say pehla swal jo aap kay zehen maun autha hai wo yeh hai keh waqai hum 100% joth kee duniyan main rehtay hain?
Yeh sawal sab say pehlay maray zehan main autha. Main aik chotay say kamray main laita hoa tha. Kamra kia tha ? bas samaj lain keh wo aik chota sa darba tha. Yeh kamra mujay buhat passand tha wo kiyoun? wo es liay keh ghar main "Khdama" nukrani kay liay banaya ghia tha. Khadama kiyoun kehrakhi nehin thee es liay mainay aus main aik kuproon vaali almari fit ker dee.Baqi jo jugga bachi aus main bed nehni aa sakta tha esliay mainay zaeen per hee aik mota sa kumbal teh ker kay bicha dia. Aus kay auper bedsheet . Yeh kamra kuch aisa tha keh aus main meray jaisa single pasli ka insan lait jaiay tau 8 inch juga bachti thee jes per main kuch paper rakh laita aur aik do kitabeen aur apna laptop yaa notebook.
Main aik raat laita sauch raha tha tau achanak zehin nay aik ajeeb see roshni daikhi tau her cheez kee haqeeqat khul ker samnay aa ghai keh hum tu saray hee joht kee duniyaan main reh rehay hain jes ka kahaqeeqat say koi taulaq nehin. Hum berh char ker es ko sabat ker nay kee pur zoor koshish main hain. Agar hum es haqeeqat ko aam logoon kay samnay rakh dain tau aksariat man nay kay lia tiayar nehn . wo haqeeqat ko joht sabat kernay kay liay mukhtalif qiam kay dalail kee buchar ker daitay hain. Yeh dalail kuch mazhab say hee shroh hutay hain. .
Main ziada tafseel main nehin jauoon gha bas yeh hee kahoon gha keh aap bee apnay ird gird nazar dauraeen aur aur zara gaur ker kay batain keh haqeeqat kia hai?
Hum aur hamara maashra her kisam kee buraiyoun aur bad unwaniyoun say ghira hoa hai, balkay hum her kisam kee bad unvaniyoun main dab chukay hain likum phir bee hamain es per fakhar hai. Hum es ko burra kehnay kay liay tiayar hee nehn. Hum gunday paani ku yeh keh ker keh chalta paani paak hai peenay ko tiyar hain laikun jes system nay humain gundgi main qaid kia hoa hai aus kay khalaf aik baat bee sunnay kay liay tiyar nehn
Maulbi naal bana kay rakhu
maulbi naal bana kay rakhni chai dee main tay ik vari maulbi nu kehnday sunya see keh jo kuch likhna hai likho laikun yaad rakho keh maulbi aik aisa tabqa hai jo shehad kee makhtyoun say vee bura. makhyoun say tau bachau ho jaata hai LAIken PEECHAY PER JAAIN tau qabar say bee nikaal laatay hai. Mainay suntay hee aunchee say naara laga dia "Naara Takbir" tay naal ee auchee keh ditta "Allahu Akbar"
Ajnabi ya Albakistani
Yeh baat main nay eid kee namaz pernay kay baad kissi ko sunai. yeh sahab thay trinidad kay . Arabi Labas pehna hoa aur mujay Eid mubarak kaha aur main nay bee jawab dia. Main samja keh shaid arab hai. Main nay unhain baat sunai keh aik din meri aik colleague phd professor ka phone aaya keh wo gahr kay liay koi frames kay design choose kerna chahati hai agar main uskee help ker doon. aik syrian kee photo frames kee dukaan per chalay ghaiay jo un koo khandani per frames suppliers tha. Jab hum frames choose ker rehay thay tau us syrian nay pucha ye sath kon hai? Meri colleague nay mazaqan keh dia keh mera husband hai. jesaay hee us nay ye baat sunni us ka rang lal ho ghia aur lecture daina shroh ker diya keh yeh kiyoun kia ajnabi kay saath. Yeh saray arab hee aisay hain kiyoun keh dunyaan main jitnay ghulam supply hoay India yaa Africa say wo arab traders kay hathoon say hee guzar ker ghaiay
Pak honay ka jhoth
sari makhlooqat hee gundee hain kiyoun keh hum nutfay say paida huay,.jes amal say paida hoay wo gunda hai . paida hona gunda hai. haqeeqat tau yeh hai keh her cheez kee bunyad gundgi hai, humaray phul sabziyoun ko paida kernay kay liay gundgee hee daltay hain
Doodh
دودھ
(چترا مدگل)
دودھ گھر کے مرد پیتے ہیں۔ کیونکہ وہ مرد ہوتے ہیں۔ اس کا کام ہے – دودھ کے گرم گلاس کو احتیاط سے ان تک پہنچانا۔ پہنچاتے ہوئے وہ ہر روز دودھ کے سوندھے گلاس کو سونگھتی ہے۔ پکے دودھ کی خوشبو اسے خوش کر دیتی ہے۔ ایک روز ماں اور دادی کے گھر پر نہیں ہوتیں تو وہ چٹ – چٹ کوٹھری کھول کر دودھ کے برتن سے اپنے لئے دودھ کا گلاس بھرتی ہے اور گھوٹ بھرنے کو جیسے ہی گلاس ہونٹوں کے پاس لے جاتی ہے، گھر کے اکھڑے کواڑ بھڑاک سے کھل اٹھتے ہیں۔ اس کے ہونٹوں تک پہنچا گلاس ہاتھ سے چھوٹ جاتا ہے اور دودھ کے برتن پر جا گرتا ہے۔ مٹی کے برتن کے دو ٹکڑے ہو جاتے ہیں۔ کوٹھری کی گوبر لپی کچی فرش پر گلابی دودھ چاروں طرف پھیل جاتا ہے۔ قریب آئی بھونچکی سی ماں کو دیکھ کر وہ تھر تھر کانپتی شرمندگی کا اظہار کرتی معافی مانگتی سی کہتی ہے – “میں ۔۔۔ میں ۔۔۔” “دودھ پی رہی تھی کمینی؟” “ہاں ۔۔۔” “مانگ نہیں سکتی تھی؟” “مانگا تھا، تم نے کبھی دیا نہیں ۔۔۔” “نہیں دیا تو کون تجھے لٹھیت بننا ہے جو لاٹھی کو تیل پلاؤں؟” “ایک بات پوچھو ماں؟” آنسو بھیگی اس کی آواز اچانک ڈھیٹ ہو اٹھی۔ “پوچھ!” “میں پیدا ہونے والی تو دودھ اترا تھا تمہاری چھاتیوں میں؟” “ہاں ۔۔۔ خوب۔ پر ۔۔۔ پر تو کہنا کیا چاہتی ہے؟ ‘ “تو میرے حصے کا چھاتیوں کا دودھ بھی کیا تم نے گھر کے مردوں کو پلا دیا تھا؟”
بشکریہ "اردو نثر"
(چترا مدگل)
دودھ گھر کے مرد پیتے ہیں۔ کیونکہ وہ مرد ہوتے ہیں۔ اس کا کام ہے – دودھ کے گرم گلاس کو احتیاط سے ان تک پہنچانا۔ پہنچاتے ہوئے وہ ہر روز دودھ کے سوندھے گلاس کو سونگھتی ہے۔ پکے دودھ کی خوشبو اسے خوش کر دیتی ہے۔ ایک روز ماں اور دادی کے گھر پر نہیں ہوتیں تو وہ چٹ – چٹ کوٹھری کھول کر دودھ کے برتن سے اپنے لئے دودھ کا گلاس بھرتی ہے اور گھوٹ بھرنے کو جیسے ہی گلاس ہونٹوں کے پاس لے جاتی ہے، گھر کے اکھڑے کواڑ بھڑاک سے کھل اٹھتے ہیں۔ اس کے ہونٹوں تک پہنچا گلاس ہاتھ سے چھوٹ جاتا ہے اور دودھ کے برتن پر جا گرتا ہے۔ مٹی کے برتن کے دو ٹکڑے ہو جاتے ہیں۔ کوٹھری کی گوبر لپی کچی فرش پر گلابی دودھ چاروں طرف پھیل جاتا ہے۔ قریب آئی بھونچکی سی ماں کو دیکھ کر وہ تھر تھر کانپتی شرمندگی کا اظہار کرتی معافی مانگتی سی کہتی ہے – “میں ۔۔۔ میں ۔۔۔” “دودھ پی رہی تھی کمینی؟” “ہاں ۔۔۔” “مانگ نہیں سکتی تھی؟” “مانگا تھا، تم نے کبھی دیا نہیں ۔۔۔” “نہیں دیا تو کون تجھے لٹھیت بننا ہے جو لاٹھی کو تیل پلاؤں؟” “ایک بات پوچھو ماں؟” آنسو بھیگی اس کی آواز اچانک ڈھیٹ ہو اٹھی۔ “پوچھ!” “میں پیدا ہونے والی تو دودھ اترا تھا تمہاری چھاتیوں میں؟” “ہاں ۔۔۔ خوب۔ پر ۔۔۔ پر تو کہنا کیا چاہتی ہے؟ ‘ “تو میرے حصے کا چھاتیوں کا دودھ بھی کیا تم نے گھر کے مردوں کو پلا دیا تھا؟”
بشکریہ "اردو نثر"
Kissi kay ghar ko aag laganay kay baad aap ka ghar mahfooz rehay gha?
Asif saab zulm kissi kay sath bee ho wo theek nehn lekun kia batana pasand karain ghay yeh kin qurbaniyun kee baat kertay hain.Kinay log maray es migration main es khas tabqay kay?kitnay logoon nayKhoon dia? Khoon jis nay diawo tu shaid aap ko nazar nehin aata, migration jinhoon nay pedal chal kay kee wo kabi nazar aiee?.Qurbani ? Yeh tu punjab say puchain qurbani kia hoti hai jes ka her khandan ka koi na koi mara ghia, maun pehnu aur baityoun kee iztain looti ghaian? Qurbanian dainay valoon kee zuban ko aj tak yeh tabqa aujad aur jungli kehta hai. Es waqat pakistan kee aksariat Punjabi hai kyoun pakistan kee quami zuban Punjabi nehn? Ye h wo tabqa (mostly ulama of this creed) hai jes nay choth bol ker Hindustani (urdu) ko Islami zuban keh ker pesh kia? Aap as a progressive and free thinker hotay hoay yeh kehna chahain ghay keh bahar say anay walay her loot mar kernay walay ko es tabaqay hee nay mujahid e Islam aur Insaniat daust bana ker humari History ko pesh kia. Agar waqai aap apnay aap ko free thinker samjtay hain tu itni tafseel say wakalat nah karain
Puranian yadaan choon
Main kabi sauchta hoon keh pakistani aur Muslim perhay likhay llogoon kay damag main yeh baat nehnee aati keh yeh kia hai? Meri jab ankh khuli tu aisay luga keh " saara ee chooth" Problem yeh ho ghia keh sadiyoon say juth hee perhaya jaata raha. main aik din juma ki namaz pernay ghia to molbi gaib kay baray main bata raha tha. Kehnay luga keh "Tum aurat kay pait ki sau photcopy banatay raho main nehin maanta gaib ka Ilm Allah kay pass hee hai wo hee janta hai keh maan kay pait main kia hai" yes baat manchester ki aik masjid kee hai maulbi Indian urdu speaking tha. Kissi nay bee auth ker yeh nehn kaha keh maulbi xrays and scan results samnay hai jo bilkul 100% sure hai aap es ko kiyoun nehn mantay? merray dill ch buht gussa keh eh kih maulbi choth bolda? kuch din baad Eid thee eid kee namaz perhnay gaiay, Maulbi nay aik hor sosha chud ditta keh Islam main her bamari ka bee alaj haisugar ho cancer ho aids ho aap qareeb to aa kay daikhain. Namaz khattam hoi main nay maulbi ko ghair lia keh maulbi saab yahaan peh buhat logoon ko sugar ki bemari hai , uk ki government buhat paisa kharach kerti hai logoon kee blood sugar level per rakhnay kay liay, aap aj woh nuskha to bata dain jes ka aap khtbay main daava ker rehay thay, Maulbi ghabra ghia hus kay kehnay luga keh voh to janat main jaanay kay baad ki baat ker raha tha. Meray saat uncle thay mujay mazak say kahnay lugay yar kiyoun maubi diyan jaran ch baithan lugaan
Religious fanatics
Main apnay contacts dee chanti shroh ker ditti ah jehray lok buhtay religious fanatics hai nay ohna nu unfriend ker daina tay dosray lok jehray aiveen fotoan laa laa kay actraan vang pose bana kay Fotoaan launday ah oh vee unfriend
Oh log jehray ansaniat naal piyar ker day ah pahvaan oh kisay mazhab rang zaat ohna nu jee ayaan nu
Oh log jehray ansaniat naal piyar ker day ah pahvaan oh kisay mazhab rang zaat ohna nu jee ayaan nu
Rab dee paiji hoi army
Rab dee paiji hoi army pakistan da 70% budget harap kernay vali duniya dee behtreen army? menu hor tay koi gila nehn tuseen tay pakistan nu apnay vastay ee janat banaya hoya pehr gareeb diyan her passay siskian pai rehyaan tay oh eh ee keh rehi ah "Pakistan army zindabad". Eh jang dee dramay bazi khatam karo tay aa jao 6th saddi chon nikal kay 21 veen saddi ch.
In 1971 war around 93,000 Pakistani troops and officials were taken as prisoners-of-war by the Indian Army, the largest number of POWs since World War II. They were later repatriated in 1973 under the terms of the Delhi Agreement.
Wednesday, February 4, 2015
Amb khavo tay javan rahvo
Ej jo kuch likh rehyaan eh sirf tuvadi chumri nu hor
chunga kernay vastay ah. Jay tuvanu koi chumri dee
bamari ah tay tuseen apnay doctor naal gal karo
Sano qudrat nay duniya jahan dee cheez dittian tay
cheezan vee oh jehday faiday ee faiday..main tavanu
koi farzi kahaniya novel pern vatay nehn likh rehya
keh gareeb lokaan da hor waqat kharab karaan.
Hun jehri cheez tay main likhan luggan oh ah Amb
jehnu saday punjabi phai phullan da badshah kehnday
ah tay main vee ehnu phulaan da badshah ee samaj da see.
Jidoon main bahrlay mulkaan ch ghian tay aithay vaikhia
keh her kisay mulk da apna fruit da badshah.
Amb (Mango) khan tay vartan day buht faiday ah jehna noon
main thullay dassan ghaan.
1 Acne da Allaj
jay tavanu acne ah tay tuseen mango naal acne da allaj ker
sakday kha kay tay chumri tay laa kay vee. amb pahvan kachay
khavo tay pahvan pukkay ehday buht faiday ah. main aithay eh
vee likh davan keh eh allaj buht holi holi kum ker da, Jay tay
tuseen chumri tay launay alla jugaad vart day ao tay amb nu kut
kay apni chumri jehray thaan da alaj kerna authay mallo.Eh malnay
toon bahd 20 minute bah ehnu paani naaldho davo. kachay amb ehday
vastay buhtay faida day sakday ah. Amb khan nal tay chumri tay
laun naal donaa nal faida hunda ah. Jay khanay vala jugaad varto
tay ik yaan do amb roj day khavo buhtay khanay naal tuvada pahr
vadh javo gha kyoun keh ehday ch sugar kaffe hundi ah.
2 Amb khavo tay javan rahvo
mango dee sab toon vadhi chungi gal eh ah keh ehday naal omar vadh
dee ah. jidoon lokaan day apnay kahraan day amb hunday see tay lok buht
khanday see. Ohna diyan omaraan vee buht hundiyan see. Amb ch vitamin A
tay vitamin c hunday ah jehray keh chumri nu javan rakhan ch madad ker
day ah.Apni chumri tay amb launay naal chumri javan tay malaim hundi ah.
Jay tuseen anay chehray tay amb nal kay 20 minute rehn dainday ao tay
tuwadi chehray dee dakhavat javaan ee rahvay ghee. So mango has
anti ageing properties better than available supplements in the market
So eating mangoes is a very good choice to make your skin younger.
3 Kalian chaiyan da allaj
Amb khan naal tay chumri tay laun naal sun bur , kaaliyan chaayaan nehn
hundian tay jay ho jaan ohna nu khatam ker da. Mango khan naal melanin kahd
ban da tay vitamin A chumri ch nakhar paida ker da. Amb dafaida eh ah keh
tuseen amb nu kha lavo. Geetak tay chilkay nu apni chumri tay mal lavo ehnu
kehnday ah suad da suad tay allaj da allaj. Ik ticket tay do najaray. Her rose
ik glass mango juice peen naal vee chumri buhti dai javaan rehndi ah.
4 Chumri da nakhar
Mango khan valian tay vartan valian dee chumri ch nikhar hunda jaanda tay jay
tuseen vee apni chumri nu nakharna chaunday ao tay mango varto vee tay khavo vee.
5 Akhaan tay ainak
Mango ch vitamin A tay Retinol honay dee vaja naal najar vee theek rehndi ah
tay kharab hon toon bachi rehndi ah. Najar nu vadhaunda tay theek rakh da.
6 ik hor faida
Mangoes also work as a laxative due to it detoxify your large intestine.
So mangoes also help your intestine to absorb nutrients well.
Wednesday, January 28, 2015
Amazing mathematics Beautiful message to share:
Very interesting & meaningful msg to share:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K LM N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is equal to:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26
A B C D E F G H I J K LM N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is equal to:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26
Then,
H+A+R+D+W+O+R+K ;
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11=98%
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11=98%
K+N+O+W+L+E+D+G+E ;
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5=96%
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5=96%
L+O+V+E;
12+15+22+5 = 54%
12+15+22+5 = 54%
L+U+C+K ;
12+21+3+11 = 47%
12+21+3+11 = 47%
None of them makes 100%. Then what makes 100%?
Is it Money? NO!
M+O+N+E+Y= 13+15+14+5+25=72%
Leadership? NO!
L+E+A+D+E+R+S+H+I+P= 12+5+1+4+5+18+19+8+9+16=97%
Every problem has a solution, only if we perhaps change our "ATTITUDE"...
A+T+T+I+T+U+D+E ;
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
It is therefore OUR ATTITUDE towards Life and Work that makes
OUR Life 100% Successful.
OUR Life 100% Successful.
Amazing mathematics
Beautiful msg to share:
Do you agree that we have 26 alphabets in English, as given below
Do you agree that we have 26 alphabets in English, as given below
A = 1 ; B = 2 ; C = 3 ; D = 4 ;
E = 5 ; F = 6 ; G = 7 ; H = 8 ;
I = 9 ; J = 10 ; K = 11 ; L = 12 ;
M = 13 ; N = 14 ; O = 15 ; P = 16 ;
Q = 17 ; R = 18 ; S = 19 ; T = 20 ;
U = 21 ; V = 22 ; W = 23 ; X =24 ;
Y = 25 ; Z = 26.
E = 5 ; F = 6 ; G = 7 ; H = 8 ;
I = 9 ; J = 10 ; K = 11 ; L = 12 ;
M = 13 ; N = 14 ; O = 15 ; P = 16 ;
Q = 17 ; R = 18 ; S = 19 ; T = 20 ;
U = 21 ; V = 22 ; W = 23 ; X =24 ;
Y = 25 ; Z = 26.
With each alphabet getting a number, in chronological order, as above, study the following, and bring down the total to a single digit and see the result yourself
Hindu -
S h r e e K r i s h n a
19+8+18+5+5+11+18+9+19+8+14+1=135=9
S h r e e K r i s h n a
19+8+18+5+5+11+18+9+19+8+14+1=135=9
Muslim
M o h a m m e d
13+15+8+1+13+13+5+4=72=9
M o h a m m e d
13+15+8+1+13+13+5+4=72=9
Jain
M a h a v i r
13+1+8+1+22+9+18=72=9
M a h a v i r
13+1+8+1+22+9+18=72=9
Sikh
G u r u N a n a k
7+21+18+21+14+1+14+1+11 =108 =9
G u r u N a n a k
7+21+18+21+14+1+14+1+11 =108 =9
Parsi
Z a r a t h u s t r a
26+1+18+1+20+8+21+19+20+18+1=153=9
Z a r a t h u s t r a
26+1+18+1+20+8+21+19+20+18+1=153=9
Buddhist
G a u t a m
7+1+21+20+1+13=63=9
G a u t a m
7+1+21+20+1+13=63=9
Christian
E s a M e s s i a h
5+19+1+13+5+19+19+9+1+8=99=18=9
E s a M e s s i a h
5+19+1+13+5+19+19+9+1+8=99=18=9
Each one ends with number 9
THAT IS NATURE'S CREATION TO SHOW THAT GOD IS ONE !!!
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Monday, January 26, 2015
Islam day vich malavat?
Barri ee purani gal ah keh menu didsbury masjid day Imam saab nay ik doctor (Libyan brother Muhammmad ) day raheen Quran sheef dee copy menu tuhfay day tor tay paijee . meri Imam saab naal zaati tor tay mulaqat nahi hoi. Main brother muhammad nu kehya ohna da meray valon buht shukria kehna keh menu es qabil samajia keh menu aini pak kitab da tuhfa ditta. Cha banai tay cha peenday hoay quran shareef nu khol lia. Jivain ee main quran shreef nu kholia tay agay badshah salamat dee foto. Eh mera pehli vari daudi printed quran vaikhna see. Javain ee main eh Foto vaikhi tay main phaar ditti. Brother Muhammad nay kehya "La haulla vala quvata" brother eh tay buht vada gunah keeta. Brother muhamma baray ghhusay ch. keh main quran nu phar ditta. Main brother muhammad nu kehya brother main quran nu nehn pharya main tay eh ik tasveer phari ah oh vee es vastay keh aseen jinay vee quran vaikhay ohna ch pakistan koi foto nehn hundi see tay naa ee eh quran da hisa ah.Meray samjaunay naal ohna nu meri gal samaj aa ghai. Jidoon eh toon foto quran ch lugani shroh hoi kissay maulbi nay kehya kay eh quran day vich foto kiyoun laa rehay ao? mera khiyal ah kissay nay vee nehn. Eh foto launay da ik asar eh ah keh lok eh lok ehna nu vee izat tay ihtram dain. Jehra kaeh kum karee jaa rehya jehda brother muhammad day raday amal toon patta lug da.
Ik vari Ahmad Deedat manchester ch aiaytay menu kisay baily nay dasya keh tuseen vee auna. Main apnay put tay baaayghum nu lai kay Ahmad deedat nu sunan ghia jivain ee aseen building day andar varan luggay tay buhay day agay koi saudi printed quran vick rehay hon £5/copy. Baayghum nay kehya keh ik lai lavan. main punj pound day kay ik copy laiee. Taykhol kay ohday ch foto kahdan luga tay Bayghum nay cheekh mar ditti keh eh tay Quran dee bay hurmati ah. Main oh phay aidaan ee rehn ditti.
Eh do gallan dasan da maqsad eh ah keh lokaan day paijay ch pahriya jaa rehya keh eh musamanaan day badsha Mazhab da hissa ah. Eh saudi arab eee tasveeran quran ch nehn laa rehya balkay qatar kuwait bahrain Uae? taqreeban saray ee mulk apnay pardhana diyan tasveeran launday ah
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Saturday, January 17, 2015
Thursday, January 15, 2015
Moti Da Matlab Piyar
Moti (pearl) kinnay
sohnay aan? Ho sakda aam lokaan nu naa patta hovay keh moti ik takleef day naal
ban da. Rait de ik rori seep day ander chali jaandi ah jehday naal oh androon
zakhmi ho jaanda..seep day ander ik maada hunda jehra rait dee roriyan nu pocha
marna shroh ker dainda. Eh maday no “Nacre” kehnday ah..Eh rait diyan roriyan
nu nacrae da pocha es wastay mar da apnay aap nu bachaunay wastay.Saukhy gal eh
ah keh eh maada seep da dafai maada ah..Eh maday dee rait diyan roriyan tay
pocha phirn day naal seep nu koi bamari yaan nuqsan nehn hunda. Es taran moti
milda ah
Jehri kahani chotay
hunday sunni see oh eh see keh seep khul kay paani day auper aunda ah tay jay
barish da ik qatra ohday ander challa javay tay oh muhn band ker kay paani ch
chala jaanda . es taran moti ban da.
Jehra seep zakhmi
nehn hunda oh moti nehn banaunda.
Moti kinay shnay aan
eh vee ik dukh yaan zakham dee nashani ah pehr ehnu her koi passand ker da .
Kash keh eh dunyaan
es toon sabak sikh lavay keh jay koi takleef hovay kisay koloon tay tuseen ohnu
aina piyar davo keh oh moti ban javay
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